Cynthia

My name is Cindy! Your local friendly Public Librarian, who is a little obsessed with pokemon. Trans fem Ace!

[boldlynothanks]

the places studying particle physics will take you

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[chotimoti]

[wizardnuke]

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[fieaux]

happeh pride

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

have I mentioned on here before that as a child I thought that "dyke" meant "badass" because I was trying to use context clues based on who I heard my parents friends call dykes

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

the way I learned that it was actually a word people use for lesbians, and many people find it offensive, was when my teacher was wearing a leather jacket that I thought looked really cool, and you'll never guess what I said.

[sacred-portal]

[cargopantsman]

[nojamnojelly]

[targetedknowledge]

[elodieunderglass]

It’s too much for coffee early on, but perfect for a proper knight out

[cipheramnesia]

get back here

[trilobutch]

california quails they’re unforgettable. small and round, black feather on top.

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

@/teaboot

[teaboot]

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

[fxhdskjz]

art is just iteration and reiteration and this one single paragraph changed my life

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[sugarsylvie]

Bouncy Ampharos!!

[keylimetafyyy]

Slightly less bouncy Flaaffy!

[rednines]

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[puddingandp1]

watch, he's actually really bad at regular bowling

[zeelatunes]

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore