Tell me some weird ass shit abt kingdom hearts
u got it boss o7
local 16 year old is actually 28 is actually several thousand years old and entirely unaware due to the neverending layers of amnesia that make up his brain
local boy died at 15 one day before his first birthday
local girl only has a face sometimes when the people around her are niceies to her
local boy's last words to his friend dying in his arms was about ice cream
mickey mouse left a woman trapped in hell for 12 years
goofy was hit in the face with a boulder and died. though to be fair he was in the middle of an active war
local boy was possessed and killed a girl only to then steal her brother as his own
local boy who is a journal who is a computer program
1-2 characters canonically confirmed to have had sex
white-haired anime boy moments the game (11 dead, 2 injured)
new main villian(??) ripped out one of his eyes and attatched it to his sword. this let him see into the future.
one character just has a gun
I EXPECTED SO MUCH LESS THAN WHAT I GAINED
OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT THAT TIME THE MAIN CHARACTER GOT A PIRATE SHIP MADE OUT OF CRABS
HUH.
i don't know how much more clearer i can make it. he has a pirate ship. that is made out of crabs

















