SCREAMING EAGLES

HELLO I AM SOLDIER I AM USING VOICE CONTROL TO WRITE THIS SIRI TURN OFF NOW I SAID STOP WRITING IM DONE PLEASE STOP

[mrjanedoe1865]

Who is David and why are there 19 of him

GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY

[huddahuh]

✅sodier: brave, eats dirt much and often

❌spy : coward , refuses the dirt

[mrjanedoe1865]

solider, please steal a bonk from scout and drink it.... i have to know what it does to a person

MISSION STEAL-A-BONK-FROM-STUPID-BUTTHEAD-AND-DRINK-IT IS NOW A GO!!!!

FALL OUT, MEN!

[mrjanedoe1865]

Mission Update

Had a heart attack

[mrjanedoe1865]

solider, please steal a bonk from scout and drink it.... i have to know what it does to a person

MISSION STEAL-A-BONK-FROM-STUPID-BUTTHEAD-AND-DRINK-IT IS NOW A GO!!!!

FALL OUT, MEN!

[mrjanedoe1865]

David 19 is a HOAX a SCAM its not REAL BECAUSE AMERICANS DON'T COUGH

[mrjanedoe1865]

I WILL NOT WEAR A MASK! IT DOES NOT LOOK NICE WITH MY HELTMET! BLUE IS NOT MY COLOR!!!!

[ludwig-your-favorite-medic]

Soldier, with all the love in my heart I say this: Wear a fucking mask or your entrails will be extrails! :D

[mrjanedoe1865]

I WILL KILL CORNVIRUS BEFORE IT EVEN THINKS ABOUT TOUCHING ME! MASKS ONLY SHOW THE ENEMY YOUR FEAR AND SUBMISSION! I WILL LICK EVERY BANNISTER IN TOWN THEN PERSONALLY BREAK CORVIDS NECK!!

[mrjanedoe1865]

care for an egg in these trying times?

YES. I WANT DIPPY EGG WITH TOAST SOLDIERS.

[mrjanedoe1865]

you can get masks in any color! you can even get designs on them!

THAT'S PART OF THE TRAP MAGGOT!!! THEY USE COLORS TO DRAW YOUR PANSY MAGGOT EYES! THAT'S WHY I WEAR A HELMET, WHICH PROTECTS ME FROM THE REAL AMERICAN THREAT: PINK EYE.

[mrjanedoe1865]

David 19 is a HOAX a SCAM its not REAL BECAUSE AMERICANS DON'T COUGH

[mrjanedoe1865]

I WILL NOT WEAR A MASK! IT DOES NOT LOOK NICE WITH MY HELTMET! BLUE IS NOT MY COLOR!!!!

[mrjanedoe1865]

David 19 is a HOAX a SCAM its not REAL BECAUSE AMERICANS DON'T COUGH

[mrjanedoe1865]

Just Found Out About Chiken Noodle Soup

[mrjanedoe1865]

rest in piece Rick May, your exemplary battle skills will be missed

[mrjanedoe1865]

“HEL O”

— ME HELLO

[mrdellconagher]

You alright soldier? ( ]8/

[mrjanedoe1865]

YES I AM AMAZING AND AMERICAN AS USUAL. HUWAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!

[mrjanedoe1865]

HEL O

ME HELLO

[monsieur-spy]

How many me are out there Mon dieu

[mrjanedoe1865]

TO MANY

[mrjanedoe1865]

💪

[mrjanedoe1865]

I HAVE JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT HOME PHOBIA. SHOCKED.

[mrjanedoe1865]

THERES IS NO APPLE PIE ON BASE. THIS IS DISGUSTING AND UNAMERICAN AND OBVIOUSLY SOME KIND OF DISGUSTING BLU SCHEME AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT WHERE IS THE APPLE PIE.