[mrfalling12345]

heart: treat yo self

bank account: please dear god do not do that

[mrfalling12345]

I was at Walmart and a girl with purple hair helped me out, I told her I knew all about her tumblr, I swear she almost passed out from embarrassment 😂😂

[babyanimalgifs]

[adumundead]

[miss-jazz-complementarian]

FREAKIN BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE.

[lightfangx-thosewhofellbefore]

*cHOKES ON DRINK*

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

the turkey swiss on rye incident

[silver-cirquit-blog]

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

[doggoschmoggo-deactivated201905]

this is like a book

[cryptidfinnbalor-deactivated202]

WWE + text post meme

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[shubbabang]

[thesenseof-dance]

[kissesformabitches]

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

[memewhore]

[megachilid-deactivated20200405]

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my fave is problematic: puppyshaming

[hotdiggitydoggy-deactivated2016]

We have done nothing as humans to deserve Dwyane the Rock Johnson

[pkpaulshow]

[gymaholic4]

doing cardio like:

[spellcore]

skyrim loading screen tip: you can block with your weapons! me, running headfirst into battle and blocking absolutely nothing: go fuck yourself

[spellcore]

also skyrim loading screen: you can cook food that heals you more than raw ingredients! me, shoveling uncooked leeks down my throat: fascinating

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

[annlarimer]

Young Man!

You’re a man and you’re young

I say

Young man!

Young man young man so young

Help me

Young man!

Don’t know how the song goes

But this

Next! Line! Has! Some! Pauses!

[pagerunner-j]

it’s fun to stay at the

SPELL OUT A WORD

it’s fun to stay at the

WAVE BOTH YOUR ARMS

[trashy-brain]

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

[boymeetworldtradecenter]

[metalbatteryzone]