Different types of dick
Drake dick:it’s for everybody and it loves everybody. Don’t be surprised if this dick comes with tears, emotional baggage, and poetry.
Chris Brown dick: Assumes he’s the best you’ve ever had. Probably attached to the body of a dancer with a large ego. Cease and desist before you have him stalking your ass
Future dick: is the low point before the high point. Don’t worry, sex with this dick will wake you up and make you realize you deserve better tbh
Wale dick: used to cuddle with you afterwards and watch seinfield. Disappeared and you wish it would come back.
Kendrick Lamar dick:Big fan of pillow talk about changing the world. Ain’t the cutest but his personality makes up for it. The one on everyone’s “id let him hit if he asked” list
Jcole dick:will probably tell all his boys about it afterwards. Tries to be rough but wants nothing more than to be soft & sensual with you
Bryson Tiller dick:Raspy voice. Likes to tell you how amazing you are afterwards. 50/50 on whether you should believe everything he says
Tory Lanez dick:Caribbean flavored Bryson tiller dick
Amine dick:new guy you started fucking with who immediately wanted you to call him daddy.
The Weeknd dick: type of dick to get you into a threesome snorting cocaine off of some girls ass while he hits it from the back. Kinky. Not for the light hearted.
Chance the Rapper dick:goofy dick. The type of dick to make you laugh while you guys are having sex. All around a good time.
Kanye West dick: you miss the way he used to put it down. Now it’s just you stroking his ego.
I can’t stop laughing 😂
