PINK BASTARD

He's sketchy as shit and I don't like it

[mr-o-bonding]

For all of eternity he shall remain in this corner for all of his crimes

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Every time Mr Bonding appears I'm just like

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I caught Mr. Bonding dumpster diving in a dark back alley and it was The scariest thing I've ever seen.

[mr-o-bonding]

Remember kids, say "no" to o powers

[mr-o-bonding]

Player character : *slaps a depressed guy*

"you can fit so many old guys in this baby*

[mr-o-bonding]

Can Mr Bonding fuck? Well he certainly won't after I kick him in the dick.

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Who the fuck would want to give kids alien powers? Only a pink weirdo would. Oh, wait….

[admin-minty]

Kinkshame this fucker, fam

[mr-o-bonding]

Oh you mcfucking know it

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Kinda creepy how he invited the protag to a hotel room, alone to learn about o powers and how the screen fades to black to,,,,,,,

Totally creepy! Remember kids, if a dude in a fancy pink suit invites you Anywhere don't fucking trust them!

[mr-o-bonding]

Who the fuck would want to give kids alien powers? Only a pink weirdo would. Oh, wait....