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Gimme five, on the black hand side. 25 She

[cosmicallium-deactivated2025031]

a guy will be like “i know a place” before taking you to a pocket dimension of hell and revealing to you that he’s actually the daedric prince of debauchery 

[lookmoreplants9]

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[my-dailydreams]

[castlebride]

im not meant for a 9 to 5 im meant to stay home and have a large strong man with a big cock force his cum into me until he makes me have his baby

[naropinosa]

[naturalsoftbeauty]

[stsebastiens]

finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth

[iamfetish66666]

[sheslikethat]

[sevsnapes]

Snape:

Me:

[severusish]

severus snape is the baddest bitch in the books and the films. you agree. reblog.

[slytheryoufool]

Snape: Come here... Harry Harry, sitting down: Yeah? What's this about? Are we eating dinner early? Snape: No. You wish. Anyways, back to my planned topic of the evening. There will come a time in your life where you will meet a lovely witch- or wizard and- Harry: When will you give up on trying to teach me? I Know! Snape: *scoffs* Well don't come running to me when you contract wizarding gonorrhea. Harry: What's the difference between wizarding and regular gonorrhea? Snape: Exactly why you need to sit the fuck down and listen.

[zealouspickleeggdragon]

*Snape coming back from a Death Eater meeting while injured to report to Dumbledore*

Dumbledore: *Spouting his usual nonsense*

Snape [on the verge of passing out]: Albus, I am going to need to ask you for a favor.

*Dumbledore ceases his chaotic rambling*

Dumbledore (Seriously): Anything.

Snape [puts a bloody finger up]: I’m going to need you to shut the fuck up.

[sevsnapes]

Anyone who talks to me for longer than five minutes:

[subconscious-thoughts]

You don't have to behave angrily to convince people that you are.

[chaosophia218]

Illustrations by Tanadori Yokoo, 1975.

[fullmetalfisting]

man ive been watching videos of sheep getting shorn all night. makes me wanna be a sheep, getting man handled by a farmer who loves me, emerging from my cocoon of wool a totally new being. prancing around the barnyard so free, no longer weighed down by winter. i have clinical depression 

[antique-scarecrow]

it’s posta like these that so encapsulate the spirit of tumblr while making it impossible to explain tumblr to my mom