MR. DRIPPY AFTER DARK

Come on, I en't got all day. Got things and people to do, tidy?

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How do you fair with the ladies?

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Uh oh.

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tell me a story about your favorite bar mr drippy

I dunno, mun. That’s kind of a toughie. I’m stuck between two of these — ah, well, I guess there’s one in particular that really gets my wheels turnin’. It’s this one down by the black market in Hamelin, yeah? They’ve got all these great foodstuffs and the ladies down there are hotter than flippin’ Old Smoky itself. Not just that, mun, but the kinds of things they’ll do for you are flippin’ great, like this one, she likes to keep the tips in ‘er bra, you know, between prizes A and B, but she’s a give-and-take sorta type so ye can pinch the cash off ‘er and get some action in the process. If it’s not flipping brilliant than I’m a monkey’s uncle!

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Oh, Drippy. You should know that youer secrets aren't hidden that well...

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does your dick have a lantern attached to it too

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Mr. Drippy, where do you go at night? You're never in your sleeping bag and sometimes I worry that you've left us for good...

You’er better off not knowin’, Ollie-boy.

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We all know Mr. Drippy loves his stash of porn mags. Yes they're of humans. He likes humans a lot, mun.

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Don't tell Ollie-boy what we're up to, tidy?

((s-send drippy things.... why does this blog exist.... why am i doing this... oliver is never going to trust again after he finds out what mr. drippy does after dark))