o_O... I haven't had enough coffee to deal yet.

American, 39. Aro/Ace. She/her pronouns (They/them works too) Prepare to see geekery on a multi fandom scale and general bitching about the world.

[dogposts]

some dogs are smart and. well. others are happy

[aniseandspearmint]

asdghjkl the way he GOES BACK IN at the end

[aniseandspearmint]

why are backpacks so freaking expensive now?

[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[missbeckywrites]

[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[sexy-people-contests]

Who's Sexier? Calvin's Dad or Prof. Drake Utonium

Calvin's Dad

Professor Utonium

Remaining time: 18 hours 45 minutes

(thank you @runawaymun for the suggestion)

[distractionsfromthefood]

[storyweavingspider]

I am going insane because the version I shared was from a fucking journalist IN THE HOSPITAL WITH HIM and people keep going “oh we have to wait for an article confirming it twitter isn’t reliable” like we haven’t been told repeatedly republicans are keeping him the barest consideration of alive until august to prevent a special election and anyone filling his place until January! News websites have accidentally posted in memoriam articles they were told not to!

“Brain dead isn’t REALLY dead” WE HAVE NEVER SUCCESSFULLY BROUGHT ANYONE BACK FROM BRAIN DEATH

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[aniseandspearmint]

Thinkin about the moonstone and silver necklace in my moms jewelry box. That she said her older brother bought in alaska for her. That she never wore and wouldn't let me wear except for like a minute once when i was 10. I own that now. I could just. Wear it. I think there might be earrings too? I can't remember.

[yukinina]

[aniseandspearmint]

i am so tired of it being so hot

[existennialmemes]

I don't think it's unreasonable for our public officials to be expected to prove they're alive and not in a coma to be able to retain their office.

If someone were, as a random example, say hospitalized for over two weeks with no explanation, I think that should automatically trigger a special election to replace them.

If you're still able to do your job, then prove it. And if you're not, then you're actively obstructing democracy by not stepping down.

Which is to say, that if a public official were to pass away or into a coma, and their handlers choose to obfuscate that fact, this should be seen as intentionally obstructing democracy.

And there should be, you know, consequences for the people who would do such a thing.

[aniron48]

For Scavenger Hunt #56, I present to you... a Moneypenny (De)Motivational Poster for posting on your office walls.

[lightbulb-warning]

many such foolish cases :)

[birdandmoon]

Heat waves.

[storyweavingspider]

Addition: The amount of bombs that Israel and the US have dropped on Gaza in the pursuit of genocide and settler-colonialism have significantly contributed to climate change over the past couple years and is directly linked to so many “once in a century” and “never before seen” weather and temperatures.

[aniseandspearmint]

McConnell speaks to Republican leaders as speculation swirls about his health, remains hospitalized

Senate Republican leaders have spoken to Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell as he remains in the hospital.

How spokesperson for Senate Majority Leader John Thune, R-S.D. really spoke with McConnell;

[crap-userrname16]

[not-available-for-comment]

Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece

[storyweavingspider]

FUCKIN YURTLE THE TURTLE IS DEAD YALL

[storyweavingspider]

“Im not seeing this anywhere is this real?” It’s breaking news from a journalist in his hospital who previously broke sensitive medical news on him. There literally hasn’t been time to write articles yet headasses

Even trump folks are starting to talk about it (granted, Loomer,,,)

But also like, folks knew this was likely coming. This isn’t shocking it was mostly just a matter of when.

[ralfmaximus]

His wife was dispatched overseas 3 days after his hospitalization, insuring nobody with power of attorney could unplug him

they're keeping up the façade for another month to prevent a special election