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Andulka
Janaina Medeiros
cherry valley forever
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AnasAbdin
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sheepfilms
will byers stan first human second
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@howthehelldoileave
Canât wait to not sleep at all on September 11th
i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny
why đ itâs about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????
THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???
Im hopelessly in love with someone Iâm not physically attracted to
I donât give a fuck
âscientists donât want you knowâ is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
I HATE CHEMISTRY. THE THINGS ARE ALWAYS DOING THINGS. STOP DOING THAT.
i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline
dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr
knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "đ good for her I guess"
*sighs* we sent four astronauts up and four came back huh
Were you expecting more?
five was the bare minimum for me
oh well. there's still the moon ghosts
âwhat radicalized youâ bro EMPATHY
"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.
Me dragging out my crusty Kindle so I can make my 413 fanart be like:
Last night while my wife was asleep I decided to write algebraic terms all over her.
You should have seen the expression on her face.
In front of you are 11 doors, and a box. You can only open one, each leading you to a different prize (or in this case a to a randomized website or music video link). Which are you picking?
Door 1
Blue door 2
Revolving door 3
Thick door 4
Door 5
Cat door 6
Slanted door 7
Backwards door 8
Second backwards door 9
Dog door 10
Clown themed door 11
BOX!
Links below!
Absolutely delighted by the reblog to likes ratio on this
there's this account on bluesky that just randomly samples the last reply someone made before getting blocked by the person they were replying to and it's a really good gimmick blog concept. I don't think tumblr data is public enough to make this possible here unfortunately. some samples:
You can smoke pretzel sticks. You wonât get high or anything, but youâll get a lot of phone numbers from beautiful women.Â
Cave divers are our bravest, most useless soldiers
But without cave divers, who would rescue all the stuck cave divers?
Every cave dive rescue operation involves a second, even more stuck cave diver.
No, I don't think that's the one I'm--
the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
