Alex (he/him/they/them)

Making my way through life and high school one shitpost at a time

[mr-narrator]

In my first period class (Personal Development and all of the part with Mrs. H was French irl except for Karly)

Mrs. H: let’s make it a race, who can find what the word is first?

Everyone: *scrambling for their phones*

Anna: what’s the word again??

Karly: hey Siri what’s “nocifs” in English?

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Evan: *turns to Amber* how’s your Spanish book?

Amber: *is reading an English copy of the French book we’re reading for class*

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Me, internally: Baylor’s arm should not bend that way

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*talking about projects about sexual harassment*

Georgia: *raises her hand for her group to cover the subject of sexting and pornography*

Evan: you look way too confident about that

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Everyone: *competing over project topics*

Evan: *just wants to roll the dice*

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Zoë, angry: oh we’re doing popcorn reading. great.

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Evan: *reads choppily*

Zoë, to Evan: you could do the popcorn reading all on your own

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Zoë, to me: d’you wanna read the back of it?

Evan: no

Zoë: no one asked you

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Evan: Kaydie, do you want me to stay in high school forever?

Kaydie: I want you to be homeless

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Evan: should I go get paper?

Evan: *starts crossing the room*

Amber: Evan wait

Evan, oblivious: *still walking*

Zoë: Evan no come back

Evan: *still walking*

Zoë: EVAN WE ALREADY HAVE PAPER

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Evan: I love WordReference

Zoë and I: *disagreeing*

Zoë and I: *in depth conversation about the translation apps we use*

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Zoë, Evan, Amber and I: *moved our desks into a group of four to discuss our project*

Evan: we should just leave our desks like this

*class ends*

Zoë, Amber and I: *put our desks back in place*

Evan: *leaves his desk backwards*

[kissofchita]

[fraxmedia]

adults: i don't understand why gen z are all so anxious and traumatised, you have to calm down

gen z: calm down? CALW DOWN?! EXCUSE ME IF I AM A LITTLE UPSET OVER THE FACT THAT OUR EARTH IS BEING POLLUTED TO DEATH, WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC AND WW3 IS APPARENTLY HERE

[byjove]

what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it

[byjove]

if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Me, on the porch: chillin

Woods: WoooooooooEEEEEEEEEEEG

Me:

[cypress-mom-deactivated20230220]

Best case scenario, it’s a fox. Worst case scenario, you’re next.

[wingleader]

Don’t forget about the blue herons (if you’re near water).

Replace forest with acres upon acres of corn fields and the advice will holds, I’ve learned.

[that-catholic-shinobi]

When you start hearing the Coyotes ten ft from your house the fear of God runs deep

[byjove]

I don’t know how to tell you this but we hear a hell of a lot of gunshots in rural areas. It could be target practice. It could be hunting. It could be a firework. Or it could be your neighbor finally snapping and killing her husband.

[sonypraystation]

kids will have philosophical discussions on a trampoline

[valmoxium]

[autistichalfblood]

nocturnenebula‌:

EDIT: This post is inclusive to ALL art forms.

Likes can only go so far for artists. Artists may exclusively upload their artwork to tumblr, or don’t have the time to use other sites and prefer tumblr over deviantART due to its simplicity, but the tagging system can make it harder to navigate. Many artists on tumblr tag with high-traffic tags or use their own tags to prevent tag clogging which eventually become lost. That’s why it’s very important to reblog an artist’s work. 

I’m not trying to push you to ruin your blog’s aesthetic or something, nor am I saying that “you must absolutely reblog your favourite artist’s work or you’re trash”, all I’m saying is if you truly want to support your favourite artist, instead of just liking their posts, try to reblog them once in a while. The more reblogs they receive, the more exposure/notes/followers they may receive, and it’s just one of the easiest ways to show you care about them.

*This does not mean to reblog unsourced artwork or works reuploaded to another person’s blog without permission (re:stolen). Nor does this mean to reblog artworks without the artist’s consent, even if this case is slim.

[curiousgemstone-deactivated2016]

Reblogs > Likes | It truly does make a difference for us

[artmodelsphoto]

This is true.

[posereference]

Please reblog. Share share share share share

[wubbalubbabullshit]

THIS COUNTS FOR FICS TOO YOU GUYS reblog. It’s really not that hard

[curiouser-and-curiouser-fics]

^^^^ WRITERS TOO!!!

[izzycle]

Please 🙃 I’ve even seen creators complain about this, but then only like others work. We need to help each other

[mr-narrator]

My friend Addy and my other friend Lily were fake-fighting in the tech classroom (physical fight) and when Addy and I were walking to social studies she said she was trying to recycle Lily and that Lily wouldn’t be the last she’d recycle should I be concerned-

[homokommari]

my artistic peak?

patreon // commissions // buy my stickers // buy my comics please

[semi-entropy]

I love this with all my heart and soul.

[mr-narrator]

This is pure gold and lovely artwork

[mr-narrator]

Nothing like breaking out into a doors vs wheels debate in social studies