o_O... I haven't had enough coffee to deal yet.

American, 39. Aro/Ace. She/her pronouns (They/them works too) Prepare to see geekery on a multi fandom scale and general bitching about the world.

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[allykatsart]

[solvatochrome]

every day i wish the tumblr sugar daddies were real

[solvatochrome]

yea actually i WOULD like a weekly allowance for being so cute and hot and funny online. i deserve it.

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

Do you like this song? #859

Yes I like it, I already know it

Yes I like it, first time listening

No I don't like it, I already know it

No I don't like it, first time listening

Remaining time: 6 days 8 hours

✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖

✨ Artists and titles will be revealed with the full song after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update!

⚠️➡️ Yes, spoilers includes posting the lyrics. Please don't spoil. There are other ways to have fun with the post if you reblog it, maybe be sneaky/witty about it with obscure references. Have fun while following the rules! 😄💖 Fandom blogs/communities are welcome to reblog, but please keep that as far as it goes with spoilers!

[aniseandspearmint]

I had a dream about laying in bed with my dog. It was very bittersweet.

And then I woke up so I got up. And there was a hawk killing a snake on my living room floor. And then I turned and looked and there was an alligator under my desk. This freaked me out so I turned around to run into my bedroom but pulled up short in the doorway because there was a leopard in the dark, laying on my bed.

At this point tho dream me stopped and said, "What the- wait, no I'm still dreaming aren't I?" And I looked back around at the hawk and snake and woke up for real.

[fattributes]

Spaghetti alla Nerano

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

We need to standardize clothing sizes. This is fucking stupid. Pass a federal law or something. I’m sick of this shit.

[ultrafacts]

[captain-price-returns]

[aniseandspearmint]

How i feel right now;

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

Have you seen Two Rode Together (1961)?

Yes

No

Haven’t even heard of this movie

Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours

[evenlyevi]

Moonlight Dandelions (in color) - original bw ver!

[balrogballs]

lotr/silm character most likely to use this as a bedplay prop no wrong answers GO

in Prayersverse the answer is quite simple of course. it would be comrade maedhros. he would do it partly to dash finnu’s hopes of living a nice peaceful normal life after a hellish childhood. and partly because he’s the kind of guy who would find this shit genuinely hot. he would have a shark version of it. not a dachshund one though because he has devoted much of his later life to ensuring celegorm wouldn’t sexualise his dog and sell it into prostitution (backyard breeding) even though celegorm has never in his life sexualised a single fucking dog.

[nighttimepatrons]

thingol and melian. Real

[brittany]

if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think

[aniseandspearmint]

Price doubles if you want me to pretend I’m swayed by your opinion.

[nyxserpent]

Another $4,500 if you want my pretending to be swayed to be convincing instead of half-assed

Also this is a monthly payment

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

making the radical claim "11 year old children should be taught how to make extremely simple food" has resulted in people making arguments like "I wasnt allowed to plug in electronics until I was 16 and I think this is super normal actually" and "children dont know what ratios are so its unfair to expect them to be able to comprehend the idea of adding equal amounts rice and water to a rice cooker" and I gotta say originally I thought maybe I was being too judgy but now I feel very secure in my opinion because what the fuck

[hannah-snow]

Children might not know what ratios are in the sense of 1:1 notation, but they are more than capable of understanding 'you have to use the same amount of water and rice otherwise it goes wrong'.

[hannah-snow]

In addition to this, cooking is an excellent way to teach children scaling and ratio in Real Life.

[ohifonlyx33]

"Children don't understand-" AND THAT'S WHY IT IS YOUR JOB TO TEACH THEM????? LIKE HELLO??? THEY CAN LEARN??????

[kalira]

As someone who started cooking with supervision quite young and started cooking on my own (by choice) semi-regularly at 6-7 years old, I was baffled by how confusing/distressing fractions and a few other bits of math were for many of my class when we got to them.

[wouldyoueatthisfood]

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Remaining time: 6 days 12 hours

Food: cinnamon roasted pumpkin

Ingredients: pumpkin, olive oil, cinnamon, salt, black pepper, Greek yogurt, lemon, pine nuts, coriander, birds eye chili (optional)

[duckdotcom]

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

[finleycannotdraw]

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO