'cause im mr LIGHTSIDE

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[mr-lightside]

taun we, showing kenobi the cloning facility: this is the dee bradley bakery

[deathstars]

me remembering that luke and rey didn’t even have a good relationship and we didn’t get to see them as a parental relationship or even as friends

[artoodeetoa]

cant believe they expected us to believe luke saw rey; a lonely kid from a desert planet dreaming about finding her parents, struggling with her identity, and dealing with the weight and pressure of bringing back the jedi…. and he didnt want to help her. not only that, they also made them argue the whole time. SICK

[deathstars]

the real luke skywalker would meet rey and be like oh i know you. i’m your dad now. i can teach you three things: how to Force, how to make the perfect cup of hot chocolate, and how to destroy fascists. let’s go do barrel-rolls in x-wings

[softieskywalker]

the way the real luke skywalker would have taken a single glance at that feral desert girl and been like. "my child now." come here girl I'll teach you how to build moisture vaporators so you never have to exploit yourself for water. yes this is more important than jedi training. yes we can cover that later. oh you want to fight kyle? oh you're struggling with the idea that he might still have a soul? ok learn from my mistakes and don't lose a hand in a fight you can't win, but also did i tell you about the time i beat my dad's ass so hard he bounced back to the light side? funny story actually,

all of this in the 10 minutes after she gives him anakin's lightsaber

[deathstars]

Rey: i was abandoned by my family on a backwater desert planet and waited for them for most of my life before a droid and the man who would become my best friend showed up and i chose to leave everything i knew behind in order to help save them and help the rebellion. i am very strong with the force and want to learn in order to protect the ones i love but my own capacity for darkness scares me. i need help understanding who i am and what my power means

Luke:

[softieskywalker]

the force: here, have an apprentice who's a metaphorical narrative mirror for you. she needs guidance and a mentor figure.

luke: oh you mean my new daughter

the force: what

[deathstars]

Rey: here dad meet my friends

Luke, meeting orphan mechanic rebel rose tico, pilot with a flair for drama poe dameron, and man who chose goodness in the face of overwhelming evil and is powerful in the force finn: oh you mean all my new kids

[softieskywalker]

luke, talking to the force ghosts of the jedi council: so my first apprentice grogu has a mandalorian dad right? and he told me about how he rescued him and adopted him and how that's custom for mandalorians, right? to adopt the children they rescue. so THEN i got hit with a tax bill for religious organizations and i thought you know what doesn't get taxed? children. like when you have a child. you're not paying the government for having a child. SO i thought you know what i ain't payin the government shit-

force ghost obi-wan: but isn't leia the chancellor?

luke: EXACTLY imagine paying taxes to your sister!!! i'd rather die. anyway that's how i ended up with 15 children. they're all skywalkers.

yoda: force-sensitive, some of them are not.

luke: yes. your point?

[deathstars]

the real luke skywalker is a devoted father and a tax evader that’s all there is to it

[aniseandspearmint]

Yet another way we were utterly ROBBED with the sequel trilogy

[pukicho]

Make love, not peace

[an-abstract-thought]

Why not peace?

[pukicho]

Shits boring

[taemins-day]

because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body

[elivanto]

#the throwback we deserved

[silasplaskett]

so boba saying “they might recognize my face” is literally so funny but u know what’s funnier? to me at least? i feel like din has no fucking idea what he’s talking about. why would din know what a clones face looks like? he’s just like... okay i’ll take ur word for it... while boba clearly thinks he’s being a fucking comedian right there

[daeneryssansa]

CHAPTER 7: THE RECKONING | CHAPTER 15: THE BELIEVER

[ohlexa]

Soon, he will be back with me.

[tennant]

Seems to me like your rules start to change when you get desperate. I mean, look at you. You said you couldn’t take your helmet off, and now you got a stormtrooper one on, so what’s the rule? Is it that you can’t take off your Mando helmet, or you can’t show your face? Because there is a difference. Look, I’m just saying we’re all the same. Everybody’s got their lines they don’t cross until things get messy.

[captainrexs]

[bestintheparsec]

That wasn’t part of the plan. Just…getting some stuff off my chest.

2.07 | THE BELIEVER

[infinitepunches]

In Mandalorian culture, painting your armor green symbolizes that you’re driven by duty. Boba definitely repainted his armor to show Din that he’s truly dedicated to helping him save his son.

[keethus-arts]

Some people hate sand, Din probably hates stormy planets with changing wind directions

[chantalart6]

Yes, they have been sitting like this the whole day.

[coruscantradio]

When I say I wanna see healthy relationships I mean this and only this

[isetthetone]

His. Little. High. Chair.

[keethus-arts]

The secret under the helmet