Anubis

God of the Dead|| Old Dog Man|| Mount Phoenix closed rp account|| Single. Pansexual

[leneemusing]

more prompts for your feels

“  what am i supposed to do when i can’t even trust my own mind?  ”  “  i have to believe death is the end. because all that waits for me in the afterlife is a debt of sin i don’t think could ever be paid off.  ” “  what do you see when you look into my eyes?  ”   “  it doesn’t always have to be you, you know?  your shoulders aren’t the only ones that can bear the weight of the world.  ”   “  i don’t think hearts break. shattered things can only be broken once. but torn things can be mended again and again until it’s all scars and stitching.  ” “  i can’t remember what it’s like to be truly wanted.  ” “  every time you look at me i feel invisible.  ” “  loneliness is a slow and cruel poison.  ” “  i’m afraid that if i let you see every side of me, you should shrink back in fear or disgust.  ” “  for once in your life, what is it that you want.  ” “  i’ve been wrapped in my sorrow for so long, i’m afraid i’ll feel too cold without it.  ” “  i just want to see you smile again.  ” “  can’t you stop running for one second?  ” “  i’ll be here. when you’re ready to talk.  ” “  being strong doesn’t mean never asking for help or admitting you’re in pain.  ” “  don’t shut me out. please.  ” “  don’t look at me like that.  ” “  the world isn’t made up of heroes and monsters. just broken people balancing between the two.  ” “  i just wanted to do something good for once.  ” “  why can’t you tell me what’s wrong?  ” “  just trust me. please.  ” “  why can’t you let me in? what are you so afraid of?  ” “   you’re so worried about losing me/them you’re missing everything in front of you.  ”   “  i’m not leaving you.  ” “  you’re not alone. i’m here.  ” “  you see everyone so clearly except yourself.  ” “  don’t you understand? i love you. and nothing you’ve done, no matter how much of a monster you think you are, is gonna change that.  ” “  i find broken things interesting. maybe that’s why i like you so much.  ” “  i want to be whatever it is you think i am.  ” “  you see the good in everything. that’s why i like it when you look at me.  ” “  i’ll still be here when you wake.  ” “  i promise i’ll never hurt you again.  ” “  as long as i have you, the rest doesn’t matter.  ” “  what did they do to you?  ” “  i’m not sure i should leave you alone.  ” “  i won’t hate you. i know you think that’s what you deserve but it’s not.  ” “  i want to love the parts of you that you hate.  ” “  i’m scared of what you’re becoming.  ” “  i’m sorry, i’m not what you think i am.  ” “  you’ll always have a home with me.  ” “  what happened to you?  ” “  i thought i’d never see you again.  ” “  you’re such a fucking coward.  ” “  i envy anyone who has the privilege of being loved by you.  ” “  you scared me.  ” “  please, don’t ever give up on me.  ” “  i’m not giving up on you. not ever.  ” “  i know you love me. but it’s not the way i want to be loved.  ”

[promptfairy]

❥    𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐊 ,   𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐀𝐋𝐁𝐔𝐌    ( 2020 )     [   𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂    ]   .

sentence starters inspired by various lyrics from songs of blackpink’s   the album !!   some lyrics have been slightly modified to be more usable .  change gendered language   &   add context to your needs .  happy roleplaying !!♡

“   i  crumbled  right  before  your  eyes .   ” “   i  hit  rock  bottom   &   sunk  even  deeper .   ” “   i  tried  to  grab  onto  that  last  bit  of  hope  with  both  of  my  hands .   ” “   while  looking  right  into  your  eyes ,   i’ll  kiss  you  goodbye .   ” “   laugh  all  you  want  to  while  you  still  can .   ” “   it’s  about  to  be  your  turn .   ” “   how  you  like  that ?   ” “   look  at  you ,   now  look  at  me .   ” “   i  want  what’s  mine .   ” “   i  feel  bad  for  you ,   but  there’s  nothing  i  can  do .   ” “   with  a  smile  on  my  face ,   i’ll  kiss  you  goodbye .   ” “   that  day ,   i  fell  without  my  wings .   ” “   you  should’ve  ended  me  while  you  still  had  the  chance .   ” “   you  deserve  a  treat .   ” “   i  know  that  my  heart  can  be  so  cold .   ” “   i’m  sweet  for  you .   ” “   you’re  the  only  touch  that  gets  me  melting .   ” “   you’re  my  favourite  flavour .   ” “   we  seem  similar ,   but  we’re  different  down  to  our  bones .   ” “   i  was  born  a  skinny  bitch .   ” “   i’m  quick  to  read  the  room .   ” “   i’m  a  bitch  you  can’t  manage .   ” “   i’m  pretty   &   savage .   ” “   you  better  run .   ” “   if  you’re  mad ,   stay  mad .   ” “   we’re  not  alike .   ” “   your  jealousy  is  a  problem .   ” “   maybe  i’m  the  problem .   ” “   even  though  i  always  smile ,   i’m  not  weak .   ” “   i  wish  you  would .   ” “   the  harder  it  storms ,   the  higher  i  fly .   ” “   i  got  nothing  left  to  say  to  you .   ” “   if  you  really  want ,   i’ll  show  you  some  attitude .   ” “   everyone  knows .   ” “   look   at  me ,   i’m   so  pretty .   ” “   tell  me  where  you  wanna  go .   ” “   i’ll  meet  you  with  my  bags  at  the  door .   ” “   take  me  to  your  paradise .   ” “   i  don’t  want  to  wait  anymore .   ” “   you  want  to  touch ?   of  course  you  do .   ” “   i  know  you  want  to .   ” “   you  said  you  want  to .   ” “   i  bet  you  want  to .   ” “   something  about  me  is  taking  you  higher ,   and  you’re  never  gonna  come  down .   ” “   i’m  lighting  your  fire ,   and  it’s  never  gonna  go  out .   ” “   love  has  trapped  us  in  a  windowless  room .   ” “   i  long  for  love  even  though  it  hurts  me  every  time .   ” “   i  just  need  you  in  my  life .   ” “   you  can’t  end  this  love  on  your  own .   ” “   i’m  nothing  without  the  pain .   ” “   i  was  born  to  be  alone .   ” “   why  am  i  still  looking  for  love ?   ” “   love  is  a  drug  that  i  quit .   ” “   no  doctor  can  help  when  i’m  lovesick .   ” “   love  is  killing  your  darling .   ” “   i’m  happy  with  this  pain .    ” “   you  pity  me ,   but  i  pity  you  for  pitying  me .   ” “   everyone  eventually  leaves .   ” “   i’ve  been  known  to  kiss   &   tell .   ” “   i  send  girls  to  wishing  wells .   ” “   if  you’re  mine ,   i  want  you  to  myself .   ” “   i  know  i’ll  have  enemies .   ” “   i  don’t  care ,   i  got  what  i  need .   ” “   you  need  to  get  with  the  program .   ” “   don’t  go  there .   ” “   i’ll  make  sure  you  get  left  before  you  can  leave .   ” “   i  saw  you   &   knew  what  i  was  trying  to  do .   ” “   i  had  to  play  it  real ,   real  smooth .   ” “   i  went  crazy  over  you .   ” “   feels  wrong ,   but  it’s  right ,   right ?   ” “   would  clean  my  mess up ,   but  i’d  rather  mess  it  up .   ” “   simple  is  so - so .   ” “   don’t  you  know  i’m  loco ?   ” “   you  can’t  blame  me .   ” “   give  me  all  you  got .   ” “   love  me  like  crazy .   ” “   i  love  you  crazy .   ” “   kinda  sad  that  you’ve  always  been  like  that .   ” “   you  see  me  making  waves ,   and  you  don’t  like  that .   ” “   you’re  stressing  over  nothing .   ” “   while  you’re  getting  angry ,   i’ll  just  kick  back .   ” “   only  thing  i  think  about  is  big  stacks .   ” “   you’re  wasting  all  your  time .   ” “   i  can’t  relate .   ” “   no  drama  in  my  life .   ” “   you  aren’t  worth  my  love  if  you  only  love  to  hate  me .   ” “   i’m  taking  back  what  you’ve  taken  from  me .   ” “   you’re  mistaken ,   honey .   ” “   if  i  needed  you ,   i’d  have  you .   ” “   cupid  was  stupid .   ” “   you  wouldn’t  do  it  if  it  wasn’t  foolish .   ” “   stupid .   ” “   on  the  days  i  force  myself  to  smile  brightly ,   why  is  the  night  so  much  darker ?   ” “   i’ve  heard  enough .   ” “   i’ve  heard  enough  of  the  things  that  i’m  not .   ” “   even  as  the  whole  world  changes ,   it  feels  like  i’m  still  the  same .   ” “   you’ll  never  know  unless  you  walk  in  my  shoes .   ” “   everybody  sees  what  they  want  to  see .   ” “   it’s  easier  to  judge  me  than  to  believe .   ” “   i  don’t  really  know  myself .   ” “   i  can’t  let  myself  go  under .   ” “   i  can’t  fly  if  i  keep  looking  at  the  ground .   ” “   on  the  other  side  of  the  dark  clouds ,   the  sun  is  still shining .   ”

[phobetorxmp]

Djed | Phobetor & Anubis

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[mp-anubis]

Anubis let out a deep growl from the back of his throat as he pushed up the silk shirt that Pho used to hide his tight body. The desperation for his lover was built up over what was, reletive to his immortal life time, pretty short but the dog headed god felt that it was too long. He needed the tempting god. “You.” His voice was low as he bit down on a soft spot on Phobetor’s milky white neck before he left behind a dark mark to mark his territory. “Need you.” When he gets into a.... well practically feral state like he was in, his eloquence for speech seemed to fly right out of the window. He knew he could get across what he wanted with body language alone. He pulled back and pulled open Pho’s shirt, possibly sending one of the buttons flying on accident which he would worry about later, before his toothy kisses trailed down to his lover’s chest. He loved to leave a trail of hickies in his wake and he was close to his current goal, the cute pink buds that Pho called his nipples. And the reaction Anubis got when he wrapped his lips around the left nipple was more than worth the wait. 

[phobetorxmp]

Djed | Phobetor & Anubis

Perhaps it would have been easier to be honest from the onset, if only Phobetor’s mind ran to rational, measured discussions and not hot tempered fury when hurt. As Anubis’ arms wind around him, in reply the Greek gently sets down his tea cup on the table, even his tall body was contorted and leant back a little by the other’s sheer size as Anubis bends forward to embrace him. He at 6ft felt dwarfed, a part of him is curious as to how someone smaller would feel, if he didn’t already consider Anubis’ embraces all his. 

“ανόητος“ he murmurs softly, turning his chin towards soft, white hair as his eyes close, hand lifting to gently run over the silky strands, enjoying holding him close and cradling him almost. Still, Anubis’ last comment manages to bring a smile to his lips, as Phobetor tilts his head back a little to look down at him. “I trust your bed to miss me as much as your heart-” he teases softly, with a small, suggestive arch of his brow. Some creatures were far too hot blooded, even if they did look like men, there was still the beast under fine words and sweet manners. 

“Kiss me then” he hums, playfully impatient as his smile widens and he grants the other man the forgiveness he had so sweetly requested. Anubis had been rather well behaved and restrained to respect his personal space for so long, in Ancient times they had not done so well to keep their hands off each other!

translation: fool

[mp-anubis]

“As you wish....”  His eyelids felt heavy as he locked at his love with adoration before he closed his eyes completely and leaned in to kiss him. Their soft lips molded together and soon their tongues were fighting for dominance in a heavier kiss. Anubis’s large hands wrapped around Phobetor’s thin waist and pulled him as close as they possibly could be before he essentially pulled him down onto the couch, the black leather groaning in protest at Anubis’s large body and the extra weight of his love. In ancient times it was much different. Anubis seemed to have a cooler head now but before he was more domesticated he always seemed to get into fights with Pho that ended in heavy petting. 

Now he had Pho’s back pressed into his dark leather couch as he grabbed his thigh to hold around his waist so he could press their bodies together... and maybe so the Greek could feel his large hardening member beneath his pants. Anubis tore his mouth away from Pho’s before he trailed hot open mouth kisses along his porcelain skin, latching onto the space between his neck and shoulders to leave a dark hickey. “Darling....”

[inkmemesarchive]

nonverbal  meme  prompts ↪  they  seem  few  &  far  between,  so  i  tried  to  come  up  with  as  many  scenarios  as  i  could  think  of  where  dialogue  wasn’t  a  necessary  starting  point.  some  are  more  uh  specific  than  others  /  drabble-y,  but  they’re  all  dialogue-free  (  tho  ofc  this  does  not  necessarily  extend  to  the  response  itself  ).  to  reverse  who  sends  what,  send  ‘  [  prompt  ]+  ’  !  alter  any  as  you  see  fit,  &  lemme  know  if  anything’s  unclear  ♡

[  pull  ]  sender  pulls  receiver  closer  to  them

[  touch  ]  sender  places  their  hand  affectionately  on  receiver

[  guide  ]  sender  helps  receiver  through  a  difficult  video  game

[  lean  ]  sender  leans  on  receiver

[  pierce  ]  sender  helps  receiver  with  a  new  piercing  (  doing,  aftercare,  etc  )

[  sit  ]  sender  sits  in  receiver’s  lap

[  spar  ]  sender  pins  receiver  down  in  a  practice  fight

[  cook  ]  sender  makes  food  for  receiver

[  slide  ]  sender  pushes  an  item  across  the  table  to  receiver

[  kiss  ]  sender  kisses  (  lips,  cheek,  forehead,  hand,  etc  )

[  lead  ]  sender  leads  receiver  someplace

[  wound  ]  sender  injures  muse  in  a  fight  (  practice  or  real  )

[  snap  ]  sender  takes  a  photo  of  receiver  (  candid  or  posed  )

[  drape  ]  sender  drapes  their  arm  around  receiver’s  shoulders

[  bullet  ]  sender  takes  a  bullet  for  receiver  (  literal  or  figurative  )

[  nap  ]  sender  falls  asleep  against  receiver

[  teeth  ]  sender  bears  teeth  at  receiver

[  trace  ]  sender  traces  one  of  receiver’s  scars

[  cocktail  ]  sender  makes  /  gives  receiver  a  cocktail

[  comfort  ]  sender  comforts  receiver  when  they  are  upset  /  crying

[  bouquet  ]  sender  surprises  receiver  with  a  bouquet

[  massage  ]  sender  gives  receiver  a  massage  (  planned,  spontaneous,  full  body,  shoulder,  etc  )

[  mentor  ]  sender  takes  muse  under  their  wing

[  tattoo  ]  sender  helps  receiver  with  a  new  tattoo  (  doing,  aftercare,  etc  )

[  dare  ]  receiver  acts  out  a  dare  from  sender

[  hug  ]  sender  pulls  receiver  into  a  hug

[  phone  ]  receiver  sees  sender  smiling  at  something  on  their  phone

[  popcorn  ]  sender  makes  popcorn  for  a  movie  night

[  wake  ]  sender  tries  to  wake  receiver

[  groom  ]  sender  tries  to  make  receiver  look  more  presentable

[  flower  ]  sender  places  a  flower  behind  receiver’s  ear

[  sad  ]  sender  looks  at  receiver  sorrowfully

[  playlist  ]  sender  curates  a  playlist

[  fashion  show  ]  sender  tries  to  help  receiver  choose  an  outfit

[  shield  ]  sender  steps  between  receiver  and  danger

[  bandage  ]  sender  helps  bandage  up  receiver’s  wounds

[  duel  ]  muses  get  into  a  fight

[  fear  ]  sender  finds  receiver  having  a  nightmare

[  hold  ]  sender  holds  receiver’s  hand

[  bruise  ]  sender  finds  receiver  with  a  bruise  /  tries  to  help  receiver  cover  up  a  bruise

[  brush  ]  sender  brushes  /  styles  /  dyes  receiver’s  hair

[  portrait  ]  receiver  paints  a  portrait  of  receiver

[  assist  ]  sender  helps  the  receiver  with  a  task  they’re  struggling  in

[  wow  ]  sender  does  something  to  really  amaze  receiver

[  glare  ]  sender  is  still  hurt  after  an  argument

[  roast  ]  muses  roast  marshmallows  together  /  make  s’mores

[  shoot  ]  muses  attend  a  game  of  paintball

[  diary  ]  receiver  writes  a  journal  entry  about  sender  (  maybe  they  find  it  ?  )

[  dance  ]  sender  whisks  receiver  onto  to  ‘  dance  floor  ’  (  can  be  actual  or  pretend  )

[  rest  ]  sender  rests  their  chin  on  receiver’s  head  /  shoulder

[  manicure  ]  sender  paints  receiver’s  nails

[  tuck  ]  sender  tucks  in  receiver’s  shirt,  hair  behind  ear,  etc

[  chin  ]  sender  lifts  receiver’s  chin  up

[  lap  ]  sender  puts  their  feet  in  receiver’s  lap

[  write  ]  receiver  writes  sender  a  note

[  play  ]  muses  play  a  board  game  /  card  game  together

[  glance  ]  receiver  catches  sender  looking  at  them

[  ill  ]  sender  takes  care  of  receiver  when  they  are  unwell

[  hearth  ]  sender  lights  a  fire

[  tap  ]  sender  taps  receiver  on  the  shoulder

[  bake  ]  muses  bake  together

[  read  ]  sender  reads  to  receiver

[  study  ]  sender  tries  to  help  receiver  study

[  push  ]  sender  pushes  receiver  in  anger

[  skill  ]  receiver  tries  to  assist  sender  in  learning  a  new  skill

[  coated  ]  receiver  finds  sender  covered  in  blood

[  gesture  ]  sender  motions  for  receiver  to  follow  them

[  downpour  ]  receiver  finds  sender  out  in  the  rain

[phobetorxmp]

Djed | Phobetor & Anubis

Tutting softly at the jackal god’s comment about wanting something sweeter, a small, amused smirk tugs at his lips as Anubis’ large hand takes his own. Letting his long fingers uncurl, Phobetor watches intently as lips brush against the skin. With the comment on their past creating more nostalgic feelings within the other, Phobetor scoffs as he shakes his head. “Flatterer” he chides softly, but he cannot stop his lips lifting as his smile widens. “I was younger then” he dismisses with a small playful shake of his head. “You, however, have always seemed old” he teases, lifting the tea cup to his lips by the saucer in his hold to take a small sip. 

That first meeting felt both like an age ago, as it was, but also so recent it felt fresh in his memory. The first of another pantheon he had ever met, Anubis was both dangerous and far too exciting to ignore. He’d drawn him in with that silvery gaze and had been very much that way ever since. Phobetor isn’t sure when he had gone from being content with their fleeting meetings through history. A summer spent in Constantinople or crossing paths in Aleppo, catching sight of familiar eyes watching him on the shores at Byblos. Content to meet, love for weeks on end and then part on life’s next great adventure… to being so enraged that he’d been left behind and it felt like there was no next adventure for him.

As his mind catches up with the ache in his chest, Phobetor sighs softly as he lowers the cup back to the table, and lets his fingers held in Anubis’ hand gently stroke across his cheek. “I am sorry I shouted at you. The things I said, they were… unkind” he hums, lifting his dark gaze to him again. It was the most honest an apology Phobetor had possibly ever made!   

[mp-anubis]

“We are both immortal, my dear. “ Anubis spoke softly as he sipped at the teacup that seemed way too small for his large hands. “You will always be young.” He chuckled at Pho’s teasing and reached out to brush some of his loose inky black hair back behind his ear. “It is not me being a flatterer if it is just true that you will always be the most beautiful creature in existence.” He set down his cup and scooted closer to his lover, with a cheeky smile on his dark complexion. “Just do not tell Aphrodite. I have heard the stories of her wrath.”  Anubis placed an arm around Phobetor’s waist and laid his fingers on the other side of his hips to rub loving little circles if only for physical contact alone. “I hurt you.” He huffed as his expression reflected that of one of his dogs having been caught doing something he shouldn’t. “It is expected that you would be upset.” The god of embalming looked down at the dark wooden table to contemplate his words as he spoke straight from his soul. “I have spent eternity looking after myself. Every lover I had ever taken was fleeting. My purpose was to do my duty for the souls entering the Duat.” He sighed and leaned his forehead against Pho’s shoulder. “I have found myself now in love and it is not simple for me to change my ways. I was inconsiderate and did not let you know of my plans and I am sorry... Please I beg for your forgiveness... the bed is empty without you there.” 

[mp-anubis]

“I don’t know how you’re supposed to hold this knife.”

“You hold it as if you are before your enemy in battle.... or a dark alley.” Anubis stood behind the much smaller woman as he reached out to hold her hand and direct her fingers in the right way around the blade. The two of them seemed to have a somewhat spontaneous friendship that blossomed between them after they met one evening at Babylon. Anubis had dropped by to have some dinner with Phobetor and they met in the lobby while he was waiting and struck up a conversation about dogs. Anubis was happy to chat about his boys with anyone that would listen and he did go on and show her pictures before he was dragged off by the dark god that ran Babylon.  Now they stood in Anubis’s apartment, attempting to figure out a Japanese recipe that Anubis wanted to learn, happy to absorb any knowledge he could learn from a friend. He helped her chop up the onion as he guided her hand before he pulled away to wash his hands in case he accidentally rubbed onion juice in his eye... something he most definitely has done before. 

[mp-anubis]

“How much spice did you add? I cant feel my mouth!”

Anubis looked over the table at the other, raising an eyebrow as he watched Ryujin chug a glass of water. The Egyptian couldn’t help but laugh to himself at the sudden break in Ryujin’s tough exterior before he shoveled another spoonful of what he was eating into his mouth. “I added the amount of spice I felt was right for the flavor.” His low voice rumbled in his chest as he tried to hide how amused he was at the other’s reaction.  “I thought your culture had spicy dishes, Ryujin. Did you just avoid them?” The relationship between Anubis and the water dragon was a strange one. They seemed to have quite a lot in common and yet there was some sort of strange rivalry between them, as if they needed to assert their dominance over one another. Pho was usually the mediator between them but when they were alone like this things got... competitive. 

[mp-anubis]

“How spicy can I make this?”

“Depends on how much spice you can handle, little one.” Anubis seemed to be spending more and more time with the youth in his Pantheon, somewhat feeling responsible as an ‘uncle’ of sorts. He wanted to give them support he knew that others sometimes didn’t get when their parents were Gods with egos the size of the heavens. Not that Bastet was that way but he still wanted to bring Tomoe under his wing.  Anubis grabbed the dried peppers he was chopping up before throwing them into the pan and giving the other a smile. “We are in a time when there are ways to combat the spiciness with some sort of milk or yogurt drink but the peppers add a flavor that rounds out the dish as well.” He checked the recipe, not knowing any sort of cooking off the top of his head, before he increased the heat on the stove. “Do you like spicy things?” 

[mp-anubis]

@phobetorxmp​

“HASANI!” Anubis shouted from the pits of his chest, startling the others that were enjoying their day in the park. His anxiety shot through the roof as somehow his newest addition to his pack, a massive pure black Great Dane, slipped from his hands as he was walking him in the park. He had no idea where the young dog was going but he was fearful of what might happen to him. Usually his dogs were so well behaved, at least for him, so not only was this unusual it was frustrating. “STOP IT YOU FILTHY MUTT!” His temper was flaring but it was from a place of worry and fear.  When he rounded the corner to continue chasing him down he stopped in his tracks to see Hasani jumping up on someone who sat on a bench. “Nek- Hasani-” When he realized who it was that the pup was getting so excited about he felt his heart drop into his stomach. Of course the only other person that Hasani would lose his mind over was Phobetor. Anubis looked at the dark god, feeling a pounding heart beat against his rib cage. “Pho... I am so sorry, I lost control of him, he must have smelled you...” 

[mp-anubis]

Pho moved like the shadows he controlled. Always silently and gracefully as if he was floating about the room. He was so beautiful that it stunned Anubis most of the time. He felt like he was so rough and tumble sometimes he was shocked that someone like Phobetor wouldn’t want someone just as beautiful and royal as him. Still Anubis was content in playing his royal knight instead of the king he needed.  “I do it just in case. I want to be sure you don’t change your mind if you want something a little... sweeter.” He purred and stirred some cream into his own tea before he sipped at the dark and rich flavor of the liquid. He licked his lips of any spare creamer and looked up at the other with his bright silver eyes. He took Pho’s hand and wrapped his large callused fingers around his more delicate ones before he pulled his palm to his face so he could kiss it.  Anubis chuckled at the mention of their first kiss, thinking of an Ancient civilization off the coast of Greece. The king of Knossos was so famous and the minotaur so rumored that Anubis had to go to Crete to see. There were crowds of people flooding the palace and the courtyards and yet when he locked eyes with a long haired pale man with a big nose he was instantly drawn to the darkness he could see surrounding them. They spent the week together and yet they did no more than kiss. “You were so beautiful under the Grecian moon....” 

[mp-anubis]

“These were supposed to be Duchesse potatoes, not charcoal-“ Phobetor sighs as he sets the plate of inedible food down in front of Anubis, the man’s kitchen a war zone behind him, but he had tried.

Anubis could cook basic things for the most part. He could follow a recipe really well and he certainly wasn’t picky with what he ate, he did originally have the head of a dog after all. But this was.... inedible. It smelled like freshly laid asphalt and he had no idea how that was possible in the least bit. He really did appreciate his boyfriend trying to do something nice and make him food but while Phobetor was great at a lot of things... this did not seem to be one of them. Still he gave the Grecian god a smile and stuck a fork through the charred potato. And then he put it in his mouth. Anubis immediately coughed but still chewed and crunched through the bits in his mouth and gave the other handsome man a smile. “It is... good, dear.” 

[mp-anubis]

“Salt is not a prime seasoning, you need more.”

“What?” Anubis huffed at his new friend’s critique as he scratched the back of his neck. “But if it is too salty then you will get thirsty.” He rubbed his chin as they stood in his kitchen attempting to learn how to cook according to the Japanese culture. He and Amaterasu had become quite good friends since they shared in his ancient culture and he begged her to teach him to cook. He thought he could surprise Phobetor with a lovely little meal... and maybe he could show off to Ryujin a little bit. Just for fun.  He was used to cooking for Egyptian climate. It might not make much sense to someone who didn’t grow up in the desert but it would be unwise to make yourself overly thirsty with salty foods when you needed to preserve your water. “Right yes.” He picked up the salt shaker and shook it a few more times. “Is that enough? I worry about the sodium.” The gears in his head never stopped turning. 

[mp-anubis]

@phobetorxmp​

“HASANI!” Anubis shouted from the pits of his chest, startling the others that were enjoying their day in the park. His anxiety shot through the roof as somehow his newest addition to his pack, a massive pure black Great Dane, slipped from his hands as he was walking him in the park. He had no idea where the young dog was going but he was fearful of what might happen to him. Usually his dogs were so well behaved, at least for him, so not only was this unusual it was frustrating. “STOP IT YOU FILTHY MUTT!” His temper was flaring but it was from a place of worry and fear.  When he rounded the corner to continue chasing him down he stopped in his tracks to see Hasani jumping up on someone who sat on a bench. “Nek- Hasani-” When he realized who it was that the pup was getting so excited about he felt his heart drop into his stomach. Of course the only other person that Hasani would lose his mind over was Phobetor. Anubis looked at the dark god, feeling a pounding heart beat against his rib cage. “Pho... I am so sorry, I lost control of him, he must have smelled you...” 

[mp-anubis]

Anubis felt he knew his psuedo-boyfriend well enough to know that he showed affection like a cat. You had to gauge his mood in order to determine if he wants affection, and if you can’t determine that then you have to wait for him to come to you. He supposed that was why they worked so well together. They were similar in enough ways and different in all the others. He knew better than any other God that there needed to be a balance in all things of life because tipping scales could result in chaos.  As the tall man turned his back to the kitchen entrance to make tea for both of them, black of course, the dogs took their turns with greeting their owner’s favorite person once more. The twin Doberman slid up into his arms with little whines as they licked the flawless porcelain skin on his face. Abasi nudged his head under Pho’s arm to get him to pet him as Hasani rested his big head on top of Pho’s from behind and let his long tail wag along with his brothers’. With a sharp whistle their attention was grabbed by Anubis who walked past them holding the tray of tea over his head in order to avoid it being knocked out of his hands. He spoke in his ancient language to tell them to lay down and they went to their respective favorite spots at the command of their master.  “Now let us sit and enjoy one another’s company like we have always been meant to.” Anubis gave Phobetor a flirtatious smile as he attempted a romantic line and poured a couple of cups of tea, making sure the lids were off the creamer and sugar as well so that they could use them as they pleased. 

[phobetorxmp]

The Party Host

The spice continued from here w/ @mp-anubis & @mpxryujin   tw: impending spiciness

By now, stood with his tray of nibbles in his hands, Phobetor’s eyebrows are impossibly high as he watches Ryujin roll around like a flirtatious little tart trying to rile up the usually stoic Egyptian shamelessly laid on his bed with him. Uncharacteristically, he’s quite lost for words. 

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[mpxryujin]

And there it was… That damn good dog running to his master to obey. The dragon king rolls his eyes as he sits on the bed, watching the two gods kissing. Yet it doesn’t take long until Phobetor gives his attention to the shirtless water god on his bed. Ryujin chuckles at the words ‘bad lizard’ -not surprised at all. What else should the god of nightmares call him?! “You already have an obeying dog. Would be boring if I were the same, don’t you think?” 

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[mp-anubis]

Watching the two of them from a distance with his bright eyes, Anubis seemed to be waiting for something. His mind was processing the scene as gears were turning in his head, trying to figure out where he could insert himself. He had never been with Ryujin before so he had to see where the man would place himself on the scale of dominance. 

The striking bulge in his tight pants clearly wasn’t going away though so he needed attention. He approached Phobetor from behind and wrapped his arms around his waist as he sat in Ryujin’s lap. He growled from the depths of his chest as he laid hot open mouth kisses along the Greek god’s skin, letting his flat tongue leave a slick trail. He bit down on the crook of his neck to suck a dark mark on his pale skin, loving to leave behind evidence of their love. His hands moved up Pho’s now bare chest after the water god opened his shirt so that he could pinch his perked nipples and roll them between callused fingers.

[rpmemes-galore]

all things cooking / baking … sentence starters

“Catch that, it’s boiling over!”

“How spicy can I make this?”

“You want to be my taste-tester?”

“Could’ve used more seasoning.”

“Do you need a hand with supper?”

“Everything’s better with chocolate.”

“Too many hands in the kitchen, out!” 

“Want me to teach you how to make this?”

“Have you ever cooked a day in your life?”

“Oh no… it said teaspoon, not tablespoon.”

“No, no, no you’re going to burn it like that!”

“I never would’ve thought to bake it like that.”

“Just keep stirring ‘til your whole arm falls off.”

“Can you teach me how to cook this properly?”

“That’s so much icing. It’s like a tower of icing.”

“Salt is not a prime seasoning, you need more.”

“You don’t know the basics of cooking, do you?”

“That’s going to be so dry if you cook it like that.”

“Would you mind dicing some of those up for me?”

“There were supposed to be cookies, not charcoal.”

“I’ve never cooked anything this complicated before.”

“How much spice did you add? I cant feel my mouth!”

“I don’t know how you’re supposed to hold this knife.”

“You could give Gordon Ramsay a run for his money.”

“You’re actually tearing up… it can’t taste THAT good.”

“It tastes good, but the aesthetic could use some work.”

“I’m tempted to sign us up for one of those baking shows.”

“Come here, I’m going to show you how to plate this fancily.” 

“Not even kidding, you need to open a restaurant, this is amazing.”

“Well, we’re out, so I guess we’ll have to make some substitutions.” 

“I don’t think I should be trusted with the sharp things. Or the hot things.”

“They couldn’t believe it wasn’t made by professionals… you might need to bake more.”

“So, the grinder broke while I was seasoning, so now this has four ounces of pepper on it.”

[mp-anubis]

@phobetorxmp​

“HASANI!” Anubis shouted from the pits of his chest, startling the others that were enjoying their day in the park. His anxiety shot through the roof as somehow his newest addition to his pack, a massive pure black Great Dane, slipped from his hands as he was walking him in the park. He had no idea where the young dog was going but he was fearful of what might happen to him. Usually his dogs were so well behaved, at least for him, so not only was this unusual it was frustrating. “STOP IT YOU FILTHY MUTT!” His temper was flaring but it was from a place of worry and fear.  When he rounded the corner to continue chasing him down he stopped in his tracks to see Hasani jumping up on someone who sat on a bench. “Nek- Hasani-” When he realized who it was that the pup was getting so excited about he felt his heart drop into his stomach. Of course the only other person that Hasani would lose his mind over was Phobetor. Anubis looked at the dark god, feeling a pounding heart beat against his rib cage. “Pho... I am so sorry, I lost control of him, he must have smelled you...” 

[mp-anubis]

Anubis broke out into a smile that was unusual for his commonly stoic expression but he just couldn’t help the joy that filled his heart. He knew better now than to take off without warning, so he would be sure to speak to Phobetor about his every move from now on. Well that might be going overboard but he would figure out how to be the perfect boyfriend- or lover- or whatever it was that this relationship had become. The silver haired dog god took Pho’s arm and led him through the blooming gardens that lined the inner parts of the park. Hasani stuck by their side like the loyal little boy he was, happy to escort his humans back home. 

When they returned to Anubis’s abode the man kept the dogs from jumping on Pho right as he walked through the door. He had them sit in a line and wait as their tails wagged non stop with the want of attention from their master’s partner. Even Abasi, the eternal and loyal dog that followed him here from the underworld, seemed to be struggling with his excitement. “If you want you can greet them one at a time or we can just ignore them and allow their excitement to settle. I know you are not much of a dog person.” Still Anubis remembered a time or two when Phobetor didn’t know he was looking and he witnessed the man showing a soft side to the dogs. 

[mp-anubis]

❝ Mistletoe ❞ Our muses share a kiss under the mistletoe. Bonus if one of the muses is actually holding the mistletoe above their head.

Anubis was curious about the rituals of Christmastime. Since it wasn’t a holiday that the ancient Egyptians followed he tried to learn more about the interesting mix of aesthetics between the Christians and the Pagans. But he still found it was fun. He had been convinced by his almost official boyfriend Phobetor to throw a little Christmas party and it was going pretty well and honestly making him feel the holiday cheer. He had even set up a little mistletoe over the doorway to his bedroom. The dark god tapped his foot and checked around the room as he waited. Pho asked him to wait there for him and he thought they were going to share a little kiss. He didn’t expect to turn around and see a surprised Ryujin there. Ever since the tension between them at the Summer Gala it was… hard to determine where they stood. Anubis knew Pho liked Ryu and he wanted to befriend whoever his beloved cared about. So he threw inhibitions out the window and grabbed the water god by the waist before dipping him back and planting a passionate kiss on him. He would probably complain but oh well. 

[mp-anubis]

Anubis’s eyes widened when he saw Pho standing at the door and at first feared his wrath before he directed his irritation to Ryujin who clung to him from behind. He let out a growl that sounded like the vicious dog he was before he huffed and attempted to slow the rapid beating of his heart. “You stupid lizard, you love pressing buttons don’t you.” The silver haired man turned his gaze to Phobetor still in the doorway before he pulled off of Ryu with a yelp at the bite. “You...” He would deal with him in a second.  Anubis stood to his feet with the upper buttons of his dark purple shirt undone to show his brown sugar skin to the world. The tall god approached the other and reached to wrap an arm around his waist and pull him flush against his body. “I’m sorry we left the party without you, ibib... but I do want you to join us.” He leaned down to kiss Pho deeply as one of his large hands cupped the nightmare god’s jaw. He pulled away and glanced at Ryujin before smirking and whispering in his lover’s ear. “I kind of want to tame the brat though... if you want to help me with that.”