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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

guyalice

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

froginakettle

hotcocoachia

I fucking love him

jaynavajasso

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it

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Lmao the third episode

Hup the Deet Guardian 🍃

literaryhistories

*softly and with a lot of feeling* koji kurac

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Waffle House Confidence

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Strawberry sofa.

mossworm

minkstooth

My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is. This knowledge is a great burden.

moon-pepper

An important detail that I feel shouldn’t be ignored: Garfield would only be the name of a warrior, elder, or medicine cat. Other ranks/ages have assigned suffixes, meaning Garfield would also, at some point, hold the names:

Garkit,

Garpaw,

and, if fortune favors the cat in question,

Garstar

cosmog

Garfield, the brother of Mountaindew and Smokeweed

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers

#we did it. we’ve found the mcelboys fursonas

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I have prepared my most powerful macro. No one can stop me and my raw, unquenchable power. (Via)

(HumanHarvestingRobot)

shareecherie

I didn’t figure out my passion or what may bring me the most joy until well into age 27. Looking back on the stress of 18-26, it would have made no sense for me to settle into anything else and I wouldn’t have been ready to settle into what I love back then either. Some of us “bloom” later. Have compassion and patience with yourself, but be proactive.