*me seeing post about Takayama n' Omori* I see you're a person of culture as well. Could I request smth for toll bean Takayama? I mean, who wouldn't want a head lock from them thicc boi.
Every time is see this ask in my inbox I see the word headlock and thicc in the same sentence and I lose my fucking mind.
Hopefully this is something y’all like and it didn’t become too self indulgent.
Takayama's First Date (Takayama Minoru x GN! Reader)
JANI POSTING WITHIN LESS THAN A WEEK???? i have been feeling WAY too inspired because of my friends and the ohma yume art they draw for me T.T this special fic is a birthday present for a VERY special friend of mine <3 i love you so, so much oro!
This just beat my Shen post's word count LMAO taky is a surprisingly great muse! Again, I mostly focused on Takayama and his thoughts. If I glaze "you" a lot here, i'm glazing you, dear, and oro <3
This is a self-indulgent fic written with my friend in mind! I still feel rusty ngl, writing full-length fics/one-shots like this. Please be patient with me~
Warnings, if any: fluff with Takayama, sfw
Takayama's idea for a first date is...unique. But he's determined to make it—the date and your relationship—work.
wc: 2,627 words
"Your idea of a first date is…fishing?"
Omori holds his chopsticks in place, the noodles they held slowly dropping back into the cup. Now, he knew his fellow Fangs were inexperienced, but even Kanoh did better for his own first date via a motorcycle ride. He can't believe that even here, Takayama's gonna get completely outdone by Kanoh.
"You're hopeless." Omori shakes his head as he stirs his noodles around. He's definitely the only normal one here. After all, his go-to first date spots are ramen joints.
Takayama could feel his nerves popping out of his forehead and its sides.
"Will you give me a minute to explain?!" Takayama grits his teeth, fists shaking as he stared daggers into Omori drinking the leftover soup of his cup noodles. He takes this opportunity to talk over Omori's slurps.
"The place I plan on goin' to…it's peak oyster season there." Takayama fishes out a brochure from his back pocket and unfurls it, showing the Sentan oysters of Hiroshima Bay. He points to the edible pearls of its oysters.
"These are prestigious, high-quality pearls. Not the bead or jewel kind, but the rare and delicious kind—" He looks up from the brochure and stops his explanation mid-sentence, seeing Omori's narrowed eyes and knitted eyebrows, lips pursed together as if stopping himself from saying anything offensive. He gives him the same stare.
"That is not a date activity, Takayama. And Hiroshima Bay, really?" Cup noodle still in hand, Omori uses his other hand to pinch his nose bridge, letting out a sigh that dragged on for longer than Takayama would like.
"I plan on paying for everything, jackass!" In his rage, Takayama crumples the brochure he's holding, fist itching at the chance to throw a punch near the other Fang.
"Whatever." Omori puts the used chopsticks in the now-empty cup.
"Refer them to me if they say no to a second date."
It took everything Takayama had to not yell even more at him, but alas, he does have a point. Usually, one would ask, what kind of first date activity is fishing? However, you both started off as friends, meeting by chance and hitting it off well. He liked that you were never intimidated by him in his mask and his big, towering stature. He never counted your initial chats and strolls as dates. Dates were supposed to be romantic, right? He didn't have romantic intent then, but seeing how you listened to him about his hobby that he usually did alone, something he never talked about, much less at great length, with anyone, it just…clicked inside him.
He likes you.
He's talked enough of your ears off about fishing, so maybe now's the best time to show you why he likes it, how good he actually is, and to give you an unforgettable experience…and a gift borne from his hobby.
There are no gemstone-quality Akoya pearls in the oysters of Hiroshima Bay, that much he knows. Takayama stares at the contingency plan he has in the middle of his palm, a small pearl, from the first and only Akoya oyster he's ever fished up from his previous fishing trip in Mie. He asked to have it cultured, and after the year-long procedure, came back and was surprised to find it produced two silver-blue pearls, the most highly sought-after variant. What was once historically discarded as imperfections have become something collectors seek and treasure the most. To have two rare occurrences happen was crazy, to say the least.
Selling them would provide him no joy. Sayaka has all the jewelry she could ever want. Metsudo and the young master Retsudo would have no use for such things. Keeping the pearls for himself as a memento was the only ideal thing to do, until he realized just how much he enjoyed being with you. How he felt at ease with you. Around you, he wasn't Metsudo's bodyguard. He wasn't the Seventh Fang. Around you, he was someone you shared both meaningful and mundane conversations with. Around you, he was a friend. Around you, he was just Takayama Minoru.
Around you…
You.
Fuck!
Takayama's eyebrows knit together, the crease between them growing deeper, and he closes his eyes shut, seeing stars in the darkness. His breath seems hotter than usual underneath his mask, or maybe his senses are heightened and this was just the usual. He really did try convincing himself what he felt for you was platonic, but during his days off, he always found himself imagining what to talk about with you next, or what sort of things you'll tell him, may it be something from work or something from your daily commute.
You filled his brain with things to look forward to after his own busy, never-ending workload.
He can't fathom how he fell so deeply and only now just realized it. Well, it was Kanoh who told him what he may be feeling is "something special", and it was Omori who pushed him to finally ask you out on a date. He keeps getting bested—he knows they think he doesn't know, but he's well-aware. And he was so preachy and over-the-top with instructing Kanoh on first dates. To think he would turn the tables around on him this drastically alongside Omori. The only payback he can think of is pulling off a fishing date as a first date, but he opts to set his competitiveness aside and do his best to make sure you'll be comfortable and have a great time.
Fishing.
In Hiroshima Bay.
With him.
Alone.
With just the sea and birds as your music.
Maybe he really did set himself up.
~ 🐟 ~
"Takayama-san, can you hold the phone instead?" You give up trying to angle your cellphone as the front camera couldn't completely capture Takayama no matter how far you stretch either of your arms. He looks at the phone in your hands, furrowing his brow and staring intently at the device. Once you see the puzzled look on his face, you're quick to chuckle, flashing him a grin. "It's okay! Just click the white button at the center."
Takayama's eyes widen for a split second before he shakes his head to snap himself out of his trance. "O-of course."
You smile to yourself, thinking of a way to tease him. He wasn't always the most tech-savvy, so maybe you can confuse him a bit.
"Or you can just hold it and I can hold my hand up. It can take the picture for us automatically with a timer."
Timer? Hold your hand up? Phones can detect such a thing and act on its own accord? Takayama is lucky he has his mask on, otherwise, you would see his mouth agape. He positions the phone in a way that the both of you could be sufficiently in frame, though, with you at this far angle, you look tiny and you have to look up. Without hesitation, you move closer to Takayama, your head near his chest. "Our first date and fishing trip. Cheese!"
Takayama freezes and his head whips down to look at you at the speed of light, eyes widened. You hold your hand up and once the camera detects the motion, you smile and pose with two peace signs near your cheeks.
Your first date's picture has Takayama's gaze fixed onto you, frozen in shock, while you posed cutely.
~ 🐟🐟~
Takayama feels more conscious than ever about how he presents himself. Is he standing up straight? Okay, he's not hunched over. Is he holding the fishing rod too tight? Okay, he's not gripping it so much so that it's shaking. Maybe he's overthinking things and he needs to calm down, but with you being there right next to him, holding the fishing rod he picked out specifically with you in mind, he can't help but be nervous. Things seem to be going well. You've been enthusiastic with him this entire time, oh, but maybe it's just because you feel bad for him? Perhaps you only agreed to this out of basic courtesy (since he did pay for everything).
He frowns, thinking that you're only hanging out and conversing with him all this time because you feel bad for him. You've always been so nice and considerate to others, blending in easily with any group, always knowing what to say, making sure you accommodate everyone, so maybe you're treating him "just like the others". Maybe you don't feel the same way.
Maybe he only fell for you because you were nice to him? But, no! That doesn't seem right.
Takayama's gaze shifts to your busy state, eyes concentrated on the bobbing tackle, not knowing you want to impress him by landing even just one catch.
He's reminded of your tenacity and hardworking nature. How someone can be so kind, loving, friendly, considerate, yet resilient and able to stand their ground, he just doesn't know. He likes how you're always so enthusiastic in sharing your stories with him, encouraging him to do the same. He wasn't sure at first, but with your coaxing, eventually you both talked each other's ears off, each hangout ending with knowing more about the other and yet, still wanting to talk and learn even more. Takayama isn't the type to want flings or anything casual. Maybe he really is too serious, but he truly does see a future with someone like you. At this age, he doesn't have the time and headspace for anything that's not serious. With everything he's gone through in life, being orphaned and being adopted into a life of endless training, perhaps he has the right to think he loves someone on the first date…given that you've spent a lot of time with him already as good friends.
Without thinking, Takayama blurts out his name.
"Huh?" You take your eyes off your bob and look up at Takayama.
"M-my name," He stammers, clearing his throat before continuing, "Please call me by my first name."
You blink a few times, only the sound of the sea's waves filling the air. If not for that and the rocking of the fishing boat, it would feel as if time had stopped, with Takayama waiting for your response while he's also processing what he said, and you being caught off-guard by his sudden request.
He thinks he fucked up.
Before he could open his mouth under his mask, as if on perfect cue, you give him a smile and nod.
"Okay, Minoru."
When was the last time Takayama was called by his first name? Could it really be as far back as when it was bestowed upon him by Metsudo after being taken in? A name easy to write for its simple strokes, perfect for someone who had no formal education, but as a consequence, does not bear any special meaning. If it were written in kanji, it would have.
Hearing his name roll off your tongue so naturally, the way you say it with no hesitation, he knows his Minoru is special in a way only the both of you know.
~ 🐟🐟🐟 ~
By late afternoon, Takayama has reeled in a lot of oysters, some sea breams, and a large rockfish which you made him hold up so you could take a picture. You teased him for a bit, telling him he doesn't need to hold his hand up for this picture.
"Just do the usual thumbs-up that fishing guys do!"
Unamused, Takayama just shakes his head in his mind and does as you say. He remembers that, with you, he can let go of other responsibilities and be "a fishing guy" in your eyes. It's odd, but it makes him feel happy and warm.
In your case, your fishing netted you some shijimi clams and oysters…and a few anchovies. It's not bad for your first fishing trip with him! As you walk together side-by-side by the boardwalk, Takayama asks you to go on ahead in his car or stay around the gift shop while he gets help in gathering your catch together and aiding in cleaning and bagging them in coolers.
"Please. I don't want my beautiful date to have to pack fish." You tilt your head, staring up at Takayama. He seems unusually forward after getting off the boat. You'd gotten used to being the one calling him cool and strong, so being called beautiful on an established date feels novel and meaningful—a big deal. The more you think about it, the more you feel shy, and the more the butterflies in your stomach flap their wings.
Brushing off your surprise, you just give him a chuckle, eyes avoiding his, opting to give in to his request. "Oh, fine. I guess we already had a great time out there." Takayama's gaze softens, his posture less tense. As much as he'd like to hold your hand, the right moment's still not quite there yet.
"I'm glad…I thought you'd hate it."
Your jaw drops, mouth agape, and Takayama thinks he's offended you, disbelief written all over your face. Before he could ask for your forgiveness, you lightly nudge his arm and let out a laugh. "Are you kidding? I love the sea!"
And, with that, Takayama is sure. Your last imperative of inviting you out again only made him fall even more. His gift to you will come in handy in the future he's envisioned for the two of you.
Once you're near the gift shop, Takayama pushes the door open for you, letting you walk inside before him. Even the interior smells like the breeze of the ocean, just easily wafting through the air-conditioned shop. Besides bait and tackles being sold, painted boat models, magnets of fish and pictures of Hiroshima Bay, you see lots of oyster-themed souvenirs, your favorite being the interactive plushie with a smiling pearl inside.
"Oh, before I go…" You snap out of your trance and see Takayama fishing something out of his pocket. He brings out his hand, seemingly eager to keep it into a fist. His free hand grabs yours, calloused compared to your smooth palms. He takes a deep breath, and breathes out the tension and nervousness he's feeling. Takayama's other hand drops something on your palm and closes your hand before you could even look at what it is. His hand entirely envelops your fist, and you strain your neck to look up at him. You can't tell what his expression is given his mask, but his eyes look serious.
"Please, accept this. I apologize in advance since I won't take no for an answer."
His hand lingers on your clenched fist, finally finding the courage to hold it as his thumb circles your knuckles. He can't believe someone like him is in the presence, much less holding the hand of someone as kind, warm, and wonderful as you. Here he is, from the streets, to being "a fishing guy" on a date with you.
As much as Takayama would love to savor the moment with you, fresh fish need to be taken care of and packaged immediately. He coughs, trying his best to clear the air for a segue.
"I'll be right back." With a mention of your name, Takayama nods before he leaves the gift shop. You walk closer to the display window and see him walking back to the pier and the boat.
You look down at your hand, filled with anticipation to see just what exactly Takayama gave you. Slowly, you unclench your fist and see a small, iridescent silver-blue Akoya pearl.
Takayama continues walking, hands in his pockets, choosing to not watch your astonished face and frenzied state, all while the cashier asks what's got you in such a tizzy.
This one goes out to all my Record of Ragnarok girliesss 🤩😍
Okay gang it’s like 1 in the morning and I literally cannot sleep until I speak this shit into the universe so pleaseeee I need a writer more talented than me to put this thought into a fic/HCs/ or a series.
So HEAR ME OUT YALL LET ME COOK.
A Goddess! Lady Luck! Reader who starts off by offering the champions innocent little ‘good luck kisses’. It’s harmless at first, until some begin to realize that anyone who received this favor of Lady Luck ends up winning their fight.
Hearing of this, more and more of the champions come to seek out her favor. Though as the stakes get higher, so does their desperation to please the Goddess of Luck.
And some of the Champions would do anything to win.
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OKAY IM DONE NOW IMMA WAIT HERE TILL YALL WRITE THE MOST DELICIOUS TOE CURLING SMUT WITH THIS CONCEPT PLEASE AND THANK YOUUUUU 😩🙏🙏🧎♀️➡️
Tags: various x gn!reader (separate), author regrets nothing, suggestive in red's part, lowk not proofread
A/N: idk man this just randomly came to me. Uhhh enjoy reading ig
BLUE/GARY OAK
Ultimate mansplainer 1000000. Will over-explain every small thing even if you're knowledgeable about said topic
Hogs the bathroom for 2 hours minimum, he's too busy trying to aurafarm infront of the mirror
Once found the black pill side of the internet and was dead serious about looksmaxxing for about 2 months before you told him it was corny
RED
Wears his cap backwards, one moment you could be gushing over how cool he looks in battle then in the next, the butterfrees in your stomach are squashed as he turns his cap back to 'lock in'
Never talks (duh) but snores like a middle-aged dad, you've tried using nasal strips on him but they always come off somehow
Absolutely cannot unhook a bra, you both could be 20 minutes deep into a steamy makeout session and he ruins the mood by continuously struggling with the bra clasp
CORBEAU
Lies about his height on every dating app profile he's ever had
Uses way too much cologne, it stinks up every lift and office room he enters
Wears socks with flip-flops whenever he goes to the beach because he dislikes getting sand inbetween his toes
RAIHAN
Manspreads, this bastard is well over 190cm tall and still has the audacity to take up atleast 3 seats on any mode of public transport
Keeps you waiting during meal-times because he's busy taking photos of the food to upload on instagram
Scratches his ass in public, he's not subtle about it either. You can visibly see him reach into his pants and really dig at the itch
LEON
Does not shower after going to the gym (bonus points, he tries hugging you while still covered in sweat and germs)
Uses three-in-one shampoo despite being rich
Applies chapstick weirdly, he holds it like a dumbbell and spreads it around his lips in a circle
Giovanni typically calls you into his office, where he proceeds to tear away your clothing and takes you at his desk. He barely even bothers to ask since you should know by now what he desires. Admittedly, he also views himself as a bit above asking for permission.
“Come to my office at once, dear,” Giovanni caught your shoulder before you could leave the hideout. A certain look in his eyes could only make you swallow in anticipation.
Archer just pulls you aside and takes you on whatever surface is nearest. You are his assistant, basically, so he sees little reason to ask permission either. Giovanni instilled some bad traits into him.
“You. With me. Now,” Archer had your wrist in a death grip before you could even stray too far from his side. His jaw was clenched in frustration. It was little secret what he wanted.
Maxie is red in the face while he asks you to come aside with him to his office. He then manages to get it out only when you two are alone. You will have to do a little inference and help a bit with him.
“Dear, c-come with me to my office!” Maxie stopped you before you could leave the hideout. His cheeks were the same colour as his hair, and you swore his glasses were somehow fogged up.
Archie tends to just ask it a little too plainly. He does not really hold shame. Just, “Wanna go to my office and fuck?” is said and if you agree, then you do just that. Anywhere is fine in his quarters – bed, couch, table, desk. Wherever you are fine with.
“Luvdisc, you bored, too? Wanna go to my office?” Archie spoke brazenly while throwing an arm around your shoulder. The grunts nearby barely gave it any mind.
Cyrus almost always refuses to initiate anything intimate. But, if he was… Well, it would be an unspoken thing, almost. His gaze would just grow intense as he took you aside to somewhere you both could have the utmost privacy.
“… Beloved,” Cyrus called for you. Turning to face him, there was something oddly brewing in his eyes as he observed you. A hand caught your own. Wordlessly, you were tugged along to his office.
Colress is pretty blunt. Of course, he would take you somewhere more private, but there is little wonder what he desires. A pleasant smile is only his lips, while a glare shines over his glasses' lens. He truthfully would do it about anywhere in his lab, quarters, or office.
“I think we should engage in a bonding exercise,” that smile on his lips did not at all match was he was offering. Especially when his gloved hand rested plainly on your ass. All in the name of research. Sure.
Lysandre is far more impassioned than the others here. Though, perhaps that is his nature as a Kalosian... Or his obsession with beauty. The Flare Boss often holds you to him and stares deeply into your eyes before asking you to join him somewhere more private.
“My love,” Lysandre's voice was husky and low in your ear. Arms wrapped around your waist and held you to his firm body. “Come with me… I wish to indulge you,” he whispered. A shiver went down your spine as he followed it with a kiss to the shell of your ear.
Guzma is far too blunt. Extremely too blunt. He lacks any tact whatsoever. But, well, he does not really understand the need for subtlety. You are his partner, yeah? Everyone knows that. He has had Plumeria bitch about how loud you two have been in his room in the past. Besides, why would he care?
“Hey,” Guzma caught you from behind and pressed you into his body. A cologne wafted from him. “Wanna go fuck?” The abrasive question nearly made you laugh from the absurdity.
Volo does not ask. Suddenly, hands will be all over you while you do your survey work. It is him, of course. Who else would it be mocking you for being so unaware? It is adorable to him, at least. The squeak you give as he encases your body and closes your wrists together. You barely have time to give a proper response.
“… Come on,” he teases, “You're so shocked.” His fingers were already undoing the tie of your bag to undo your uniform top. It seemed there would be no escape here.
If it's okay to ask. Could you write how Odin would court someone he's interested in? Love your writing ❤️
Odin courting someone (you)
All of these are headcannons !! I'm rusty with writing so I'm sorry if this is bad..
Odin isn't one to like people so easily so him liking you was a shock to many.
subtly brushes his hand against yours
he seems cold and uncaring to you when around others but in private he pampers you.
His stone-cold face is permanently stuck there but you can make him crack a small smile when you care for him.
He's used to people being afraid of him, but you weren't afraid of him when you saw him instead being afraid of him you were polite and kind to him regardless of his status and looks.
Pampers you despite your insistence that it was unnecessary.
keeps you close to him because he's overprotective.
the moment he notices someone give you a nasty look or treats you badly he takes care of them (read: glares at them with a silent warning)
doesn't know how to comfort you when you're feeling down so he spoils you with things you like, like candy, gifts and etc or he just spends time you with you trying to make you feel better.
not exactly nsfw but suggestive. pregnancy and body stuff. arkha loves his wife and I have feelings about it
mr arkha corvus without a singular doubt in my head would have a thing for seeing his wife round ‘nd pregnant with his kids.
its not exactly or fully a territorial or possessive kind of thing he has for it, it is in the sense that its him who put the child in you and the fact you’re gonna grow your family and he assisted in it all. but the biggest reason really is you look absolutely stunning. sore ankles, stretch marks, gained weight and all, he lives for it.
he lives for the fact he gets to watch you over the months grow and develop, nothing but pure adoration when he sees you struggle to fit into your older clothes and when you complain about how much your back and ankles ache.
there is truly nothing more relieving and honestly exciting for him after coming back from a long, grueling day of paperwork in his office than coming back to see you laying in bed in a nightgown that stretches over your growing stomach. you filled things out now, your breasts spilling over the top just a bit and good god did nothing turn him on more than seeing you lazing around in bed resting like that. it triggered something in his brain that almost worried you.
if you thought maybe he’d lose attraction as your body stretched and grew to fit the life growing in your stomach god are you wrong, if anything its so much more intense. he can’t help but feel that uncomfortable press in his pants over you simply craving something so much you cry about it, he feels a bit guilty but you are so gorgeous in every shape and form to him, and the things your pregnancy has done to your body and even your mind has affected him could be studied.
he is at your every beck and call despite how busy he can get at days. calling him on his choker that you now force him to wear at all times incase you need him just so he can come rub your sore back or massage your feet? he’ll be there in two. as much as he absolutely loves to see you in this state he can’t help but feel an ache in his chest when you’re in so much pain that he can’t do much about but rub your sore body and provide you with your demands.
ANON REQUESTED: hcs of jealous Gachiakuta men
A/N: IM SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED THE DRAFT SO I HAD TO REDO IT HERE the title is my favourite Taeyang song harhar; dividers by @/cafekitsune
ENJIN:
🌸"oH wHoS tHaT bAbE" he goes in the most would be nonchalant tone, looking every bit the polite boyfriend getting to know his partner's friends - except his arm around you is too tight, his smile is showing too much teeth, Enjin sucks at acting and his jealousy is as transparent as the glass window he had been glaring out of before he came over earlier.
🌸 He trusts you, absolutely! But Enjin doesn't trust anyone else, that's why. It's less about the fact that someone else approached you and more on they haven't noticed!! That!! You both!! Are together!! Enjin's a loud, extroverted guy - he could never do a secret relationship if he tried; he wants to shout your name from the rooftops and advertise his new role as "THAT'S RIGHT I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND" too much. So if someone else even has the balls to think about flirting with you, he's steaming because that must mean the guy doesn't believe he's your boyfriend
🌸 How to calm him down? Route A: do it back to him, which is to say just as nonchalantly "dAmN wHo iS tHiS EnJiN iNtRoDuCe mE" whenever he talks to anyone else, with a very pointed glare and Doberman smile. He'll learn his lesson real quick, especially if you throw what he did before back to his face and declare it double standards. Route B is to just stay oblivious and shower him with affection later, but I don't recommend it because when he gets jealous and you don't realize, he's petty. Very petty. We've seen him after Rudo had his little interaction and gift from Too Lily after all.
7/10, he's just salty when jealous.
TAMSY:
🌸 What an amazing guy! Friends with all your friends and even random strangers you speak to comment on how nice he is with even the most flirtatious of unwanted suitors! Truly, you have hit the Jackpot with Tamsy - the rudest he's been when shooing away those grubby insects getting their feelers all over you was politely pointing out where the exit was to them. "Hmm? Well, over here is my partner, and over there - that's the door, if you were wondering."
🌸 But what is REALLY going on inside his head, underneath all that passive aggression? What's the real, villainous Tamsy thinking behind that serenely smiling face?
🌸 How to Murder A Man and Get Away With It Twice 101, in fact! Interestingly, the 101 here stands for the 101 ways he will make that person absolutely REGRET even looking in your direction, including but not limited to chainsaws, no man's lands and stringing them up by their feet with his Jinki. Inner Tamsy is sitting in his chair, watching a slideshow of horrors no one's ever heard of being performed on this dirty dog getting his angel all infected and stained with their filth. Meanwhile, outwardly, he keeps up his nice boyfriend facade and you're none the wiser of his inner psychopath demanding retribution with pitchforks and torches.
9/10, it's what he does later on that's a cause for concern.
CORVUS:
🌸I feel like it takes a lot for him to get jealous, or even notice if you're trying to get him jealous. Not because he's oblivious or blind, he just trusts you completely and sees no reason as to why you would want to do that. Why would you. Does he look like the type? Corvus is the type to just pull one, get one, marry one for the rest of his life; like hell you guys are splitting up or fighting over some silly jealousy.
🌸If he does get jealous I think he's the most mature out of everyone here - we don't count Tamsy because he's a FAKEY FAKE FAKE. He'd interrupt politely, unlike Enjin, and be sincerely civil to whoever you're talking with. It's less of jealousy and more of mild annoyance though, that in both your limited free time together someone else is taking up said time. He'll do his best to excuse you both as fast as possible (usually with one sentence because he's so polite you just...can't argue...also he's huge...)
🌸 We're still giving him 2 points on the jealousy scale however because it's your date!! Will he just STOP asking about who that was!! It might be worse if it's someone you know, because then you have to stop him from dumping paperwork or something equally crappy job on them - "Waste their time like they wasted ours, dear."
2/10, chill guy.
GRIS:
🌸Second genuinely nicest dude on this list. He's jealous for all the normal reasons - does the guy not see him there? What if you could do better? Hey, who is it that you keep talking to? - and his first reaction is to want to find out what exactly is going on here, once he gets over the initial panic + indignant anger. Do you know this person? What exactly are you guys talking about?
🌸He still breathes a sigh of relief when you tell him that person is just a friend or an acquaintance, but if it's someone you've began to talk about constantly Gris will start feeling uncomfortable. He won't talk about it at first though; he'll drop hints and try to nudge you away from that touchy subject. If you're still oblivious you guys might have a little argument about him not telling you once he does confront you. It's easily cleared up though.
🌸But if it's a stranger hitting on you...boy, sorry. He might not have a Vital Instrument but I fully believe Gris can punch. Hard. In case the jerk won't listen or be reasonable :)
5/10, the other five is just anxiety, not jealousy.
ZODYL:
🌸First of all. What are the odds he will even let you interact with someone else. In the slim chance that you do...Everyone in the five mile radius can see the malevolent aura pouring off of him; shadows falling across his face as he looms over the poor victim. "Oh? Who is this?"
🌸I rate him more jealous than Enjin because for Enjin it's more of a childish pettiness, but for Zodyl it's downright murderous. Tamsy's still higher than him on this scale though because Zodyl frankly doesn't believe you'd ever leave him and Tamsy is going to murder someone just for breathing on you.
🌸There's no arguing with him. Just leave with him if you want to resolve things peacefully, or if you want the other guy to leave with all his limbs intact. He'll grip your shoulder painfully and herd you away like some fierce guard dog and you the hapless little lamb. Forget the person Zodyl is glaring at - you'll have your own problems, when he interrogates you THOROUGHLY afterwards. This applies to both people he knows and people he doesn't.
8.5/10, pissy little xxxx. Watch out he doesn't just eat the guy.
JABBER:
🌸He's a masochist he would revel in being jealous. If you were hoping for something else, go find another fic.
🌸Not to sound kinky but Jabber probably makes it a game with you to see how jealous you can make him - a game that's almost impossible to win or lose at. Win-win because he gets his daily dose of pain and you get to enjoy how crazy he gets afterwards if you're into that kinda thing. Lose-lose because it's beyond "HARD" level and if you're not the type to go purposely try to make your partner jealous this game is just stupid.
🌸Besides I don't see him getting jealous over anything. It just never occurs to him. If he seems someone he doesn't like or want talking to you he'll just take it as a challenge to fight or something similar. A breach on his territory, so out comes Mankira.
4/10, "WORTHY OPPONENT, COME GET STABBED" aah behaviour >:(
*surrounds myself with sweets and cups of freshly brewed coffee*
Oh no! I tripped and fell and I am now covered in sweet candies and coffee I was carrying! I sure hope there isn't a tall and handsome boss of the Cleaners around here! I heard he likes sweets and coffee! That would be sooooooo baaaaaaaaaaad~ Literally the WORST thing eveeeeeeer~~~
Hi there, may I ask you for Indra NSFW alphabet pls? He looks so coollll >///<
I just had to write the alphabet of my only Lord, I have to tell the truth, I was very happy to write it, so thank you for the request❤️❤️❤️
INDRA: NSFW ALPHABET
A: aftercare <what they're like after sex>
The god of thunder may seem detached, neutral, as if he doesn't place too much importance on caring for each other after intercourse. It's the little things Indra does that change your mind, like stroking your back and sides when you fall asleep next to or on top of him, or when he gently kisses your forehead.
B: body part <their favourite body part on them and you>
His favorite part of you are your thighs and hips: Indra is the type to grip any part of your body that comes his way, so get ready to feel his big hands squeezing your thighs - even leaving the reddish mark - while he's eating you out. While, his favourite part of his body are the tattoos, this is because Indra loves the way you enchant yourself when you look at them. The stars in your eyes and your light touch as you trace them are enough to turn him on.
C: cum <anything to do with it, really>
Indra is the type to cum inside, to then watch his seed gush from your pussy and slowly run down your legs. He charms himself into looking at his artwork as if under the influence of hypnosis, keeping you anchored under him with a lustful grin.
D: dirty secret <a dirty secret of theirs>
This glorious god of lightning has a thing for seeing you completely submissive to him, dedicating your body to him as if it were one of the many offerings by the faithful. In particular, a couple of times you will find yourself completely naked, lying on Indra's body while he's smoking a cigarette, clicking on an ashtray placed on your back. "Don't move, not even a grain of ash must fall"
E: experience <how experienced are they>
Indra had a few adventures here and there, but they weren't very many or lasting, just one night stands; therefore, you will be his first serious relationship and he will be careful to keep you all to himself.
F: favourite position <self-explanatory>
Constant physical contact is something that should never be missing when you two are fucking - and the pleasure should be shared by both of you. The position of 69 seems to fulfill all the requirements necessary for Indra to reach the peak of pleasure.
G: goofy <would they use humor in the moment?>
His face remains grave and impassive, save for a few grins here and there; he is not at all inclined to make jokes. However, if you prefer to do them to give a twist to the mood, it's not a problem for him, smiling and humoring you from time to time.
H: hair <how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the courtains?>
The carpet is even lighter than the curtains - something you didn't even think was possible. But then again, Indra still keeps himself groomed and clean just for you, paying more attention to it than in the past.
I: intimacy <are they romantic in the moment or they do not care?>
Sometimes Indra seems like he just doesn't care, while other times he acts like the most romantic god in Valhalla, remembering your every little thing. He'll move slow and sensual, kissing you all over and trying to make you cum as many times as possible.
J: jack off <...self-explanatory part 2>
Of course he does, he doesn't mind touching himself when he desperately needs it. Despite this, the God doesn't do it often given his lack of libido, but he can't help it when you don't see each other all day. So, he arms himself with a piece of your underwear and press it against his nose, imagining every possible scenario.
K: kinks <their kinks>
Probably, it's a rigger. This means that you will find yourself tied up with various ropes, with Indra above you with a very unreassuring grin. Shibari is a common practice within your sexual relationship: the god of thunder goes blood to his head every time he sees you dangling from the ceiling, all to himself and submissive for your only Lord.
Oh, he's also a brat tamer. Be careful teasing his jealousy or questioning his abilities, you won't be walking for a while.
L: location <where they usually do the do>
Well, usually you don't have too much trouble fucking where it happens. If he gets hard and wants to possess you, then he will start a wild run with you in his arms, looking for the first free spot available.
M: motivation <what turns them on>
When you express your devotion and admiration towards him. Indra always feels special when you do that, blushing slightly; basically, you'll find him crawling at your feet at the exact moment you start whispering in his ear all the things you want him to do to you. "Why not make your wishes come true then, darling?"
N: no <things they refuse to do>
Indra refuses to force you to do anything, no it's no. Don't want to hang upside down? That's fine, he will untie you by kissing you on the cheeks and calming you down. You don't want him to touch you in certain spots because you don't feel comfortable? He'll roll with it. The important thing is that you are not uncomfortable.
O: oral <do they like giving or receiving?>
I think we all know the answer, GIVING. Indra loves it when he squeezes your thighs while you sit on his face, starting to lick, kiss and suck. You can cum as many times as you like, his mouth will stop only when you pass out from pleasure. "Come on, earlier you said you were going to destroy me" you say, observing your companion lying on the bed, with the usual cigarette dangling from his mouth. "It would've been better if I just sat on your face"
"Then do it, sugar! Let me see how much you want me"
P: pace <are they slow and sensual or fast and rough>
His movements are slow and studied, aimed at making you scream his name all night long. Indra will take his time, only leaving you in control when you are on top of him. And if you're impatient or about to climax, he'll pick up the pace - albeit reluctantly.
Q: quickie <would they fuck you for five minutes or wait until you wait home?>
Like I said, any time is a good time to get laid; he will look you straight in the eye, urging you to follow him in a quiet, peaceful room, touching your breasts and hips all the while. "Please, please let's go" he'll tell you, kissing you intensely and making your knees tremble.
R: risk <...DUH>
Honestly, Indra's not the type to take them. First of all, because he doesn't feel like it; and second, because he doesn't understand why since he would risk hurting you. I don't even think you can convince him-
S: stamina <how long can they last?>
If there's one thing Indra doesn't lack, it's stamina. Indra has loads of that and could go on all night if he wanted to, using your screams and sighs as a recharge. Good luck with this big boy, you'll need it.
T: toys <do they own any? do they use them?>
His collection of ropes and restraints is precious to him, Indra always brags about it and occasionally enjoys putting you in trouble by making you choose how you will be tied. In addition, your Lord also has small vibrators that he enjoys using on you, carefully observing the way you squirm, desperate for any kind of contact. "No touching, sweetheart. I already told you that"
U: unfair <how much they like to tease>
Nah, he doesn't like doing it and he doesn't even really want to. You're the one who wants to tease him, at least you can give him a reason to punish you like the bad girl you are, just be careful not to overdo it, ok?
V: volume <are they asking for a noise complaint, or are they quiet?>
You won't hear a single sound coming out of his mouth, nothing. Indra may growl sometimes, but no more.
W: wild card <a random headcanon☆>
Now it's time for some fun, so listen up folks. This god, THIS GOD, drops lightning around him whenever he gets too excited. You'd once decided to ride him - since he didn't want to take the initiative that day, strangely - but apparently you were too good at it and, in no time at all, poof! The corner of the bed caught fire. "Shit, I'm sorry" "This is the third time this week-"
X: x-ray <what to they look like under there?>
I mean, have you seen how big he is? 'Cause I did and now I'm gonna explaint it to you. Indra is packing! His dick is slightly larger at the endand curved downward, while the tip is #edd3b9.
Y: yearning <are they in the mood to fuck or are they tame?>
Sex is not among his priorities, it does not occupy too large a space in his mind. The task of keeping the libido high will be entrusted to you, it's impossible to bore him with all those beautiful sounds you make, so don't worry too much about it.
Z: zzz <how quickly they fall asleep afterwards>
Indra doesn't fall asleep usually, but he likes feel you close, your body must warm him like never before. He likes to watch you while you sleep, protecting you and acting as a watchdog, being very careful not to let anyone get close.