Mr Glubb

Miles He/Him - 19 pronouns

[mrglubb]

everyone please look at my guinea pig

[sabertoothwalrus]

all you suckers are spending $70 on totk but not me I’m emulating it on tumblr

[cherribalm-deactivated20140609]

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

[s0upyboy]

i’ve some how managed to turn an old gay man on pinterest into a jerma stan by complete accident what is happening

[s0upyboy]

update, John if you’re seeing this i love you you’re my favorite mutual

[efoxgirl]

Tax heaven 3000 is out! Unfortunately I'm stuck at work so I can't play it and post updates yet

[efoxgirl]

it’s real

[efoxgirl]

:(

[efoxgirl]

She called cryptocurrency a pyramid scheme! I love her

[efoxgirl]

a solid chunk of the dialogue is about how you shouldn’t use turbotax because they’re a scummy company. As a non-American I’ll just have to take their word for it

[efoxgirl]

Finished it. It actually gives you a pdf of a tax form filled with all the details you provided, and gives instructions on how to complete it and send it in. Mine is obviously very fake due to not being an American.

I hope they continue updating it for each year, because a free game with an anime waifu being used as real tax software would be better if it's not a one-time thing

[shining-needle]

Love it but im gonna recommend people stick with irs-recommended services (that aren’t turbotax)

Still

This site is GOLD

They’re sold out of the deluxe edition that comes with a body pillow :/

If you click on the banner that says “x-rated patch” it instead brings you to a wattpad story that is not x-rated

AND SHES A ROGUE TAX AI?????

Here’s their webbed site

[specialagentartemis]

“When do you stop tagging for spoilers?” Never. Absolutely never. Network Effect came out 3 years ago and there are people who received All Systems Red as a present from a friend this past Christmas. Wolf 359 ended 6 years ago and half the tumblr tag is still people liveblogging their listening to it for the first time. The Vorkosigan Saga has been running since the 80s and I wasn’t born yet then so I’m reading it for the first time now. I was the dick in high school who told my classmates that Sydney Carton died at the end when we were reading A Tale of Two Cities in English class and was so smug about how it was written in the 1800s so it Didn’t Count as spoilers, but they hadn’t read it yet! They were invested in Sydney’s doomed love and if he could make it work! I am not 16 anymore I am not going to assume a work being older should mean people don’t get to experience it for the first time

[mrglubb]

not been on tumblr for about a week, been followed by 21 porn bots in that time

[twitblr]

Not much focus on rehabilitation

[obi-wann-cannoli]

This seems like a good time to mention the Prisoners Literature Project and Inside Books Project. Both of these organizations send free books to incarcerated people, and are always looking for donations - both books and money -and volunteers! (Prisoners literature project sends books everywhere but Texas - Inside Books project is just Texas).

[dessalines-raised-sword]

This also seems to be a good time to mention prison radio. Revolutionary literature created in prison. Hear from everyone from the soothing yet majestic voice of Mumia Abu Jamal to Pendleton 2. Listen to them, organise, share, donate and support them.

As Uncle Ho said, when the doors of the prison break open, the dragons will fly out. Free em all.

Home

Bringing the voices of incarcerated people into the public debate Support our work: Donate Shop Join Us

[anarchistmemedistro]

Incarcerated Workers Organizing Committee

[babyanimalgifs]

Cows reaction when they see grass after being shut down indoors for 6 months. 

(via)

[lileewink]

[rpmaniac]

This is also common practice in Sweden. Dairy cows are kept indoors during the winter, then released into their pasture in spring. The kosläpp (release of the cows) is an annual event usually open to visitors. There’s even an expression derived from it.

[antique-scarecrow]

it’s so marvelous to me that humans make an annual event of gathering around specifically to watch cows experience joy. the humans are excited that the cows are excited, to the point they make sure the human kids get front row seats, cause they know the kids will be extra excited. there is so much vicarious joy here. how remarkable a world, where we do things specifically for the pleasure of seeing other people and creatures happy.

[ayeforscotland]

See if I was a transphobe and I wanted people to think I’m not a right-wing fascist, I probably wouldn’t be quoting Adolf Hitler and referring to Mein Kampf in public.

Transphobes are not great at interacting with the general public. Most passers by will hear this and think they’re insane.

[ayeforscotland]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMY1EBvEm/

Transphobes just don’t know how to interact with the public #ayeforscotland #shorts

Transphobes just don’t know how to interact with the public #ayeforscotland #shorts

[ayeforscotland]

Disappointed that TikTok took this video down.

Transphobes weaponising community guideline rules and mass reporting when the video is documented evidence of how fucking ridiculous they are.

[notexactlycoping]

[roolsilver]

My entire life condensed into one sentence.

[billspreston-esq]

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

[billspreston-esq]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[discodeerdiary]

Y'all have got to get better at handling uncertainty. Sometimes two people will have a falling out and you legitimately won't be able to tell which one was the abuser and which one was the victim. Sometimes you'll encounter a stranger online who might be a channer troll trying to stir shit up or might be a deeply traumatized person trying their hardest to speak their truth. That person with the gendery vibes might be a trans egg or they might be a cis person who just does whatever the hell they want. You have got to learn to act appropriately when you can't know everything.

[jamesternes]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I always forget that gas giants are, you know, made of gas, and not just smooth plastic color. The atmosphere is full of clouds, and the entire planet is atmosphere!

[mrglubb]

this is not a photo from cassini but an artist’s painting depicting an ‘over the shoulder shot’ that was put out by NASA/JPL in april 2017

[harperhug]

Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.

[borderlands-disorder]

[aquitainequeen]

IT’S FIZZGIG FROM THE DARK CRYSTAL

[teaboot]

Oh my God. Oh my god

Growing up, I was obsessed with behind the scenes footage of fantasy movies, and The Dark Crystal was my absolute number one favorite

I would watch the making-of on a loop for hours

I loved the crab monsters, the skeksies, gelfings, all of it

So I would watch every second of it I could get my hands on

And I was totally enamored by everything

But I was, like

Four

And up until this exact moment I had totally forgotten multiple instances where I had to hide under my blanky with my hands over my ears and wait for my mom to tell me that the “yap-yap” was gone

And out of nowhere

Twenty years later

This visceral childhood terror hits me out of nowhere

From a fucking tumblr post

And it’s fucking Fizzgig

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[self-critical-automaton]

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC