Mr. Kamishiro

Mod — It/Itself | Mr. Kamishiro — He/Him | Not associated with Colopale or Sega

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// Remember @papa-kamishiro ? Miss Rui having a dad? Well, brought by the same mfer as last time, @nothirstonmain, here’s a REVAMP.

#incessant beeps 。— in character

#incessant boops 。— out of character

That’s it. More under cut.

。He’s doing work ALL THE DAMN TIME. BARELY EVER TAKES BREAKS BY CHOICE. Therefore a somewhat neglectful parent and husband (both emotionally and in any other way)

。He doesn’t quite understand or ‘get’ kids but he does love all Ruis.

。He does mean well, and he personally feels as if he does try to make time for his wife and kid(s). Key word feels.

。Omnisexual and cisgender. This time he’s been out since College.

。Runs Away From His Problems 9 times out of 10 bc he doesn’t know how to tackle them.

。Angst is fine by me, I love it.

。Here's what the man looks like !! :D

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How do I do this

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Finally home! :D

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I'm only like 15 minutes away from home. I'll use some vacation days.

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I'm at a stoplight. I have only just realized I'm at work for about 16 hours everyday including on weekends. Hm.

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>I am not a good parent, but I am trying.

*the mug magically changes to say "i want to be a good father"*

Yeah.

This is much more accurate now.

[Recorded through speech-to-text.]

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you can turn that "I'm an awful father" into "i was an awful father" but by god you need to fucking try

That is, in fact, the plan.

[Recorded through speech-to-text.]

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*gives you a mug that says "i am a good parent who cares for their kids and loves them very much yet still is human and fucked up quite badly, but i am trying my best to right my wrongs"*

I am not a good parent, but I am trying.

[Recorded through speech-to-text.]

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GUYS HE CANT FIX ANYTHING IF WE TRAP HIM IN THE INFINITE IKEA 🪄🪄🪄🪄 ANON MAGIC BADDABOOM YOU NOW HAVE THE PERFECT SODA CANDY BAGS FOR ALL YOUR KIDS AND ARE NOT TRAPPED IN THE STORE

Thank you all for assisting me in trying to make things right. Dear lord I'm an awful father.

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anon magic time.

he has been transported to the exit of walmart.

go be nice to your kids.

Holy sh*t thank you. Let me pay for this soda candy and then I'm actually going home.

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yeah you're definitely going to hell unless you turn your familial attitude a whole 180° around old man.

I understand this I just wanted to get my son a snack today.

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Oh, hey, unrelated, but, have you met Ken Shiraishi? He's the dad of a friend of most Ruis. He's a cool guy, you should speak to him someday!

Ah, I've heard of him. He sounds quite nice, I would enjoy meeting him. Though, my first priority at the moment is getting home and being able to apologize to Rui.

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I have entered hell there can be no other explanation. I still have yet to find even an employee.

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Why are you buying clothes at the soup store!?

I am a hopeless man with directions.

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> WHY IS THERE WEED IN A CARBOARD PACKAGE LIKE IT'S A KIDS TOY.

are you at a pet store. is it catnip. or are you at a dispensary

I thought I entered a f*cking Walmart knockoff. There is a human skull.

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Listen. Listen. I wake up at 5am and come home at 9pm. There is zero time to know things like this. I should stop doing that..

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I. YOU DIDN'T KNOW. SIR YOUR SON'S BEEN BULLIED SINCE HE WAS A LITTLE KID

I want to say very rude things about these brats for even looking in my son's direction.