Out and About Ft: @kenpachisbrat @bleach-your-panties
A/N: When they get lost from their husbands and decide to go out drinking.
TW: drinking, suggestive language and themes (please excuse the non edits 💀
The gigai’s were ready to be used for a little funny day with the three couples who resided in the seireitei. “Stop looking so grouchy it wouldn’t kill you to spend some time together like this.” Reye looked at her husband.
“We could have spent time together back at home but we had to come here,” he grumbled.
“Oh come on Kenpachi it’s not that bad besides trying something new.” Shunsui smiled.
“We plan accordingly to make sure we get to do all the things on the list of things.” A small notebook in Izuru’s hand looking at some of the events happening today.
“Babe lets just go with the flow and not to a schedule lets be real that shit don’t work.” Yasue looked at her own husband, closing the little notebook.
“It doesn’t it sucks the fun out.” Valerie looked around the vicinity they were in to see where would be a good place to go first.
As the couple began walking around it was pretty packed today in the little town. It was pretty easy for the girls to maneuver around but the men were a bit hard. Through the crowds they realized they were separated from the men. “1,2,3” Reye counted the three of them “well shit.” I don’t see them in the crowd.” Standing on her tippy toes.
“Should we go look for them?” Valerie scratched her head.
“Do you wanna go back in the crowd?!? Not me, that's dangerous as it is.” Yasue placed her hands on her hips.
“Hmmmm I mean we can go to the bar across and we can keep an eye out.”
It didn’t take long for them to all agree to go into the bar.
Meanwhile the men ended up in the other part of town. “Where the hell did they go?!?” Izuru looking up and down the streets. “See this is why we plan!”
“Planning doesn’t work. They either are looking for us or going to go bullshit around.” Kenpachi in an annoyed tone. Grumbling at the annoyance of all the people around. “Why the fuck are there so many people today anyways?!”
“Beats me.” Shunsui sighed “let’s just see if we can find them” . They all looked at their phones and there was no reception. “What’s the good of these things if we can’t use them?”
The three women order their drinks, doing small cheers. “Where do you think they are?” Valerie asks to take a drink.
“Either one of two things.. one at a bar or two trying to look for us.” Reye leaned back against the seat.
“Izuru losing his shits in the process.” Yasue thinks about her husband's reaction at this moment. “Well at least we can unwind a bit. It’s been a moment since we had this type is ‘girls day'’”
“She is right. Fuck it let’s enjoy!!” Reye said, lifting her drink up.
Clinking their glasses once more the girls began drinking more. They were full of life and reminiscing on stories in the gotei 13.
“No he didn’t really?!” Reye and Yasue looked at Valerie who was nodding.
“He did and in that moment I guess you can say was when I knew he loved me. I wouldn’t give it up until that day. Then the daily dose from then on.”
“Now it makes sense that . Who would have guessed that prick Tokinada had a child” Yasue looked at Valerie.
“Then that's when the romance heated up. Well when thinking about it you were more reserved in the beginning then it seemed you guys couldn’t stop touching.”
“Still can’t stop touching.” Valerie proudly smiled. “As guilty as I am about it, you two little birds ain't so innocent.”
“I know I ain’t no saint.” Reye chuckled.
“Is that whole #4 this week so far?” Yasue chuckled
“To be exact 6 on each day of the week.”
“Your back ain’t out of commission I’m surprised.” Valerie jokes.
“We learned a few things to avoid but the holes still remain.” Reye smirked “about that cake you had yesterday, Yasue.” she was referring ‘cake’
“My cake was yummy. Every single bit of it.” raising her brow up your lips pulling a grip.
“Which was your favorite part?” Valerie looked at her smirking.
“The frosting.” Yasue pronounced the frosting specifically to what it was related to.
“THE FROSTING!” Both Reye and Valerie hacked laughing.
Some of the people looked at the three girls laughing loudly at the comment frosting. As the girl continued their way through the town they hopped from bar to bar.
Searching high and low for the three women. Izuru seemed more determined to find them; his blue bell was in a city thinking of a scene in his mind of a damsel in distress. In reality Captain Ikeda was having the time of her life. Going into the bar “Just sit down, have a drink then we can look for them again.” Shunsui patted Izuru’s back.
“But Taichou-.” Izuru was cut off by Kenpachi
“Just sit down, we haven't found them in 3 hours, they are most likely bullshiting around at this point.” Kenpachi spoke.
Reluctant, he took a seat and some of them ordered a drink. “Atta boy Kira. We will find them eventually and they won't get into that much trouble.”
Kenpachi and Izuru looked at the scruffy taichou. “Are we talking about the same girls?” Izuru spoke
“The same THREE women that don’t know their personal alcohol limit.? One of them with the precise aim of throwing her shoe at someone and nailing them for a knockout.” Kenpachi said.
“The other one who has no filter when she is speaking and challenges anyone.” Izuru spoke
“Have you not forgotten who YOU married?” Kenpachi.
Shunsui stood silent taking a drink before he responded “The woman who hated my guts from the moment she set foot in squad 8 was ironically the same woman I put a ring on.”
“Sure you make it all nice sounding right now but not in the beginning.” Izuru sighed.
“Well as I see it people are put in our paths some stay and some go I think about as a cherry blossom tree. Sure many people can come into your life just like a cherry blossom tree has many flowers produced and when it's time for them to call off so do connections… There are other people who are branches that will be your support and will last a long time. They are a part of you and the strong hold they strong your guys' connections are. Fragile in the beginning then over time becomes stronger. I’ve been with many cherry blossoms and they always come and go but with her she stood and she was my branch.”
Kira gave a slight pout look at the touching sentiment. Kenpachi did understand what he was trying to say but he didn’t want to be that mushy. The simple fact is his own wife was a pain but he loved every minute of it how she could handle herself and wasn’t afraid of him she challenged the man every moment she got. Kira on the other hand he was a bit insecure about dating a Captain at first but he came to realize over time passing it didn’t matter the status of who was what as long as he knew they were both happy it was good enough for him.
The sudden shriek coming from outside the three men heard the distinct voice seeing the three women passing by laughing hard there slumping walk. “Well now fellas told ya we would find them.” Shunsui smiled, chugging the rest of his drink.
“Ahhh shit we need to catch them before something happens.” Kenpachi made the chair screech as he got up. He was the first one out. “Oi Reye!”
All three of them pause. They were all thinking the same thing, ‘shit they found us.’
“What do we do?!?!” Valerie said in a loud whisper to them.
“Just act normal… if all plans fail we run in different directions.” Reye.
“Fuck it I’m down.” Yasue responded.
“You all are not good whisperers. Run Reye I dare ya.” Kenpachi smirked
“In our defense we did try to look for y'all.” Yasue responded, “We just ended up getting a drink.”
“And another.” Valerie responded
“And another,” Reye added, “and now we are here.”
“Hi zaddy.” Valerie spoke in a cute tone looking over a Shunsui.
“Mi Querida aww” Shunsui chuckled, walking towards her his hands running through her hair, “ you are going to have the biggest hangover tomorrow.”
Kenpachi and Izuru till Kenpachi spoke “da fuck she call you?”
“Supreme of all daddies. Zaddy” Valerie smiled, wrapping her arms around his waist her cheeks were pink hinting she was turnt
Kenpachi was trying to process the drunken wife of Shunsui “ it doesn’t make sense. Woman, don't you think about calling me that”
Reye rolled her eyes. “Okay Zaddy.”
Kenpachi gave her the side eyes ‘she is testing me....’ he said to himself.
“That looks like hole number 7 in the works.” Yasue laughed. “Hey Izuru you wouldn’t mind me calling you zaddy right?”
Izuru blushing hard “Blue bell lets not do this in public”
“Why not zaddy?” Yasue chuckled.
“Now look at what you started.” Shunsui chuckled, pressing a kiss on her forehead.
“Should we get going then? It's kinda late?” Kira looked at his watch.
“NO!” the three women exclaimed.
“The night is still young and if you wanna get lucky tonight we will stay out longer.” Yasue chuckled.
“We might leave soon, you know how she can get like this.” Shunsui looked down at his wife holding onto her hands as she tried to free them and unbutton his shirt “Honey not yet.”
“Yeah I think me and Reye are gonna have a little chat right now back at home on what we would do if we split up and not go drinking.”
“Joy kills.” Reye crossed her arms. Kenpachi easily picked her up, throwing her over his shoulder “ Put me down!”
“Make me.” Kepachi walked away with her.
“Fine fine let's go then.” Yasue linking her arm around Izuru dragging him off in the same direction.
“I can honestly say we made it just in time before we caught them riding any statues.” Shunsui chuckled.
“Or them laughing so hard they were falling around.” Izuru responded
“Or join in a bar fight. Well I joined in that too,” Kenpachi chuckled.
