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I’m back!

What happened?? I blanked out from Veggie Con and was super busy getting the holiday decorations from the basement. I kinda…locked myself down there for a while. 😅

But I’m back and hanging in there! Ellen wants me to run to Stuf Mart for thanksgiving food. Anyone need anything?

#veggietales rp #veggietales

floralflesh

want to share literally the funniest joke in all of veggietales

whencartoonsruletheworld

Ellen here!

Lunty is very tired from Veggie Con. He also bought a lot of stuff that’s taking up half of our living room, but I won’t get into that yet. He’s asleep right now, so I’ll be here if you have any questions! 😘💛

mcflymemes

PROMPTS FOR LIES, DECEIT, AND SOME VILLAINY * assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

would i lie to you?

i've never lied, not even once.

that sounds like a you problem.

you believe me, don't you?

i always get what i want.

i've never led you astray.

you promised you'd let them go.

i'm not playing around any longer.

hand it over. i know you have it.

we can do this the easy way... or the hard way.

have i ever let you down before?

you can trust me.

you were lying the whole time.

you're the reason they're dead.

i've got no reason to lie.

you double-crossed me.

you spat on my kindness. now face my wrath.

that wasn't a very good lie.

i never should have believed you.

i thought you told me everything.

you lied to my face.

well. i lied. good luck with that.

why did you keep this from me?

you should have listened to me when you had the chance.

i honestly thought i could trust you.

the plan is working.

how dare you say that to me.

you know me. i would never lie about something like this.

please, you have to believe me!

i'm telling the truth, i swear!

i told you everything i know!

you gotta believe me!

you're a traitor.

you're just going to leave me here?

had you only listened to me... none of this would have happened.

that's all there was! i swear!

you turned me into this monster.

prove it to me.

what's behind your back?

tell me everything you know.

if you don't tell me the truth, i swear...

that's the last of it! i promise!

you're going to die down there.

ah, ah, ah... it's not that simple.

don't ever cross me again.

you could have just told me the truth.

look what your lie has done.

this is all your fault.

i gave you what you wanted! let me go!

you fell into my trap!

i gave you a chance, and you squandered it.

i blame you for everything.

look at what you've done.

you failed. accept it.

i shouldn't trust you. not after what you did.

you betrayed me.

i'll never look at you the same way.

you won't get away with this.

you're a horrible liar.

not so fast!

i don't believe a word of what you just said.

that's a lie and you know it.

give me what i want, or your friends are dead.

now i feel like a fool for trusting you.

now look what you've done.

over my dead body!

you didn't think it'd be that easy, now did you?

madame-blueberry

madame blue

junior

oscar the polish caterer

jimmy (pls specify that it’s for him!!)

charlie pincher

larry

miss achmetha

the banker

A

Mom Asparagus

I’m a bored gourd.

Got any questions for me? And uh…keep it on the DL, or that paparazzi guy will show up.

#veggietales rp #Veggietales

fadedpagesandworldstages

╰┈➤ STARTER PROMPTS : Muppets Haunted Mansion a set of starter prompts, all from the 2021 Halloween Special !

❝ it’s a supernatural delight. ❞ ❝ all the fancy Hollywood mansion parties have limos. ❞ ❝ what a great costume ! ❞ ❝ guess who wrote that ? ❞ ❝ when are you getting here, huh ? ❞ ❝ i’m so sorry, i can’t actually come to the party. ❞ ❝ tonight is the hundredth anniversary of their disappearance. ❞ ❝ y’know, we’re sure gonna miss you. ❞ ❝ [ name ] , i kinda feel bad that we’re not going to the party. ❞ ❝ for the last time, it’s not a party. it’s a halloween challenge. ❞ ❝ you sure about this ? ❞ ❝ oh, that won’t be necessary. i always drop folks off here, but i never seem to pick them up. ❞ ❝ woah, would you take a look at this place ! ❞ ❝ i bet they’ll hand us swag bags with great parting gifts. ❞ ❝ there’s somebody there. ❞ ❝ don’t wake them up ? wake who up ? ❞ ❝ i beg of you, on bended knee. ❞ ❝ they searched for a tune but could never carry it. ❞ ❝ we must beware the spirits' released. ❞ ❝ rest in peace. we all know you didn't do it. ❞ ❝ once they start, they never cease. ❞ ❝ as the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree, spooks arrive for the midnight spree. ❞

❝ i shall be your host this evening. your ghost host. ❞ ❝ well, hello there. who might you be ? ❞ ❝ within these walls are your fears and your frights. ❞ ❝ so, we just have to survive the night in this haunted mansion ? ❞ ❝ no flash pictures please. the spirits are terribly sensitive to bright lights. ❞ ❝ i know. i know all. ❞ ❝ i love these portraits. the figures look vaguely familiar. ❞ ❝ things here may look very similar to what you know, as the spirits respond to your sympathetic vibrations. ❞ ❝ which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out ! ❞ ❝ okay first of all, where did he go ? second of all, what is your problem ? ❞ ❝ i found the way out. ❞ ❝ secret door ? classic ! ❞ ❝ this is no silly halloween party. this is actually haunted ! ❞ ❝ the ghost is clear. like the coast is clear. ❞ ❝ ooh, cobwebs. ❞ ❝ i had so hoped we’d have a bigger cameo. ❞ ❝ i don’t know if you’ve noticed this, but this place is crazy. ❞

❝ serpents, spiders, tail of a rat. call in the spirits, wherever they’re at. ❞ ❝ wow, that is amazing ! how are you doing that ? ❞ ❝ would you turn it down ? i can’t hear myself think ! ❞ ❝ break time, break time ! ❞ ❝ hey, since you’re on a break, can you contact somebody from the great beyond ? ❞ ❝ ha ! i wish. ❞ ❝ the wifi in here’s lazy. it’s, like, a total dead zone. ❞ ❝ i — i think we should go. ❞ ❝ hey, uh, do you foresee a way out of here for us ? ❞ ❝ i don’t know ! you try rhyming with “ bat “ ! ❞ ❝ tips are encouraged. ❞ ❝ choo choo ! coming through ! ❞ ❝ i want to go home, i want to go home — ❞ ❝ i just adore the decor, don’t you ? ❞ ❝ some of my ghoul friends are having me for dinner. ❞ ❝ hm. that was unsafe. ❞ ❝ well, you finally got the party you wanted ! ❞ ❝ i said famous peoples, not scary peoples ! ❞ ❝ what happens if you don’t pay your exorcism bill ? you get repossessed ! ❞

❝ fiends, omens, and boogeymen, lend me your fears. ❞ ❝ welcome to the life hereafter. ❞ ❝ if you think it's too macabre, follow the floating candelabra. ❞ ❝ we'll never rest, we'll never cease, 'till you finally rest in peace. ❞ ❝ you're all alone, but don't be scared. ❞ ❝ oh, no. the only thing worse than being stuck in here with you is being stuck in here with them ! ❞ ❝ you're so great, none can compare. no one has your savoir faire. ❞ ❝ it's time to turn your whole life story into a memento mori. ❞ ❝ yes ! yes ! a thousand times, yes ! ❞ ❝ we’re here all week. and all year. and also through all eternity. ❞ ❝ i must say, [name], you don’t seem at all frightened. ❞ ❝ so, do you believe in love at first sight, or should i float by again ? ❞ ❝ of all the guests we’ve ever had, of all the doors within these halls, there is but one room no one has ever dared to enter. ❞ ❝ ooh, what’s that ? the shark room ? the lava pit ? the critics’ circle ? ❞ ❝ this shall illuminate your way. ❞

❝ did i scare you ? ❞ ❝ the key is to face your fears, no matter how terrifying. ❞ ❝ this is where i spend most of my time, amongst my memories. resting, scrapbooking, doing yoga . . . sharpening cutlery . . . ❞ ❝ i can’t hide my feelings for you any longer. ❞ ❝ we'll spend forever side by side. ❞ ❝ forever, my love, just you and me. ❞ ❝ don't hide your love and act so shy. ❞ ❝ how could i resist since you caught my eye ? ❞ ❝ what's the matter with you ? you can't say that ! this is a family show ! ❞ ❝ gee, nobody says goodbye here. they just ghost you . . . oh, i get it. ❞ ❝ i’m not afraid of the dark, you know. or echoes. ❞ ❝ wait a second, this is fun ! i thought this is supposed to be scary ! ❞

❝ sometimes facing yourself is the scariest thing in the world. ❞ ❝ i do look great in green. no wonder kermit is so popular. ❞ ❝ so, what are your fears ? ❞ ❝ i’ve done it all and lived to tell. ❞ ❝ sixth time’s the charm, they say. “they” being henry viii. ❞ ❝ that’s what i’m really afraid of. i’m afraid i’ll never see my friends again. ❞ ❝ you are free to go, as long as you leave before the sun rises. ❞ ❝ losing my friend is scarier than any room in this mansion. ❞ ❝ follow the light ! go ! ❞ ❝ what is happening here ? this was definitely not in the rehearsal. ❞ ❝ you are free to go. ❞ ❝ you did what no one else has done before, [ name ] . ❞ ❝ you performed the greatest feat a soul can ever achieve. you faced your fears. ❞ ❝ i’ve made peace with my fate. this is my home. these are my friends, now. ❞ ❝ it was terrifying. i loved it. ❞ ❝ i am never partying with you again. ❞

bob-and-larry

alright fellas, let's talk about...your favourite VeggieTales decade-focused soundtrack

Bob & Larry Sing the 70s

Bob & Larry Sing the 80s

Voting ended onOct 15, 2023

please go as crazy as you want in the replies, reblogs, or tags about the albums or specific songs because I'm honestly curious - Peach

Song listing for the 70s album Song listing for the 80s album