Malchik Gay

☆Just a dog☆ アクセル☆ShiroFaye ☆ The quiet comprehending of the ending of it all

[vonkarn]

sniffing you with my snout to learn your home address

[slimemode]

the what will hatch

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[daftpatience]

trying out neopetsona moehog and have instead landed on the beautyful kau. (ft my wife who immediately picked aisha and stuck to it)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Remaining time: 5 days 23 hours

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[chromegnomes]

[pukicho]

you strike me as someone who could properly tile a roof if he tried and i respect that a lot

I firmly believe I could do anything no matter what

[pukicho]

I meant more like a skill or something

[krusty-28-28]

are you implying there is no skill to breast milk?

[pukicho]

I was really just hoping breast milk wouldn’t become a major part of this conversation.

[redstonedust]

unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I didn't read your email but I gave it a sniff

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[thatguyvitor]

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

[goodsniff]

CREATING BLUEY - Tales from the Art Director

Chapter 2 - We dive into the nuts and bolts of how Bluey is designed

FREE on Substack

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[nevercure]

Honey, put your glasses on

You've been washing the dishes with quilava again

[jaybler]

Live action remake

[tmos-time]

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

[geekandmisandry]

I literally have no context for this and it’s fucking me up.

[thelilskee]

I don’t know how but this post is funnier in night mode

[thelilskee]

[dilfosaur]

kiss me and i might drop dead

[rocketbirdie]

scared kid

[dietranch]

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