Acid Accesories incorporated

World renowned visionary and philosophical thinker

[mrbigal67]

The acid bidet an invention I have long sat on the idea almost too much for me to comprehend but I’m getting close. The premise is simple a bidet but the water is replaced with acid although there is no current form of acid that can safely clean you without causing serious harm. This leads to my current project creating this form of acid the project is tireless and straining but it’s what needs to be done to succeed with my mission. But this for me thinking if I’m here inventing acid for a new purpose why don’t I make acid for many purposes not just a bidet but now a revolution under “Acid accessories incorporated TM”. Imagine it your car your house your floor your very essence is acid but by accepting acid it will truly lead to a new state of being the key to the dark matter stargate your ticket into the 5th dimension . But of course some people show ignorance and will not understand what I’m saying and that is why I need to become the leader of the world. The acid bidet is the key to that when it launches its popularity will skyrocket amassing millions under the name of acid. From there every world leader will be jerking themselves off for the acid bidet and then its simple these leaders will not have access to my products unless they relinquish power to the true leader Mrbigal67…

From there earth will be revamped the people united no longer foolish things such as race and sexuality and gender to separate us as all that will truly matter is the acid. Currency Acid Vials, Cars, Boats,Planes any means of transportation is powered by acid but of course we cannot limit the power of our acidic empire to just one mere planet we will expand by combining all forms of known knowledge in the world we will create a Acidic fleet to rival the gods we will rule the stars each new planet turned into one of our glorious acidic colonies. But to achieve this perfect union the heretics must be weeded out we will search the ends of the earth capturing these foolish people offering reeducation those who fail to see the acid shall face death by acid bidet swirly.

Thank you to all fellow visionaries who are reading this. I promise this is just the first of my great visions and the world will flourish under Mrbigal67 (CEO of acid accessories incorporate)

[mrbigal67]

Cancel rottedandblonde or Kuro because they don’t support illegal exotic pet trade when we could have acid monkeys and acid elephant army

[mrbigal67]

I have recently thought of another idea to ensure the empires success down the line. Babies need to be as strong as they can so we can not only successfully conquer the stars but hold them for generations to come! This all starts from birth as we all know genetics is what builds a person and the world as we know it is already experimenting with genetic mutation or dna altering. I believe this can be used to our advantage super serum the thing captain America used will be made in real life of course altered to be more acidic. We will make these babies invulnerable to gun fire alien weapons and even fentanyl. And they will never age our army will be of genetically modified babies all altered from birth to be a symbol of the empires glory. Of course to have your baby be a symbol of our glory it would cost a million acid vials but the average civilian will get the mandatory acid dna strand so their body produces acid. To put it more simply flying super babies powered by steroids.

Thank you again for listening to my vision