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finalheavenlockhart is for cobra!!
"We don’t actually have snakes!! why does everyone think that? I mean come on!! sheesh…"
"Well. Why else would you be called Cobra?"
"Why wouldn't it be called cobra? I'm Wade Wilson! I'm a compulsive person ok!! it's damn cobra!! deal with it!! OK! DAMN....You want a job or what?"
Captain its me Wade commander!! I'm here to tell you actually brag on how I've amassed a huge army to conquer the earth and you can't stop me!!* shakes his finger at him* No No No not in my house!! since this whole world is my house now!!! WAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA *coughs hard beating his chest as he goes itno a coughing fiT* where was I? Oh yeah HAHAHa..you get the gist of this..
Mr. Wilson, I do not have the time for this.
"that's where you are wrong captain, you do! because if you don't I might just press this red button...and knowing my engineers handiwork, It'll kill alot of people..maybe my people but still people! or it could be a bomb strapped to the president's security detail...but how can you be sure?...Tell me cap' you a gambling man?"
WASP! ....oh it's just the wasp...wait the Wasp?...damit security!! I thought I told them to tighten up *SIghs* Well I WADE COMMANDER SHALL NOT STAND FOR THIS...*grabs a newspaper* FOR COBRA!!!!!!! DIEE DIE DIE DIE!!
"Guardssss Ssssmush this bug!!! With lazors!! Now!! Before she ruins my plan for world conquest!!" He waited for a bit then sighed."Note to self...Taskmaster needs to train better body guards... Since this is earth and everyone has a price what's yours Wassssp?"
So what did you ever decide Spidey? You want int Cobra? I mean come on!!!! Who else has taskmaster training their armies! and has batgirl as a secretary!! Plus a fearless leader as myself!! and We have a amazing breakroom full of snacks and coffee!!
"Wait, do you really have Batgirl as a secretary?!"
"Yep! Who else do I want answer my phone calls? Carren in accounting wasn't cutting it so I had her blown away and Steph filled her....opening hehe I said opening and she has one now since Carren has a huge open wound....sorry back to business I also got Taskmaster training my men!! and tigra working on special forces!!! WOOOHOOO!! WE CAN REALLY DO THIS!!"
Peter! I am recruiting gifted people for my army!! I ,Cobra commander shall rule the world!! You shall be my second in command!! We shall rule this petite earth as brothers!!! Now come we have plans to make!
"Wait, we can’t be Cobra! They’re the bad guys! Although they did always have the cool toys…”
"Exactly!! And come on!! how bad could me you and black cat ruling the world be? I mean yeah we’ll have to bend a few laws butttt I have a plan!!! So come on!!! I amassed a huge fortune and made this whole organization while all of you thought I was some crazy with regenerative powers! I think managing to do that makes my case! Now come on destro! We have planning to do!"
"…You can’t be serious. Us ruling the world? Dude you can’t even hold in a burrito! Couldn’t we just dress up as Cobra people and run around on Halloween? I could even make a cool voice changer for Destro!"
"I did fund a billion dollar organization all by myself while pretend to be a merc with a mouth right? I think we already won!! plus...I kinda did make some threats...probably threatening powergirl before the secret kyrptinate weapon was ready isn't the smartest move...but hey! gotta learn right? Now come on destro!! we gotta find black cat..I mean baroness and get that weapon ready before we all die...."
mr-deadp00l:
"everyone sssshut up!! I think I just broke sssinster!! Well Red dot you ready to bow and pledge your allegiance yet?"
"Get back to work, you imbecile. I’ve no time for this."
"You keep convincing yourself I'm one but you didn't fund a secret army without anyone even thinking you could have! Face it I've done what you done and better!! I am your superior! and soon the world will see that I am!"
"it’s a multi-billion dollar organization I built while making all of you think I was some insane merc with a mouth!! I have a huge army bent on world domination! I have a all star staff!! I mean I have spider-man as my second in command, Black cat as I really haven’t decided yet, Batgirl as my secretary! and many more!! I even will have sinister bowing to me soon!! Jobs are disappearing quickly! You better sign up now!!!"
Uhm….
That sounds tempting but- I am a full time teacher… [ And you’re a nut job ]
"Do I have to spell it out for you? I'm taking over the world one way or the other you are gonna have to join cobra. By force or by your own will! and isn't things better when you do it freely? and Come on I made all of you think I was shit abt crazy for soo long (You are shit bat crazy) Shhh i got rid you two when this M!A started...but I did raise billions of dollars a army and a business to fund all of this all while looking like a dumb merc who talked too much...I still do but! I think I have the best chance out of anyone to do it, Plus I need help with my algebra homework..No surrender your brats to me and Join me! You and Taskmaster can build them into of the greatest super solders ever!! Plus I may be offering a few zeros behind a number for this job Why else would Tasky be in my business?."
"Deadpool... How'd you... How'd you become cobra commander? Last time I checked you were still kissing my ass."
"Shhh I'm on the phone with the fucks I don't give about you anymore moon knight!! I have army trained by Taskmaster who kicks your ass daily!! and sorry you can't kamikaze him this time. and by the way it isn't deadpool anymore... it's WADE COMMANDER!!! Bow to me and live! Do not and I'll have your as my personal slave!"
Hello tigra, I wish to invite you to Cobra!!! Since I Wade commander have a huge plan in the works to take over the world!! and I need good people! So whatcha say? We have great dental! and a kick ass retirement plan!!
…What the hell is Cobra?
"it's a multi-billion dollar organization I built while making all of you think I was some insane merc with a mouth!! I have a huge army bent on world domination! I have a all star staff!! I mean I have spider-man as my second in command, Black cat as I really haven't decided yet, Batgirl as my secretary! and many more!! I even will have sinister bowing to me soon!! Jobs are disappearing quickly! You better sign up now!!!"
Hey sinister guess what!! you're now not the only name in a multi-billion dollar organizations bent on taking over the world!!! Fear Wade-commander and the might of Cobra!!!! Wahahahahahaha!!!
"…"
"I know you are in awe that someone everyone has underestimated has funded a giant organization right under all your noses!!! How does it feel now! Huh? That I WADE WILSON HAVE AMASSED A ARMY TO KILL ALL OF YOU AND CONQUER!!! WAHAHAHA.* his phone rings to the theme of the 80’s G.I. joe tv show.* Oh excuse me for a second.* He answers it and starts pacing* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST IT!! IT’S A DAMN WEATHER MACHINE!!! HOW HARD IS IT TO KEEP TRACK OF?? IT’S SERIOUSLY 70 FEET TALL!!! i SWEAR WHEN I GET BACK HEADS WILL ROLL!! LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY!!! STARTING WITH CARREN IN ACCOUNTING!* he hands up putting the phone back in his pocket.* Sorry minion problems….I swear I don’t know why I hired most of these idiots… "
"everyone sssshut up!! I think I just broke sssinster!! Well Red dot you ready to bow and pledge your allegiance yet?"
Hey sinister guess what!! you're now not the only name in a multi-billion dollar organizations bent on taking over the world!!! Fear Wade-commander and the might of Cobra!!!! Wahahahahahaha!!!
"…"
"I know you are in awe that someone everyone has underestimated has funded a giant organization right under all your noses!!! How does it feel now! Huh? That I WADE WILSON HAVE AMASSED A ARMY TO KILL ALL OF YOU AND CONQUER!!! WAHAHAHA.* his phone rings to the theme of the 80's G.I. joe tv show.* Oh excuse me for a second.* He answers it and starts pacing* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST IT!! IT'S A DAMN WEATHER MACHINE!!! HOW HARD IS IT TO KEEP TRACK OF?? IT'S SERIOUSLY 70 FEET TALL!!! i SWEAR WHEN I GET BACK HEADS WILL ROLL!! LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY!!! STARTING WITH CARREN IN ACCOUNTING!* he hands up putting the phone back in his pocket.* Sorry minion problems....I swear I don't know why I hired most of these idiots... "
Hey doll face want a job? Cobra commander needs a personal biographer and of course my biography needs picture!! grab your camera and pen and Come on!!! We got a world to conquer!
"Taking professional pictures would require that I sign a contract and get a written notice that this is a real job.”
"I’m not free, you know."
"I'm the leader of a multi-billion dollar organization! Do you think I'm worried about a price tag?...the contract...I'll get my people...hehe I have people now *happy sigh* Finally!!! but I'll have my people write one out!! Welcome to Team cobra!! also...would you mind telling batgirl to hold my calls...you know secretaries...always one facebook or something.."
finalheavenlockhart is for cobra!!
"So I heard you want a position with Cobra? got a resume?"
"I… I don’t really like snakes."
"We don't actually have snakes!! why does everyone think that? I mean come on!! sheesh..."
mr-deadp00l:
"Planning to take over the world! I thought you would be happy I’m willing to drop alot of zeros on arming my army with better weapons! Well I might have to take my money else where then."
"— No, no I wouldn’t. You’ll have to find someone else to fund your… army."
"you'll regret this Iron man!! I'll burn this tower down with you in it!!! I Wade commander will be leaving and taking my billion dollar contract with me!"
How is it you became the Cobra Commander? Were you even in Cobra?
"One second the fucks I give are calling…Hello? What logic? Dafq is logic?" He shrugs."You wanna know why ? I’ll tell you why! because maybe I always was cobra commander!!! Now join me!! and we will take over this punie world!! wahhahaha…oh…one sec mother is calling…Hello? Oh Hi mom…Nooo I don’t want bagel bites!! I want pizza rolls!! and cheese pizza rolls!!! You know what pepperoni does…Yes mom…love you too…bye…Oh where was we?"
"You’re forgetting I’m Batgirl, and that Batman wasn’t even home just now." She said, crossing her arms. "It wasn’t hard to guess his password either for those files. They were just the numbers on the keypad that made up the word ‘password’." She added with a roll of her eyes. Stephanie Brown, she could lie under pressure. And if this didn’t fool him…she was a pretty good escape artist.
He rolled his eyes.”Fine then…GUARDS…Kill carren….she was a horrible secretary….Well batgirl looks like a position just..” He smirked as he watched the guards take a woman in a pantsuit away.”Just opened up and I hear it’s to kill for.” He snickered.”We have good dental! and unions are welcomed!”
"How are vacation days?" She asked, with a small smirk. "And why kill Carren? She might not be a good secretary but I’m pretty sure you could still use a janitor or something." Oh god please let him listen to her, she didn’t want that woman to die for no reason. "Maybe a lunch lady?"
"The best!! We even pay for the vacations ourselves! " He shrugged."Aww carren sucked at everything! how do you think she made it to secretary? Well we don't have to worry about that anymore!" He clapped as a loud gunshot rang throughout the building."So when can you start?"
finalheavenlockhart is for cobra!!
"So I heard you want a position with Cobra? got a resume?"
How is it you became the Cobra Commander? Were you even in Cobra?
"One second the fucks I give are calling…Hello? What logic? Dafq is logic?" He shrugs."You wanna know why ? I’ll tell you why! because maybe I always was cobra commander!!! Now join me!! and we will take over this punie world!! wahhahaha…oh…one sec mother is calling…Hello? Oh Hi mom…Nooo I don’t want bagel bites!! I want pizza rolls!! and cheese pizza rolls!!! You know what pepperoni does…Yes mom…love you too…bye…Oh where was we?"
Steph both doubted, and didn’t doubt that he would kill them. “I refuse to kill anyone.” She said with a sigh, it was best to play along with this delusioned maniac mercenary for right now.
Cobra commander smiled leaning back in his chair.”I will be the one killing duuh but it seems….you…Doubt me! Well then doubt this!” He turned and opened the window showing a huge army of cobra soldiers outside.”Who’s crazy now hmm? those are real men!!! and they really believe in what I’m preachin’ so tell me You vs hmmm a few thousand who wins?” he smirked and kicked his feet up on the table as he awaited her response.
How unstable was this guy in the head?! “You win.” She said lifting an eyebrow. “Alright, I’ll join, but I am not wearing the uniform.” Stephanie said, with a joking smile. Just play along Steph, this guy had a world wide terrorist organization at his beck and call, just play along.
"Good girl…now your first mission is to go back to the batcave and bring me some very sensitive info I need to take down the justice league…batman has it I believe a Plan to take down every hero right? Well Go get it! and be a doll and grab me a coke while your out?"
Steph did a salute, almost mockingly, and left the place. Batman did have a plan to take down every single hero, in fact he had multiple. He also had fake plans that would never work without certain info he withheld from those plans. Those were the ones Steph took. They looked like the real deal, she knew that from experience. Before an hour was up, she marched back into the Cobra Commander’s office, arms loaded with files, and one coke.
"Delivery!"
He smiled as he opened the coke pouring it on the files.”I may be crazy but I’m not crazy enough to believe that batman just let you take all of this….Such a shame really I was happy to have a new recruit.” he shrugged pressing a button on his phone.”carren…send in the guards and get tv station 10 ready we have a public execution to film goodies right!”
"You’re forgetting I’m Batgirl, and that Batman wasn’t even home just now." She said, crossing her arms. "It wasn’t hard to guess his password either for those files. They were just the numbers on the keypad that made up the word ‘password’." She added with a roll of her eyes. Stephanie Brown, she could lie under pressure. And if this didn’t fool him…she was a pretty good escape artist.
He rolled his eyes."Fine then...GUARDS...Kill carren....she was a horrible secretary....Well batgirl looks like a position just.." He smirked as he watched the guards take a woman in a pantsuit away."Just opened up and I hear it's to kill for." He snickered."We have good dental! and unions are welcomed!"
