Mrs Ozempic

Sophisticated Siberian socialite living in Chelsea Collecting designer bags, dodging taxes, gossiping over lattes

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Omg, best safari ever!!!!! 🐊💥 Shot a crocodile myself—one clean hit—and now it’s being turned into THE hottest new bag 💋

I mean, why buy a Kelly when you can make your own, right? Can't wait to show off my exlusive croc...

Don’t worry, PETA, it’s fashion, not feelings 😘

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Men wearing Van Cleef bracelets: the hanky code reincarnated, but make it luxury. Left wrist for yachts, right wrist for... you know

Okay, real talk... are men wearing Van Cleef clover bracelets the new modern version of the gay hanky code? 🧐

Because every time I see one of those clover bracelets on a guy, I’m like... Is this a sign? Are we low-key sending signals now? Let’s not pretend we don’t see the vibes

No, but like actually? You know how with the gay hanky code, the color and which hand you wore it on had a whole secret meaning? Is the Van Cleef clover bracelet basically the rich guy version of that? Left wrist means he's into yachts, right wrist means he’s into.. other things? I need to talk to a gay person... but like, from a distance

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Okay, so this song... iconic. I was in St Tropez, right? On my 3rd husband’s yacht—he was, like, doing lines off the deck and flirting with some influencer chick. But I didn’t care because the DJ was playing this song. I started dancing so hard I tripped over my Louboutins, fell into the water, and my extensions got tangled in the yacht’s anchor. They had to fish me out, but honestly, it was a vibe—probably the best night of that whole marriage. Every time I hear it, I feel like drowning in luxury again 💋