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This is my hellhole of unrelated shit that I am too lazy to tag Pan 💖💛💙 I’m 18+ and so should you be

[ngc-5194]

Tell me some weird ass shit abt kingdom hearts

u got it boss o7

local 16 year old is actually 28 is actually several thousand years old and entirely unaware due to the neverending layers of amnesia that make up his brain

local boy died at 15 one day before his first birthday

local girl only has a face sometimes when the people around her are niceies to her

local boy's last words to his friend dying in his arms was about ice cream

mickey mouse left a woman trapped in hell for 12 years

goofy was hit in the face with a boulder and died. though to be fair he was in the middle of an active war

local boy was possessed and killed a girl only to then steal her brother as his own

local boy who is a journal who is a computer program

1-2 characters canonically confirmed to have had sex

white-haired anime boy moments the game (11 dead, 2 injured)

new main villian(??) ripped out one of his eyes and attatched it to his sword. this let him see into the future.

one character just has a gun

[its-elvie-innit]

I EXPECTED SO MUCH LESS THAN WHAT I GAINED

[ngc-5194]

OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT THAT TIME THE MAIN CHARACTER GOT A PIRATE SHIP MADE OUT OF CRABS

[its-elvie-innit]

HUH.

[ngc-5194]

i don't know how much more clearer i can make it. he has a pirate ship. that is made out of crabs

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[pjharvey]

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

[pjharvey]

i was not expecting this to get notes. i appreciate the thank yous and acknowledgments in the tags from fellow shys who top or dom and are tired of assumptions

[sootchild]

City Council of Darkness, Episode 8: A Bid, a Banksy, and the Bird in the Basement.

Got to spend money to make money.

D20 Masterpost || Ep 7 || Ep 8

[florensicz]

just a man and his ghorse

[brennan-lee-mother]

Simply cannot stop thinking about the fact that HJ and LaVonte are Sire and Childe and yet seem to have no hierarchy between them at all. HJ unquestionably treats LaVonte as his equal and LaVonte feels perfectly comfortable yelling at and physically assaulting HJ, both of which are kind of unthinkable under the social rules of the Camarilla. It’s LaVonte’s name first in Worthy and Wingstreet Industries. They are Sire and Childe but more importantly they are partners.

[burnerformybs]

Imagine the terror of being Aaron Bow. Crouched in the darkness. Stalking your prey. You're undetected. You line up for the perfect shot...And then the tallest, most hulked-out man you have ever seen in your life whips around and snatches your bolt out of the air. His eyes and those of his companions reflect the moonlight like cats as they turn to look at you. He shouts that "you're FUCKING DEAD" and starts charging straight towards you in the darkness. He does this all in a giant chunky turtleneck.

He was cozycore 2 minutes ago with a mug of tea and now he is fully the Predator chasing someone through the woods. In a turtleneck. It really jarred me to see that beastial reaction from Mitch because I am so used to him being the quiet, gentle one of the coterie. Amazing and quick choice by Murph

[burnerformybs]

...so after last episode it gets even better

This giant with sweater paws tears his turtleneck off, bounds after you on all fours, takes a crossbow bolt to the chest without even breaking stride and then rips. the. tree. out. from. under. you.

Darkness man got a lot of hehes and hawhaws for being a "superhero" all season but look who is actually the terrifying beastial creature people fear vampires for

[quinn-of-aebradore]

I love City Council of Darkness cause you have Brennan being like “I have absolutely no way to honor you guys succeeding there because of how insane you proceeded to act” and then ten minutes later he shows up with something equally insane but then it swings back around to Zac saying “I don’t read. I get mad that the letters don’t do other things,” which causes Brennan to make this face;

Like the Intrepid Heroes are On Some Shit no matter what campaign they’re in, but I swear to god, the coterie has unlocked a new level of unhinged in them. There is no straight man in this party. Every single one of them is doing loop-de-loops in a Bingo-Dingo bus around this town but also none of them are at the wheel and the buses are diving headfirst off the starwalk into the quarry.

[onegiantmeep]

brennan character bleed creating enmity between vampires and leprechauns but drawing the line at astrology

[nosnexus]

Hey, YOU KNOW IT!

City Council of Darkness episode 7

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[femtocloaca]

[kaban-bang]

[mangled-by-disuse]

in happier pride news i actually found this deeply heartwarming

that's solidarity baybeeee

[lgbtlaughs]

Further context: Durham city council (Reform UK) cut funding and support for Pride. The Durham Miner's Association and other trade unions raised enough money for Durham Pride 2026 to go ahead - a direct call back to when Lesbian and Gays Support the Miners (LGSM) raised money for mining communities when Margaret Thatcher seized union funding during the miner strikes of 1984-85.

At the 1985 Labour party meet, the motion to support LGBT rights as a party was passed due to a block vote from mining unions.

Stephen Guy, the chair of the Durham Miners’ Association, said that when it became apparent Durham Pride was under threat, he took it upon himself to “encourage the trade union movement to step up and do the right thing, and stand shoulder to shoulder with the LGBT+ community […] They not only raised funds for us, but came to our communities, uplifted our spirits when they were down, and showed their solidarity.”

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Jurassic World and other media things: Have their raptors have ridiculously wiggly tails

Actual raptor tails:

the tail is so stiff the tendons became bones

[susanphoenix]

… that’s not a result of fossilization? I am genuinely asking out of confusion.

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

nope! Those are ossified tendons, and they were important for raptors - their tails being so stiff helped them balance, which aided in hunting as well as mobility. In fact, their general lightweight nature meant they could engage in a variety of interesting behaviors with their fully-fledged wings (like raptor prey restraint and wing-assisted inclined running), where a stiffened and straight tail would help immensely for balance

In fact, the stiff tail of the dinosaurs closest to birds became stiffer, eventually shortened, and became the modern stiff pygostyle of living birds! So it's also an important step in the evolution of avian tails. Birds now have stiff tail feathers and only the pygostyle in terms of bones, the evolutionary conclusion of this trend. If you look at a roadrunner, a dinosaur with much in common ecologically with extinct raptors, you can see how the stiff tail feathers aid in pursuit.

[chaoskirin]

This is EXTREMELY common in a lot of dinosaurs. You know what dinosaur DIDN'T have ossified tendons in its tail? STEGOSAURUS. Smackity smack.

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

yup! as a general rule, dinosaurs had stiff tails - unless they were using them for something else

Stegosaurs are a great example, but so are Diplodocids!

[gaphic]

wing-assisted inclined running

are you telling me these raptors were naruto running? is that what you're saying to me?

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I have no idea whether this is true, it seems way too stupid to be real and I have to assume it's made up, but I'm sharing because it has the vibe of something that would happen in a cartoon from the 90s that has characters burn a hole in a door by bouncing a laser pen beam between two mirrors

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Person who wrote this scene would write about websites with security like this.

[stellacartography]

That's Joseph Cox from 404 media. The article has limited information but they're seeking more and their journalists will be trying to replicate it. This was meta's own ai chatbot that helped the hackers change the email. One of the accounts was the Barack Obama White House Account. Another was Sephora.

Link to the article

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm trying so hard to suspend disbelief on this fuck of a life but every day I suspect more and more that we are living in a cartoon

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride