The beast looks in horror as it sees the weight of its sins

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The beast looks in horror as it sees the weight of its sins
Made a stupid bloons shitpost based off one of my friends reactions to seeing mermonkey for the first time, I said he sounded like bloonchipper complaining and then I had creative vision.
Made this for an art final in senior year of high school a while back, I had to switch paints half way through which sucks. It would have been more detailed but I was on a time constraint. I’m thinking of remaking it when my summer break rolls around.
Also it’s over 4ft tall
The beast looks in horror as it sees the weight of its sins
Human: *snuggles black bear*
Black Bear: *boops the human's snoot*
Alien: HUMAN WHY DO YOU SNUGGLE DEATH
Human: And this is why I don't go into the brown bear's enclosure .....
Brown Bear: *crushes a watermelon flat in one step*
Alien: .... so thats where you draw the line!?!
Never wrestle a bear! #shorts #animals #dangerousanimals
IF ITS NOT A FRIEND THEN WHY IS IT FRIEND SHAPED
I feel like Stabby the roomba is the pinnacle of comedy and the best representation of humanity.
Imagine this:
Alien: what the hell is this? Why is there a knife taped to the “Roomba”?
Human: oh it’s Mr Stabby!
Alien: you NAMED it?!
Human: watch out Stabby is gonna get you!
Alien: *backing away* so what you are telling me is you not only strapped a weapon to this Roomba, but also gave it a name?!
Human: well it wasn’t just me it was all of the humans on this ship who agreed to it.
Alien: why?!?!
Human: because it’s funny.
Alien: because it’s funny?! This could injure one of us! Then what would you say?!
Human: we would probably laugh at them because it’s a Roomba moving slower than walking speed.
Alien: …
Alien: well at least it won’t actively try to pursue people because it’s a cleaning robot.
Human: yea about that, one of the people who brought up the idea changed it’s programming to identify moving things as things to clean.
Alien: …
Alien: I swear… you humans will do anything to imprint yourself in onto anything…
Human: what do you mean?
Alien: this Roomba is now an incoherent, unpredictable and dangerous, and it is this way because “it would be funny”, does that sound familiar?
Human: …
Human: we get it you find us insane and dangerous.
Alien: you taped a knife to a Cleaning robot!
Human: what if I told you we have been taping knifes to Roombas for 70 years.
Alien: 70 YEARS?!?!
Human: we don’t plan to stop either.
Alien: if it wasn’t for your ability to do the jobs no sane being would ever do I would eject you all out of the ship right now.
TLDR: alien is not happy about mr stabby shenanigans.
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Ngl these manmade horrors beyond my comprehension are very comprehensible and definitely horrifying
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Do you ever just count the amount of floor tiles you have randomly? Just me?
Oh to be a crow dropping pebbles into oncoming traffic from a power line
*Combat starts*
Me: I roll for damage against the slime.
DM: Did you roll to hit?
Me about to roll my 20 pound tungsten dice: I SAID I ROLL FOR DAMAGE!
So there are electric versions of instruments that are non-electric like guitars and violins but are there non-electric version of electric instruments? Like an otamatone you play like a stringed saxophone or a super bulky industrial grade keytar you carry like a greatsword.
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Anyone ever look at a blank TV for 20 minutes and daydream like you are telepathically connecting to the TV to play your favorite dream show only to be interrupted by reality when the smoke alarm goes off because you forgot the tater tots were in the oven.