MRS BUTTSACK'S INTRIGUED GLANCE

THERE IS A SQUID LARGER THAN THE COLOSSAL SQUID

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Stock Photo Montage: "Happy Black Woman Shopping"

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the plane I delayed at takeoff has your face frantic printed on the wings

and when it crashes into the atlantic, will I eat the paint off before it sinks?

should I masterbate one last time, or would that make me drown faster?

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TV 3x3

Title: "My Favorite TV Shows"

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Here are the cookies we decorated over Christmas. Also eggnog and scotch.

Shout out to Blue Coconut Hen and Chocolate Tree - you were delicious. 

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Man I wish these were real.

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I am so scared of the deep water.

[mindywhitexo]

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jheridoesntevengohere:

Candy is here.

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

I am so glad that you asked me, because I was just thinking about it. My favorite inanimate object is the pineapple. My head is covered in eyes, just like a pineapple. I can see in all the directions at once, and also I like pineapple on my pizza.

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I can't even pretend that you are my friend.

What has happened to you and I?

And don't say that I have changed.

Because man of course I have.

[crackships]

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(via crackships)

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Captura de Palomas

0:29 Seconds

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This is my butt.

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IF U R AGAINST ANIMAL MARRIAGE STOP FOLLOWING ME RIGHT NOW

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