The East Wind Blows

Choi Minho. Son of Njord. May contain M to NC17 themes +imgs. Not affiliated with Choi Minho of SHINee or SM Ent.

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Odd Eye | mia&minho

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“I might have stared a little too hard on their ass, but boy was he fine.” He said with a chuckle even as he placed the slice of cake in front of Mia. There wasn’t much activity at the bakery today, which was perfect to just lounge about and gossip. Not that Minho would ever admit he was.

“I swear, Babylon attracts all sorts of creatures, but all of them are A+” He sank down on the chair opposite Mia and his usual cheeky grin was more sheepish than mischievous. “But hey, how the fuck was I supposed to know he owned the place and wasn’t an escort? He was practically lying half naked on the doorway!”

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Mia began eating the slice of cake as soon as Minho brought it out for her, listening closely to the hot gossip. If anyone could provide that, it was Minho, and whilst Mia claimed she no longer cared for gossip and rumors… well, she was lying. It was still way too fun.

“Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,” she interrupted. “Ares? My… wait, is Ares my brother? Ah fuck, he’s my brother, isn’t he.” Even though she was part of the Greek pantheon, she had no idea how the fuck everyone was related to each other. “You stared at Ares’ ass as he was lying half naked in the doorway. Wow. That’s… an experience.”

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“Wait..is Ares your brother?” Minho’s brow furrowed as he rapidly tired to remember exactly who Mia’s god parent was. “ Do they even think we’re related to them?” He added as an afterthought, they meaning the gods. 

“Well he wasn’t half naked really.” He confessed with a sheepish smile after he came back with Mia’s drink this time. “I have no idea what happened, he just turned up all bloody and shit and was taking off his shirt. So yeah, I guess half naked?” He gives a thoughtful hum. Even the very memory of the encounter made Minho shudder. The Greek god gave him the creeps, and yet there was something almost magnetic about his presence. 

“Are all Greek gods like that?” he turned to Mia now, whom he had quickly ascertained as a fountain of city gossip.

[persephonememes]

sentence prompts ➝  silver linings playbook

❛  I used to think you were the best thing that happened, but now I think you might maybe be the worst thing.  ❜

❛  You have to do everything you can, you have to work your hardest, and if you do, you have a shot at a silver lining.  ❜

❛  The world’s hard enough as it is.  ❜

❛  Can’t somebody just be positive?  ❜

❛  You’re not a standup guy today.  ❜

❛  Can we get through one fucking conversation without you reminding me that my goddamn husband’s dead?  ❜

❛  When life reaches out at a moment like this it’s a sin if you don’t reach back, I’m telling you its a sin if you don’t reach back!  ❜

❛  It’ll haunt you the rest of your days like a curse.   ❜

❛  The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That’s guaranteed.  ❜

❛  Can you forgive? Are you capable of that?  ❜

❛  The only way you can beat my crazy was by doing something crazy yourself.  ❜

❛  I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I’m sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.  ❜

❛  It can still be a date if you order raisin bran.  ❜

❛  You love her even before you realized it  ❜

❛  You say more inappropriate things than you say appropriate things. You scare people.  ❜

❛  What are you doing?  ❜

❛  Do yourself a favor: respect a restraining order, ok?  ❜

❛  I don’t want to talk to her.  ❜

❛  Would you just leave me alone!  ❜

❛  I have one more letter for you to read.  ❜

❛  Just trying to be romantic.  ❜

❛  Humanity is just nasty and there’s no silver lining.  ❜

❛  I ordered raisin bran because I don’t want it to look like a date.  ❜

❛  I told my story and you judged me?  ❜

❛  You’re afraid to live.  ❜

❛  You’re an asshole.  ❜

❛  You look nice.  ❜

❛  Oh, I’m not flirting with you.  ❜

❛  Oh, I didn’t think you were.  ❜

❛  Why are you wearing a garbage bag?  ❜

❛  You have poor social skill you have a problem.  ❜

❛  True love is about letting her go and seeing if she returns.  ❜

❛  If clouds are blocking the sun, there will always be a silver lining that reminds me to keep on trying.  ❜

❛  I don’t want to stay in the bad place, where no one believes in silver linings or love or happy endings.  ❜

❛  Real life often ends badly. Literature tries to document this reality, while showing us it is still possible for us to endure nobly.  ❜

❛  I am practicing being kind over being right.  ❜

❛  You need to make time for your family no matter what happens in your life.  ❜

❛  I still love you in my own fucked-up way.  ❜

❛  Life is random and fucked-up and arbitrary, until you find someone who can make sense of it all for you— if only temporarily.  ❜

❛  It hurts to look at the clouds, but it also helps, like most things that cause pain.  ❜

❛  Most people lose the ability to see silver linings even though they are always there above us almost every day.  ❜

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Odd Eye | mia&minho

continued from here with mpxmia

“I might have stared a little too hard on their ass, but boy was he fine.” He said with a chuckle even as he placed the slice of cake in front of Mia. There wasn’t much activity at the bakery today, which was perfect to just lounge about and gossip. Not that Minho would ever admit he was.

“I swear, Babylon attracts all sorts of creatures, but all of them are A+” He sank down on the chair opposite Mia and his usual cheeky grin was more sheepish than mischievous. “But hey, how the fuck was I supposed to know he owned the place and wasn’t an escort? He was practically lying half naked on the doorway!”

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“This new-found heroism is making me very attracted to you. You wanna just make out a little bit? Just to see how it feels?”

“I have that effect on most people,” Minho grinned cheekily at the smaller woman whom he  “rescued” from being ripped off by a snarky bartender. That was a couple of drinks ago, and since then the two had gotten acquainted and right down wasted. “I’m all for the age of exploration, babe, but I’m definitely sure you’ll appreciate all of this when you’re sober...” He gestured at himself, more than a little inebriated himself.

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❝ I am extremely unhappy and you’re the only person who knows. ❞

set pre-MP days~ because 2min is life with @taeminxmp

Minho looked up from where he was drying his hair. Normally he wouldn’t even care about making sure his locks dried properly so it fell in casual waves, but Taemin always liked it if he looked nice, even when they’re supposed to be just hanging out, with no work in sight. 

“While it comes in the territory of being the boyfriend, Taem Bear,” He said as he padded back to where Taemin was lounging. “You should be able to tell your agent that you don’t like the work he’s throwing your way, babe.” With a sigh, he lowered himself on the sofa next to his boyfriend. It was fast becoming a pattern, meeting haphazardly after almost weeks of not seeing each other, and almost always, Taemin complained. Normally, Minho wouldn’t mind, since he loved the other model, but there were days when he wished they could go back to when everything was just a little bit easier. 

“What happened today?” He asked, trying to keep the tiredness out of his voice as he turned to give his boyfriend his attention.

[baekim]

this cute duo :3

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“What am I supposed to do with the hordes gathering outside the door?”

“I got your back hang on,” Minho’s voice was all seriousness as he spoke to the other girl and  with a flurry of keyboard presses and mouse scrolls sent a flurry of moves at the goblin horde.

“Hey, you okay?” He asked through his headset. “Want to give this game a rest for now?”

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❝ If anyone’s going to ruin your night, it should be you. ❞

“No wiser words have been spoken!” Minho replied with a far too eager nod, cheeks flushed. He may or may not have drank his fair share of tequila while waiting for Blair to finish her shift. His life had taken a turn towards shitsville and nothing was better for coping with that than copious amount of alcohol. Or hookups.

“Hey,” He grinned towards the guy, trying to remember if they had been talking for a while or did he appear on the stool next to him like smoke. Minho squinted trying to remember, but couldn’t, and figured that would be a detail best left for tomorrow. “Wanna make out?”

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                night in the woods → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Do you think we’d be friends if we weren’t, like, stuck together in the same town? ❞

❝ My entire life feels like running after something that keeps moving away into the distance, while I stay in the same place. ❞

❝ I believe in a universe that doesn’t care and people who do. ❞

❝ We’re all gonna die if we don’t keep living. ❞

❝ Go legally braindead from lack of oxygen due to choking on my entire ass! ❞

❝ There is not one person on God’s Earth who doesn’t love tacos! ❞

❝ I am so scared all the time and the fear hurts. ❞

❝ Pretty amazing, to be something at least. ❞

❝ I have really up up days and really down down days. And I don’t know which it is until it’s over sometimes. ❞

❝ Plastic bags are the ghosts of supermarkets. ❞

❝ Being the only queer people in town sucks. ❞

❝ Not knowing how something worked used to seem like… magic. Now not knowing means it might be going wrong and I may not be able to fix it . ❞

❝ When I die, I want it to hurt. When my friends leave, when I have to let go, when this entire town is wiped off the map, I want it to hurt. Bad. I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I’m thrown off and everything ends. And you know what? Until that happens, I want to hope again. And I want it to hurt. Because that means it meant something.  ❞

❝ It’s a fantastic ass right? ❞

❝ No fascists at this party! ❞

❝ You could vape. ❞

❝ You know when your body is like ‘Uh whoa I almost died,’ and you get all hyper because you’re filled with dolphins? ❞

❝ At the end of everything, hold on to anything. ❞

❝ If anyone’s going to ruin your night, it should be you. ❞

❝ I’m like, proud of us all, for having good-ass lives in a shitty, stupid, good-ass town. ❞

❝ Nothing is going to save us forever, But a lot of things can save us today. ❞

❝ And nobody cares! I wanted someone to notice things aren’t OK. ❞

❝ Once haunted, can a place be unhaunted? ❞

❝ We devote ourselves to something we barely understand, something we can never touch. We give it a name, and we give ourselves a name for doing so. All of it creates this connection. And that connection, that becomes the thing we can touch. ❞

❝ Oh my god. That was dangerous. I could’ve died. THAT WAS AMAZING! ❞

❝ There was until one afternoon… where something just broke. Reality broke. ❞

❝ They said I had an anger problem, but that’s not true. ❞

❝ I know this won’t save me in the end, but I don’t need it to save me forever, I just need it to save me now. ❞

❝ I have the worst face. I have a nightmare face. ❞

❝ Don’t panic but we’re maybe all gonna die soon. ❞

❝ Okay, I don’t feel comfortable with you objectifying my boyfriend. ❞

❝ I’m gonna go run around naked in the wooooooods! ❞

❝ You can’t take a woman’s husband just because he’s dead! ❞

❝ I am super, super gay. ❞

❝ I think my total gayness came through to the discerning reader. ❞

❝ I am extremely unhappy and you’re the only person who knows. ❞

❝ My dad/mom/parents didn’t like me. ❞ 

❝ My dad used to hit me a lot. ❞

❝ My mom like, wouldn’t feed me. ❞

❝ I’d be locked in there for a day sometimes, or overnight. So I’d try to develop psychic powers so I could like signal to the neighbors or unlock the door. Didn’t work, as you might guess. ❞

❝ I never told anybody. After a while, I started feeling guilty too, for some reason. Like this was something bad I was doing? ❞

❝ Being abused isn’t your fault at all. ❞

❝ I’m just glad I didn’t – yeah, anyway. ❞

❝ My dad had to stop drinking because he was a danger to me and my mom. ❞

❝ I want to grow giant and pick you all up and carry you somewhere safe. ❞

❝ Screw it! I’m doing two beers! I’m doing beer! ❞

❝ I guess beer is just one of those horrible things adults do. Like doing taxes and having babies. ❞

❝ Time makes most dangerous things less dangerous. ❞

❝ I stayed and grew up while you left and stayed the same. ❞

❝ I don’t even believe in hell and I hope they go straight there. ❞

❝ Hey you get that porn off your laptop? ❞

❝ You’re a smooth talker. you’re a smoothie. ❞

❝ Eff college!! All those rich kids and hot people all wring sex and having papers with each other! ❞

❝ I was just saying you look like crap because I love you. ❞

❝ Let’s steal from my boss, who trusted me! ❞

❝ ______ is probably bipolar. ❞

❝ I don’t know what this feeling is. ❞

❝ Don’t ever say daddy again. ❞

❝ I can’t not give a shit. ❞

❝ I thought you couldn’t leave home because of your… issue? ❞

❝ You’re home enough. ❞

❝ Isn’t it illegal to smoke indoors? ❞ 

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Teen Wolf Sentence Meme

“All right, did you forget the part about the family-murdering axe-murderer?”

“Come on, no one died, alright? Look, there may have been some maiming, okay? A little mangling, but no death! That’s what I call an important distinction.”

“Come over to my place at nine. Plan on staying the night. I like to cuddle.”

“Do you have any idea how bad you look? You’re like one giant open wound.”

“Does anybody else want to rethink the plan where we just, uh, kill ‘em?”

“Everyone should have a dream! Even a pathetically unrealistic one.”

“I can’t believe I got my ass thrown in a vault for three months for you.”

“I don’t want to kill your optimism or anything, but both of us have been trying to do the same thing for hours.”

“I heard there was a party. Don’t worry, I invited myself.”

“I honestly thought I would never have to burden you like this, but you’re my only hope. I’m going to be taken. I need you to find me.”

“I just killed your family. Do you want to die like them? Begging for your life? Or, do you want to fight? I’ll give you some help. Wrap a towel around your fist. Smash the mirror. Use one of the shards to defend yourself. Go ahead, I’m waiting.”

“I love you. So, if you need to do that thing where we talk about me, and pretend like we’re not actually talking about you, it’s totally fine.”

“I was gonna wait for dramatic flare, but when you look this good, why wait?”

“I’m always terrified. I-I act like I know what I’m doing, but I don’t.”

“I’m not angry. You know I’m gonna have to find a way to punish you though.”

“I’m not asking you to save just my life. I’m asking you to save everyone they’ll ever hurt again.”

“I’m supposed to call you first when I find a dead body?”

“If you already have all the information, what do you want from me?”

“If you lied and it gets people hurt, I’ll be back to take away more than your pain.”

“In preparation of some big changes, I’ve decided to drop some of the dead weight in my life, and you’re just about the deadest.”

“It’s okay. It’s okay. It’s perfect. I’m in the arms of my first love. The first person I ever loved. The person I’ll always love. I love you.”

“My grandmother can move faster than that, and she’s dead. Do you think you can move faster than the lifeless corpse of my dead grandmother?”

“Oh no, I’m not doing that again. You find the dead body from now on.”

“The full moon is coming, and with the way things are going, I have a feeling it’s gonna be a rough one.”

“The only one who’s shown any interest in me is a rabid coyote.”

“The problem is the people I need to talk to right now don’t talk to people like you.”

“This new-found heroism is making me very attracted to you. You wanna just make out a little bit? Just to see how it feels?”

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”

“Try putting the highlighter down between paragraphs. It’s chemistry, not a coloring book.”

“We don’t go out in the middle of the night murdering people, do we?”

“We protect those who cannot protect themselves.”

“We’re just a bunch of teenagers. We can’t handle this.”

“What am I supposed to do with the hordes gathering outside the door?”

“Why’s it starting to feel like you’re Batman and I’m Robin? I don’t wanna be Robin all the time!”

“Yeah, well, you being happy isn’t really a big priority of mine, since you stabbed me twenty times with knives.”

“You seriously need to find something better than a baseball bat.”

“You’re just a bunch of stupid teenagers running around, thinking you can stop people from getting killed. But, all you do is show up late.”

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the softest :(

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SENTENCE STARTERS: BRING IT ON

“Why does everyone have to go on a diet?” “This is not a democracy, it’s a cheerocracy. I’m sorry, but I’m overruling you.” “You are being a cheer-tator and a pain in my ass!” “Can she yell?” “I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort!” “I’ve never cheered before. So what? How about something that actually requires neurons?” “They don’t go, we win; once again, we’re the best.” “I define being the best as competing against the best there is out there and beating them.” “So, second place… how does it feel?” “Hand over your fifteen bucks or get out of here.” “Aww, I didn’t need to hear that. That was an over-share.” “Our next defeat is scheduled for next Friday, 8 o'clock.” “ See, I’m a hardcore gymnast. No way jumping up and down yelling ‘Go Team Go!’ is gonna satisfy me.” “She thinks she should get captain ‘cause her dad pays for everything.” “He should use some of that money to buy her a clue.” “You wanna make it right?” “When you go to Nationals… bring it. Don’t slack off because you feel sorry for us. That way, when we beat you, we’ll know it’s because we’re better.” “Oh, I’ll bring it. Don’t worry.” “My entire cheerleading career has been a lie.” “Well, look on the bright side - It’s only cheerleading!” “I am only cheerleading.” “Can we just beat these Buffys down so I can go home? I’m on curfew girl.” “He’s your brother, you don’t see him the way I do.” “I begged my mom for a brother.” “He’d look a little ridiculous in that bikini, wouldn’t he?” “Oh, don’t play dumb. I’m better at it than you.”  “You were having cheer-sex with him!” “Hey, wanna see my spirit stick?” “You know, all the cheerleaders in the world wouldn’t help our football team.” “Ever been to a cheerleading competition?” “[NAME]’s a bitch, we all know that. Even she knows that.” “You people are unbelievable! I mean, we’re talking about cheating, here!” “You have weak ankles.” “One of your calves is bigger than the other.”  “Too much makeup.“  “Not enough makeup.“  “What’s with the skin? Say it with me; sunlight!“  “Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so big it forms it’s own website!”  “I take you to be the captain, which means you’ll probably need more work than anybody.” “You put the ‘lewd’ in ‘deluded.’ “ “Good riddance. I don’t believe in osmosis.” “She puts the ‘itch’ in bitch.“  “She puts the ‘whore’ in horrifying.” “Let’s not put the “duh” in dumb!” “I hate to be predictable, but I don’t give a shit!” “I’ll be the experienced sophomore, you’ll be the hot new freshman. It’ll be just like high school, only better. Dorm rooms.” “You are all great athletes, thanks in large part… to me.” “You’re a great cheerleader, and you’re cute as hell. Maybe you’re just not ‘captain’ material.” “So, is that your band or something?” “My brother wants to check out your rack.” “Excuse me, where did you park your Harley?” “You been touched by an angel, girl!” “You ripped off those cheers!” “Your trophies are bullshit, and you’re a sadass liar.” “All right, that’s it! Get out of the car, I’m gonna kick your ass!” “She’s crazy. She’ll kill us all.” “Bring on the tyros, the neophytes, and the dilettantes.” “I understand you have underwear up your ass right now, but it beats the hell out of a shattered skull. Think about it.” “I’m sorry, I just broke up with my boyfriend.” “Ever since I handed the reins over to you, you’ve run my squad straight into the ground!” “Tell me we’re not actually continuing the masquerade and having try-outs. Let’s cut the crap and pick somebody now!” “I hope you’re not too busy to hear this. Kiss my ass. It’s over.” “Hey, practice isn’t over yet.” “I don’t know what’s scarier, neurotic cheerleaders or the pressure to win.” “I could make a killing selling something like Diet Prozac.”

[bellanut]

Minho the soft and fluffy edition

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Irresistible | Minho&Eros

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One hand comes forward to touch affectionately at the petals of a flower that seems keen to be angled toward the Lust god. It’s pink petals seem to flush as he caresses it, eyes still on Minho. “Speaking of Taemin, could you take this to him?”

 Eros’ eyes then move to look at the blossom. “I was going to run it by myself but I have somewhere I need to be. A question I have to ask  at the museum in the next hour.”

 His two-colored eyes look back at Minho again. “You understand I’m sure.”

“Uh…” There was something completely other being in the presence of Eros that Minho felt both excited and apprehensive at the same time. It was the same feeling he used to get whenever Taemin appeared in his vicinity, but this time, it was like the volume was turned way up and the demigod felt that one small step and he could fumble into unknown and very very dangerous territory.

It also meant that Minho felt he was being reduced to a shy schoolboy, fumbling at his first forays of crushes, that even as he stood watching the god, it felt like he was being watched. In short, Minho was feeling as clumsy as he first did the first time he found out he was attracted to somebody.

He stared at the flower being handed to him, feeling the stirrings of something supernatural pulling him to give in to his impulses. He wasn’t a perfect guy, he wasn’t that arrogant, but Minho always thought he was a pretty stand-up guy. He didn’t tangle with people who wasn’t willing and all the hook ups he did were mutual understandings of the shallowness of it all. The request, for all intents and purposes, sounded innocent enough but there was that part within him, (the god part probably), that recognized the manipulation.

The question now was if Minho would let it.

“Okay…?” Without actually thinking about it twice, he reached for the flower, almost wincing when nothing immediate happened.

“Does that mean I owe you a favor? Or you owe me?” He asked almost absent-mindedly, staring at the flushed too-rich colors of the petals.

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"I'm not ready to lose you."

“Doubt you can get rid of me, Banana” Minho said in a muffled voice, his face buried along the pillows in his couch. They had just gotten back from their road trip and it was late, the gentlemanly thing to do was offer Hana a place to crash. That and he wasn’t all that ready to part from her soothing presence any time soon.

“Though I can be a flight risk.” He poked his head from the couch towards the open door of his bedroom, where he offered Hana to sleep for the night. “I’m pretty sure we just lost both our jobs at the bakery, but don’t sweat it okay? We’ll get through it.” He gave her an encouraging, albeit, sleepy smile.