Definitely Not Vecna

He/Him, Romani, Living in Australia

[bixbiboom]

🔥 The Mighty Nein at Level 20 🔥

…plus one.

[akaispirit]

I love this movie so much lol. Needs more Scorpion singing though :p

[fiona-widdershins]

[mousenemy]

God the prices of tvs have changed so much let me get my graph

[mousenemy]

wow thats crazy... tvs used to be so expensive!!

[duckbunny]

"Irish doesn't have a word for please, you have to say if it be your will" buddy do I have news for you about "please"

"Irish doesn't have a word for hello you have to use a shorthand religious blessing" buddy do I have news for you about "goodbye"!

"In Polish the word for car is that which walks by itself" BUDDY what do you think an AUTOMOBILE is?

you have got to understand that your mother tongue is not the model of language. all your words have secret histories and layers of meaning just the same as other people's words. the word you think of as just a word has etymology, it wasn't handed down from God as a finished word. English doesn't have a word for movie you have to either refer to the recording medium or use a short version of "moving picture", isn't that cute?

[teaboot]

Listen listen listen listen. When people come to your country and you say "prepare for rain" you gotta be SPECIFIC because there are DIFFERENT KINDS OF RAIN.

I grew up in a temperate boreal rainforest. It rained all the time there, so I developed an overinflated confidence in my ability to go about my day while it was raining. I walked to school in the rain. I worked outside in the rain. Rain is rain, right? So when I went to Chicago and they were like "Yeah Yeah don't do shit outside when it's raining" I thought, damn. Yall weak.

Guys.

Guys.

Pacific northwest rain can be anything from "faint mist that might as well be damp air" to "fat pellets hitting your face and soaking through your clothes". The worst I ever saw was "wind blowing heavy rain sideways under the front door". Like, aggressive shower spray rain.

I went to Illinois and DROWNED. It was like I got dunked in a bathtub. I couldn't see two feet in front of my face. It was like stepping out of your house directly into the world's widest waterfall. I damn near couldn't breathe the way it was streaming down my face.

England rain is more like Pacific Northwest rain, but shorter and more sporadic. What London gets in a day in mid summer, Vancouver gets in 3-4 days in late spring. And it smells more metallic, where Vancouver kinda always smells a bit like moss.

Please, for the love of God, explain what you mean by "rainy". Like do I need a light jacket or a riot shield. Am I about to get power hosed or are my gumboots good. I'm begging

[astriiformes]

Frodo may be Bilbo’s actual adopted nephew, but Merry and Pippin are his younger cousins, and Sam is his old gardener’s son whose family he clearly has a soft spot for and who he taught to read and write, and Gimli is the son of one of his old adventuring friends, and Legolas is, similarly, the son of the Elvenking who named him an elf-friend, and we know Aragorn is canonically his friend as well, who he very possibly could have met as a small child in Rivendell when he passed through, so really, like 7/9 members of the Fellowship are people he can employ weird elderly relative (or the honorary equivalent thereof) energy on if he wants to and I think that’s very powerful.

[penny-anna]

the fellowship is 7 people who Bilbo Baggins can employ weird elderly relative energy onto PLUS 1 person who can employ weird elderly relative energy onto Bilbo Baggins PLUS Boromir.

[cunked]

[thelxiepia]

[centrally-unplanned]

Adding “Tiktok Mary Poppins cosplayer respond to allegations that he was wearing a Third Reich medal in his latest fit by coming out as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler complete with past life memories before his entire social media prescence was nuked with the sole exception of their egg-laying kink spotify playlists” to the internet sentences treasure vault. Amid all the societal decay we still got it boys.

[6qubed]

[aropride]

[mossy-covered-bones]

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[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

having now worked directly with wild seals I need you all to know they are some of the most bastardous creatures in the entire animal kingdom. we’ve all been so wrong. they look cute and fat but they are so fast and they have SO many teeth and they know how to scream and they aren’t afraid to do it

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

don’t get me wrong I love them deeply. They’re amazing animals. But we’ve been calling them stuff like “sea puppers” when in fact they’re more like if a cat weighed 300 kilos and had the intelligence of a toddler & the morals of a seagull

[geronimo-alonzi]

@penandinkprincess

[beardedmrbean]

gotta admit, I'm impressed with their dedication to the bit

[animentality]

[the-sun-station]

the follow up here is absolutely fucking vital

[evastratt]

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

[weenyoutubecomments]

[esotericy]

Keanu Reeves in ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’ 1992

[dumbass-extraordinaire]

me when characters experience the devastating consequences of their own actions:

[slumberingcorpse]