the sluttiest thing a man can do is be eddie munson shredding metallica’s master of puppets on guitar
(bonus points if he wears bulky rings and plays it in the upside down)
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the sluttiest thing a man can do is be eddie munson shredding metallica’s master of puppets on guitar
(bonus points if he wears bulky rings and plays it in the upside down)
take care |modern!eddie x reader|
prompt: after a long day at work, you just wanted to relax. eddie makes sure you can.
contains: our fav modern!eddie and his lil mean girl. language, mentions of weed, oral fem receiving, p in v sex, aftercare and fluff, minors dni 18+
That Look ™
He’s just so dreamy
eddie munson never died he tucked his arms and legs into his belly curled into a ball and he just rolled away
Max calling modern!Eddie a simp for reader and he’s tried to deny it but he knows he totally it. Max loves reader btw thinks she’s hilarious but she also loves to pick at Eddie
certified lover boy |modern!eddie x reader|
prompt: max tells eddie he's a simp for you, and maybe he is. no, he most definitely is.
contains: language, mentions of drugs, modern!eddie and reader, mentions to mature themes 18+
I also did this last year and never posted it!
Hi! I haven't posted anything on here in awhile, so I thought I would share a couple pieces that @batcadillac did for you me awhile ago!
He had this headcanon that mine and Eddie's song is Mary On A Cross so he came up with this!
EDDIE MUNSON PER EPISODE S04E01 | Chapter One: The Hellfire Club
insp
Not a day goes by where I don't fucking miss him make it stoppppp
hiii! so i literally luv luv luv ur fics and i am so obsessed with like performer!reader so um i wanted to ask the best person ever to make a performer!reader x eddie munson? if you could base it off of diet mountain dew - lana del rey it'd be 100x better!!! thank you so so much❤️
author’s note: not age regression!!!! not proofread read until tomorrow.
“just as soft as i remember,” the warmth of his breath had you squirming in his hold.
you mentally kick yourself for letting it get this far, but here you were sitting on his lap while he kissed your jaw. his scent was intoxicating and you hate how much it effects you. you had swore to yourself to not fall under the spell of eddie munson ever again — but then again you and god don’t have the best relationship.
you’re no good for me baby you’re no good for me
*beep beep beep*
— march 1986
if anyone told you that your first day of school was going to be the day you probably met the love of your life, you would laugh.
unfortunately for you, relationships were known to fail in your family, so when your parents divorced it wasn’t a surprise to anyone. your mother’s idea of a fresh start was to take you out of school and drag you across the country. any normal person would go to a big city — new york, los angeles, or maybe even austin. no, your mother found a small town just outside indianapolis.
hawkins was definitely a step down from california but for your mother’s sake you adapted. you were a bit on edge of attending school in the middle of the semester in a town this small. scenarios of the queen bee bullying you flooded your mind.
except, they weren’t no queen. only a meat head trying to prove he runs that school. as a any jock would do, jason tried to bring you into his circle.
saying something about it’s the only way to survive hawkins high. the only thing you had in mind was graduating until you saw him by your locker.
the mystery boy was head banging to whatever song is was singing to himself. he stood 5’10 but his boots added some height. he had the most beautiful black curly hair. he was wearing a black leather jacket with what you assumed was a battle vest. metal head.
chains and rings were his obvious go to when it came to accessorizing. when he turned to meet your gaze, his browns eyes hypnotized you. since his back was towards the exit, the afternoon sun made him glow like an angel.
“uh, sweetheart? you’re getting lost that pretty head of yours,” eddie gently grabbed your arm with a knowing smirk.
“yeah, yeah sorry. i guess i was trying to figure out why you were standing by my locker.”
“well, i wanted to see if the rumor of the new girl was true.”
there was already a rumor about you? you’d only spoken to your teachers, jason, and the sweet lunch lady who gave you an extra fruit cup. i guess this is what happens in small towns…
eddie sensed your nervousness, “it’s nothing like you’re an alien or anythin’. i just overheard carver saying how hotter you are than chrissy and he’s going to do anything to get your attention.”
he chuckled when he saw you roll your eyes, “i’m guessing he’s tried already, huh? my condolences.” eddie gave you a look of pity with his hands to his heart.
that night was best night you’ve had since the divorce of your parents. the two of you sat in the booth talking for hours that the waitress had to kick you out because they were going to close. you can’t remember the last time you laughed that hard.
eddie walked you to the door and stood with his hands in his pockets while rocking on his feet. the two of you stayed silent for what felt like eternity. he stood so close you could felt his warm breath. with no hesitation, eddie cupped your jaw gently as if you were fine china.
his eyes studied your face for any reaction. when there was none he finally asked, “can i kiss you, princess?”
eddie got his answer when your lips finally collided with his. although they were a bit chapped from the cool spring air, they were still so soft. just as you were about to deepen the kiss, eddie pulled away with a look of regret.
“eddie what-,” he managed to run away before you could even ask. insecurity crept inside and you began to wonder if maybe the kiss was that bad he couldn’t even look you in the eye anymore. you decided to just go inside and wallow away in the shower before bed.
the weekend came and you had yet spoken to eddie, so come monday you dreaded getting out of bed. maybe you wouldn’t see him today since he did mention he loath for school.
just when you think the universe might be on your side, you’re proved wrong once again because there was eddie with a beautiful red head. she was leaning against his van while holding onto the zipper of his leather jacket. his hands were on her waist — just under his shirt to rub his thumb against her skin.
it was obvious they were familiar with each other, so it made sense for eddie’s sudden change of mood friday. there was someone else before you.
you mustered up all your courage and walked to the entrance of the school. the old you would never say anything and just let it burn in the back of your brain, but it was as if a switch went off.
“hi eddie! i had fun friday night,” you walked away before he could react but you did hear her try to grill him for answers on who you were and what happened friday.
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crap, crap, crap!
the idea of eating lunch in your car sounded amazing until you realized you didn’t hear the bell ring to go to class. as you sped walked to your class someone wrapped their arms around to pull you into what was a very dark closet.
you knew who it was because you felt his hair tickling your cheek and the smell of cigarettes he probably smoked during lunch. his warm pressed against your back and it took everything in you to not melt into him.
“did you really think i would forget that stunt you pulled this morning?”
thank god it was dark so he wouldn’t see the proud smirk you had.
“what stunt? all i said was how much fun i had with you, eddie buns,” you said condescendingly.
he chuckled, “ha, ha. you think you’re really cute, huh?” eddie’s lips were lingering against yours —lightly touching yours.
fuck it
you pulled the collar of his shirt and clashed your lips with his. after the initial shock passed, eddie pulled your body closer. the kiss was passionate and needy. your hands went into his hair and pulled his beautiful curls.
you’re no good for me but baby, i want you, i want you
this is how it went for you and eddie. the secret meet ups, stolen glances from across the cafeteria, and the harboring feelings you had.
it didn’t take you long to fall in love with eddie munson. it soon made sense to you how he was able to woo every girl he came in contact with. the way he listens to you intently while you babble about whatever nonsense.
graduation came and you were to be leaving to new york city soon. your plan was to go to school and make something out of yourself, but you decided to bite the bullet and chance your dreams.
“honey, do you think this is a really good idea? i mean i hate to be the bearer of bad news but eddie doesn’t seem like a person to ‘settle down’.”
before you left hawkins you wanted to tell eddie how you felt. yes, what robin was saying wasn’t the first time someone told you this. yes, he still kept you a secret while flaunting the red head.
do you think we’ll be in love forever? do you think we’ll be in love?
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“please just say something, eddie! please tell me to stay if what i’m feeling isn’t just in my head.”
silence consumed the boy who stood in front of you. his face was hard to read but you could see the wheels turning in his head. the voice in his head was screaming at him to admit the love he had for you.
god, it scared him to be in love with you. thoughts of him not being enough for you always ran through his head. trailer trash is what he thought of himself.
eddie wal ked towards you and wiped the tears off your cheek. he gently kissed you and walked away letting you go. he never turned back.
— august 1990
diet mountain dew, baby, new york city
the bar was filled with all kinds of people waiting for the next performance. every month, angel’s bar would host a night for aspiring artists to get themselves some recognition. if they were good enough, sometimes a record label would pick them up that night. you had been working for months to get signed. all those long nights of writing were for this.
to calm your nerves, you ordered a vodka cran. it would not have been your first choice but you weren’t going to go on stage tipsy.
what felt like forever, the current band finally finished their performance making it your turn. as you walked to the stage you swear you saw someone who looked like eddie but it’s new york so maybe you’re just seeing his twin.
you don’t know if it was your nerves or the fact the that you thought you saw eddie but your whole body was shaking. the people in the bar could honestly care less who was on stage. everyone was in their own world distracted by their current conversations.
what are you doing here, y/n?
insecurity consumed you. if you can’t capture the crowd’s attention, how can you do this as a career? that was until you lock eyes with him.
there eddie was in his full glory. he looked the same since you last saw him just older of course. he definitely did look like he worked out from how big his arms are now. he did have a bit of a beard going on.
he only nodded then the music started.
let’s take jesus off the dash board got enough on his mind we both know just what we’re here for saved too many times
you didn’t want to admit it but staring into eddie’s eyes helped ease the anxiety. there wasn’t anyone else in the small building but you too. of course your life would be some cheesy rom com except yours doesn’t have a happy ending.
the same red head from high school rolled her eyes at the scene in front of her and grabbed eddie’s face to clash her lips on his.
maybe i like this roller coaster maybe it keeps me high maybe the speed, it brings me closer i could sparkle up your eye
the song came to an end and the people praised you for how amazing your voice is. a group of group came up to you and asked if you have more songs they can listen to. they went on and on how they related so much to the song.
two men who obviously were too dressed for this bar gave you their card and to meet them next morning.
you were on cloud nine when you walked outside the bar to get air.
“nice song. i wonder who it was about,” you should’ve known he was here when you smelled the familiar cologne.
“i see you’re still with what’s her name. guess she really does have a tight leash on you.”
eddie winced, “ouch. i deserve that and for your information, she doesn’t own me. she just never made my life complicated.”
complicated?
you scoffed, “so… what? when i was around everything was so hard for you? all those days and nights spent together was what? complicated?”
you were met with silence, so you continue, “you might be able to bullshit your way with her but i know you, eddie. you’re just a coward to admit you’re in love and yes! the song is about you. the only good thing to come out from whatever this was.”
eddie knew you were right. even wayne grilled him for being just like his father — always chasing away good things. he wanted to fight for you but nothing came out of his mouth.
he scoffed, “yeah, we wouldn’t have lasted a month with you suffocating me,” he stomped on his cigarette and went back inside.
you watched eddie wrap himself around her. he used to do that when you were making breakfast after staying over.
i guess not everyone gets their prince charming.
Do you think Eddie has guilty pleasures? Like stuff he knows is so very not "metal" but he can't help it? Like movies or music or anything lol?
oh most definitely
the man would get caught listening to Blondie or Madonna, Steve and Robin walking in his room to see him swaying his hips and dancing in the most non metal way possible. I think with everything else he’d try to uphold his metal head persona, but in secret would listen to mainstream music, and love it.
Do you copy? ~ part 2
Part 2 is finally here, sorry took me so long!
18+ minors do not read!
Warnings ~ swearing, smoking and smut
That’s why we play!
EDDIE MUNSON WEEK Day 1: Moments ⇢ THE CULT OF VECNA CAMPAIGN
My name is Lady Applejack. And I’m a chaotic good half-elf rogue, level 14. I will sneak behind any monster you throw my way and stab them in the back with my poison-soaked kukri. And I’ll smile as I watch them die a slow, agonizing death. So, we gonna do this, or we gonna keep chitchatting like this is your mommy’s book club? Welcome to Hellfire.
EDDIE MUNSON WEEK Day 3: Song lyrics ⇢ IRON MAN by BLACK SABBATH
Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? We’ll just pass him there Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel In the great magnetic field When he traveled time For the future of mankind
Now the time is here For Iron Man to spread fear Vengeance from the grave Kills the people he once saved