squash is saying things

squash - adult [profile pic ID: a picture of father guido sarducci from snl sitting in front of a desk with the yellow text "nude wrestling" in all caps. end ID] [banner ID: a picture of a green house with trees behind it. behind the trees are three nuclear reactors. end ID]

[itssquash]

Over a year ago I began ranking the US presidents based on attractiveness and ever since I've been desperately curious to see what anyone else would rank. After exhausting the resources of my friends, I've decided to post a survey to see what I can find. Link here

I will analyze this data and come back with a report I swear

[secretaryofdarkness]

Y'know how several people have that one photo of Laura Palmer as their pfp? What if you were to have a Maddy Ferguson pfp. Would that be fucked up or what

[wosp-reactivated]

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

[jeffament]

strawberry fields sometimes

[itssquash]

[itssquash]

"Are you happy with your filthiness my darling?" (Halloween 2025)

[jegulusposts]

On Repeat

Thanks for the tag @moony-t0ast <3

Tagging @sebbianas @not-rab @shaunnotthesheep @feuilleq @hollybollybingbong @velvet8d @starryreggie and anybody else who wants to play!

[feuilleq]

thank you for tagging me @jegulusposts :))

no pressure tags:

@milkisanabomination @irisisasleep @fefifofae @thecardiganunderthebed @casanova-mauraders @mollisetparva

[ev-enhotterthanyou]

thanks for the tag!!

quite a variety.

@romanticeulogizingelegies @randomescapingwords @half-cold-coffee @eli-is-an-idiot @iheartmoons <3 (and anyone else who wants to)

[binglebongledingledangle702124]

Thanks for the tag! <3

@radioxlast @swiftieannah @person4924 @blunt-force-therapy @maytrout @my-castles-crumbling @gayoticbeing @jaylienpotter @wantmeifyouwantme @angerycat @lt91dreg @my-beloved-fandoms @morally-gayy @loaf-of-soup @lemongrass77777 @maryisml @mydarlingdearestdead @mysticalthingphantom @tragicalwisteria

[neck-thats-made-for-bruising]

Tanks <3

I'm so teen girl coded sometimes

@wormattourney @moonandthestars003 @mqstermindswift @sad-trash-pigeon @a-pessimistic-swiftie @a-portal-to-nowhere @andtheysaidspeaknow-13 @ava-taylors-version @bejeweled-13 @bookish-swiftie13 @doepedip @erasofswift @fantasticcollectorkitten @lunabelova1122 @marlenes-leatherjacket13 @poppy-inmyhair @photogenic-strawberry @pippa-fitz-amobi @randomescapingwords @runwiththerain @wonderstruck-land89 @youreverydaydemikid and anyone else who wants to join

[bejeweled-13]

Thanks for the tag! @swiftieannah

Tags: @folkloreforever @mqstermindswift @cinnamonangel333 @ts1989fanatic @eidenswift13 @touch-my-noodles @sleepingswift85 @taylorswiftaylor @swiftthisway @bigalockwood @theladyinwhite13 @yoursummersuns @octoberconstellation @aly-s0ares @alltoofuckingwell @maryoliveoil @skittlesss15 @taylorcardigan @aroace-cat-lady @team-taylor-13

[taylorswiftaylor]

Thank you for tagging me @bejeweled-13 💜

Tagging @dearmirrorball @chiara-swiftiedreamer13 @delicatetaylorsversion @wiidestdrearms @mytimemywinemyspirittmytrust @explorerswiftie @tisdae @afterglow-of-lover @ohh-goddamn @everlorelover @clearlypositive @repwithtatiana @ybwme @wtnytv @tlgad1989 @coffeeisaritual @wiidestdrearms @usertaylorswift @rep-meow-tay-tion @sleepingswift85 💛

[rep-meow-tay-tion]

thank you for tagging me @taylorswifttaylor <3

no pressure tags: @alightwood @napollya @giveyoullove @july-ninths @rooskayas @coffeeisaritual @folansstuff @rad-neto + anybody else who'd like to join! 🫶

[napollya]

thank you sansies @rep-meow-tay-tion <33

tagging: @andreethier @alightwood @speakncwtv & whoever else wants to do it!

[katyanas]

thank u zeph <33

tagging @good-enemy @morozovamaximoff @alightwood (because i think its funny to tag eden again)

[good-enemy]

Thanks Kate!

Tagging @wtnytv @pinktinselmonstrosity @swiftpascal

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

thanks for the tag!! don't use spotify so here's my apple music equivalent

tagging @u-f-o-friend @spnyuri @nippular @vicquemares and anyone else who wants to do it, i'm nosy hehe

[u-f-o-friend]

I don't have streaming/an on repeat function so here are five songs I really like right now haha

these albums are all on repeat except the butthole surfers album. it's a good album I'm just not listening to the whole thing these days. @cry-4-judas @dirk0pg @itssquash @jennyortheessdog @angelcows33

[itssquash]

thanks for the tag!

[clowngirlpony]

I would like one David Cronenburger with a side of The Fry

[synthwizardromance]

Maybe he died on the toilet #D.B. Pooper

[guerrillatech]

[faggymcfly]

speaking of please donate to bridge of solidarity the anti-capitalist mutual aid fund for the most vulnerable in palestine

[normal-thoughts-official]

[ID: Tweet by @\nerdjpg.com that saysz "liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you'll get over it in no time". End ID]

[breakbeatbun]

i must admit, my smile is a little bit hapy to see you

:)

[itssquash]

Picture the scenario: You are working at a restaurant most fancy when one of the patrons asks for mice [sic] in their drink, maybe they meant ice but you're pretty sure he said mice and what a strange mistake that would be to make. Out the back of the kitchen there is indeed a mouse hole. What do you do?

i know myself i'm just getting ice i'll blame myself for anything

[itssquash]

What is the best juice?

gotta go grape #yumilicious

[3000s]

petting bugs with my long crooked witches finger

[larchcoin]

what’s your masturbating process

what are the tools and the ways

Hammer and nails

[q231321323231213321-deactivated]

.❤. <- ants who are in love

[fandomwikicomments]

Fandom: The Amazing World of Gumball

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