mrbrightsideonmars

Bay Stater back from the Lone Star State. Formerly wickedsickURLdude.

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[howthehelldoileave]

not a day goes by that i dont think about this poor guy

[petitehana-deactivated20221225]

and then when you're done with your anger, grief takes the seat next to you

[petitehana-deactivated20221225]

and then when you're done with your anger, grief takes the seat next to you

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my first time going to an antique store today - no idea if the order was intentional, but WHERE did they get that t???

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Lesbian

Gay

Bisexual

Tumblr user

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[valtsv]

guy who can only be killed if it's funny but can also be resurrected under the same conditions

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schrodinger's clown

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[Murat at Borodino]

Sergeant Bourgogne’s account of Murat in the aftermath of the battle of Borodino:

The battle ended with the day, and we remained on the field all night, and all the next day (the 8th). I spent that day in walking over the field–a sad and terrible spectacle. Grangier was with me, and we went as far as the ravine, the position so hotly disputed during the battle. Murat had ordered his tents to be pitched there. Just as we arrived we saw him superintend the amputation by his own surgeon of the legs of two gunners of the Imperial Russian Guard. When the operation was over, he gave them each a glass of wine. Afterwards, he walked on the edge of the ravine, examining the plain which lies on the other side, fringed by a wood. There, on the preceding day, he had made more than one Muscovite bite the dust while he and his cavalry charged the retreating enemy. He was splendid to look at–so distinguished by his gallantry, his cool courage, and his handsome appearance–giving his orders to those under his command, and raining blows on his enemies. He was easily picked out by his cap, his white aigrette, and his floating cloak.

Source: Adrien Bourgogne, Memoirs of Sergeant Bourgogne, 1812-1813 (English translation, compiled from the original manuscript, by Paul Cottin)

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[mrbrightsideonmars]

The editor made her change them committing seppuku with their wands

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This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.

ALIEN (1979) dir. Ridley Scott

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The problem with the internet now is that noobs don't get pwn'd anymore

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Reblog to make the tummy not hurt of the person you reblogged from.

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Dragan Bibin