A Long Time Ago, in a Galaxy Far, Far Away...

My name is Daniel, I am 23 years old and I am from Memphis Tennessee. Hufflepuff. I have an unhealthy obsession with Star Wars and R2-D2 in particular. I love Queen, Megadeth, and Dance Gavin Dance. Track the tag #mrcurlyfry Also a part of the United States Army National Guard. 💉68 Whiskey. 🇺🇸

[clownchronicles]

Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!

[cross-leggeddefiance]

He didnt penetrate you. You engulfed him.

[mercilessmime]

They didn’t eat you out. You fed them.

[collegiate-partisan]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

For the LAST TIME, my feet pix are $90 USD. I accept PayPal or Venmo.

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

To clarify, it’s $90 per foot

[boycie]

Just to clarify I have size 12 feet and £50 is enough 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

Go make your own post to sell feet pix

[zentropista]

[deactivated-blog]

Alexa release the serotonin

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

“Releasing neurotoxin.”

“ALEXA, NO-”

[feenyxblue]

Portal(2007)

[catchymemes]

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

[yetimati]

…And nobody thought to post other “branchs” of this chain? Yes, it’s ‘branchS’, plural, because apparently we also have these:

Bit wonky, but I painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan.

Bit shitty, but I painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/color_on_a_page who painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted someone’s mom who painted a swan

Oh well, here’s yet another layer

Another branch, starting from the girl with the white background:

Took an hour or so but I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

I didn’t like how reddit treated the iPad guy so I painted the guy that painted the girl that who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom on my iPad.

Continue from OP’s branch:

I haven’t painted in two years and I’m glad for the inspiration!!

A painting of the guy who hasn’t painted in years painting the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the other girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

Same ‘level’ as the one above:

Usually lurking but not today…plaid was a great challenge!

Continue! With a cat!

We painted the guy that painted the other guy who hadn’t painted in 2 years who painted the other guy who painted the girl that painted the guy who painted the girl that painted the guy that painted some guy’s mother who painted a swan whilst making them all an NPC in the process

Honorary mentioned:

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!!

And finally, The Great Family Tree (some branch is not in the picture, pls click the link below for the full list:

This seems necessary…

https://nubleh.github.io/i_painted/

[yelloweyeddraven]

Alright guys.

So everyone seems to be raving over

James Baxter

Because of the scene in steven universe when steven fused back together.

But did you know this man also did….

THIS?

And this?

And….THIS???

And this????

He is a truly amazing animator and he is such an inspiration, His work inspires me as an artist and his work should be well known all over!!! check out this awesome horse lad.

[chubby-bunnies]

I’m fucking wheezing

[dashaibo]

Dude, I think there’s a problem with your PS4.

[such-justice-wow]

*smacks ps4* this is what good pussy smells like

[foxyclock]

In my neuroscience class today the professor told us “on my powerpoints, ive included a picture of guy fieri on any slide that has info that’ll be on the test, so keep an eye out and pay attention”

[foxyclock]

it was specifically this picture of guy fieri on the slide telling us to know what neuroplasticity meant

[bklynbibi]

Embracing your bisexuality is not only brave but also healing

[bklynbibi]

Me at the terfs reblogging this

[kumagawa]

[pervocracy]

Moving tip: the first thing you should bring into the new house is a roll of toilet paper.  The second thing is drinking glasses or water bottles.  The third thing is curtains or blinds.  Then everything else.

[shlevy]

Nope, router first. Otherwise agreed.

[pervocracy]

Router last.  Otherwise this happens:

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I’m on my 11th house in 23 years and here’s what should be in your “first” box:

Toilet roll,

Kettle,

Tea/coffee,

Mugs (enough for the number of people helping you to move),

A bottle opener (wine or beer at your discretion)

Disposable plates and cutlery (because the last thing you want to do once you’ve unpacked is wash up)

This was the system perfected by my parents who’ve lived in about 40 houses between them.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

ADDITION:

When you get to your new place send someone out for milk for the teas and coffees also maybe biscuits.

Order takeaway your first night. I’m told in America the traditional moving dinner is pizza. We’ve always had a Chinese.

[laffgaff]

I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused.

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

[fuks]

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

This tweet has ruined my life

[miizzyybabyy]

lmaoo yooo

[phony-time-traveler-deactivated]

Icarly was fucking terrifying

Sam knocked out a female heavy weight wrestler in one move, after directly asking her “Hey I’m pissed wanna throw down” and getting consent. She was 100% prepared for combat at that moment.

Freddy Hacked into a military computer, made a youtube video that could permanently damage your eyes, and also turned a toy gun into a functional laser gun.

Spencer had the gift of pyrokinesis which went off at random and this was treated as only a medium inconvenience.

Carly was able to manipulate all 3 of these people, one of them being her legal guardian. Sam and Freddy were said to be able to argue indefinitely, Sam even getting into a fight with her mom for so long the therapist who forced them into conversation nearly went insane.

Yet Carly could just say “Hey guys shut up” and they would stop talking right away.

[thenixkat]

Didn’t they have a rival who was pretty much just a straight up supervillain?

[fuckstaffposts]

His name was Neville and he controlled the government

[tottyagainstships]

reblog to delete all incest shipping

[remanedur]

yo okay wait how come nobody made this post. why is op nonexistent 

[veeranger]

god made this post

[kianlawley]

“I hate country music.”: eh

“I hate new country music because the genre has shifted from being retelling of folk tales and tales of the underprivileged working class of the American south and has now boiled down to bragging about your truck.”: absolutely

[bootyunit]