hi

Hunter, He/HIm, 20 something

[mimill3]

Spiders coming thru the ceiling and its OKAY

[parkchanwoohoo]

Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students

[parkchanwoohoo]

I always wondered why the Pokémon at this gym were so weak but today I left the house before the local students get picked up by the schoolbus and I saw a group of kids congregating around the gym pokestop and I was like "Oh no"

[undeadentropy]

Congrats on being promoted to pokemon villain

[david-de-bergerac]

[swordofmilos]

Young mens acapella group consisting of two men & they only do the lavender town song

[sluicer]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[cryptotheism]

[internetsickness]

click this button every weekend or you cant read my blog

[zsnes]

hop drink…………

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

You can only click this in moderation.

[zsnes]

ah; okay…… how many clicks then ?

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

1000 for all your life. On the thousand-and-first click you lose the human form

[perkwunos]

in 2018, you can click it all you like, no consequences–that’s my philosophy

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

You’re going to turn into something

[perkwunos]

Hmmm? What’d you say? I can’t hear

Ah, well, back to sipping…

[loredwy]

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

[would-you-punt-them]

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

[jeaninelatragedia]

holy shit.

[frustratedasatruar]

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

[slygirlboy]

hey why are my future roomies touring the fucking House of Leaves house

[slygirlboy]

[slygirlboy]

cosmo, wanda, make a real life non-euclidean space and also censor my friends discords

[trilliastra]

maybe Delilah's boyfriend is drowning in the ocean and the song is his final goodbye

[air-so-sweet]

People not liking the "cat distribution system" trend because "what if they are just outdoor cats" to me is like. Okay maybe you shouldn't have left your cat outdoors 🤷‍♂️

[oneheadtoanother]

[segamascott]

[ozempicofficial]

[heyniceworkasshole]

[heyniceworkasshole]

[bynine]

TAUROS + ARBOK

It sways its three tails in a hypnotic rhythm to lull its prey into a trance, then finishes them with its lethal Fang Horn. If it starts to lose, it will hypnotize itself into being a better fighter.