now i have a tumblr blog ho ho ho

die hard die hard fan. djo they/them. scroll ahead for proof you don't choose your special interests. i'd eat this film series if i could. john mcclane dni. (main is carrioncreature)

[charl0ttan]

oh god that airplane is headed right for the airport

[mr-mysteryguest]

Happy birthday Tony Vreski! So sorry you died gruesomely at 25. You and your brother deserved better

[straycatj]

Jせんせはおきらいでちが

こふは　ふくろアリなのでち

Although master J doesn't like in a bag, but Kofu like it!

[mr-mysteryguest]

[hansgrubersuggestion]

bring a parachute to the heist next time

[mr-mysteryguest]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[mlmmetalhead]

Can we talk about Karl? KARL VRESKI??? HIM??? HE'S SO---

[mlmmetalhead]

Can we talk about Karl? KARL VRESKI??? HIM??? HE'S SO---

[mr-mysteryguest]

when are we getting a halloween die hard. our die hard 6 feet under

[the-gregster]

ITS CHRISTMAS LET'S GOOOO

Time to obsessively watch Die Hard again ig

time to draw the beloved again /hj

[i-am-my-own-app]

[mr-mysteryguest]

[ID: A black and white photo of the terrorists from Die Hard. The text reads "merry Christmas from Gruber and associates LLC."]

[asymmetricalbeefcurtains]

[transmasc-wizard]

[ID: a tweet by @.MaineMillennial that says "the goal of polyamory is to acquire enough partners to pull off a successful heist". /end ID.]

[mickedy]

i dont "make up" lgbt headcanons for fictional characters i see a character and the headcanon comes to me like the word of god to a 17th century monarch

[mr-mysteryguest]

when are we getting a halloween die hard. our die hard 6 feet under

[mr-mysteryguest]

[ID: 1. A picture of Hans Gruber from Die Hard. He's holding a handgun and looks concentrated. 2. A screenshot from the fandom wiki. It says "Born: September 12, 1948." End ID.]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH

[electricpurrs]

yippeee!!! ^_^ *DIES IN THE EXPLOSION*

[gayrandalgraves]

in order for a movie to be good it has to be weird and faggy and kind of gross.