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Chana Adelberg | 30 | Movie Star| Mother of a Teenager   

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[ms-chana-adelberg]

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The one and only time I let @graceinsin pick out my outfit for an event!

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[camilleprevker]

[ms-chana-adelberg]

The news about the trailer park nearly broke her heart. Yes her family drove her crazy but they were still her family and she loved them. It was because of this love that she agreed to let over two dozen members of her family stay with her until they could figure out something else. Her parents, some siblings, nieces and nephews all moved in with her, Chaya and her Bubbe. Going to answer the door, she smiled at her friend. "Thanks for coming over. I really want to make sure we have these scenes down. Just ignore the mess." @luckyspenny

[luckyspenny]

ms-chana-adelberg‌:

The news about the trailer park nearly broke her heart. Yes her family drove her crazy but they were still her family and she loved them. It was because of this love that she agreed to let over two dozen members of her family stay with her until they could figure out something else. Her parents, some siblings, nieces and nephews all moved in with her, Chaya and her Bubbe. Going to answer the door, she smiled at her friend. “Thanks for coming over. I really want to make sure we have these scenes down. Just ignore the mess.” @luckyspenny

Penny had lost her home, but most people weren’t aware of that fact. Along with most of the trailer park, her tent had been first buried and then washed away, though thankfully most of her things fit in her backpack so she hadn’t lost much. The house was huge and beautiful, though she didn’t expect anything less from Chana, the girl waving off the words about the mess. “Please with how many people you have living here now I’d be amazed if it was spotless. I’m just excited to really get to work on this. We just about have that slap timing on point, a few more times and it’ll be like any closer and I’d be actually slapping you.”

[ms-chana-adelberg]

"I've lived by myself for almost the last ten years then my daughter and grandmother moved in with me. That was a big adjustment. Now with all these people living here? Now that's a huge adjustment!" She joked, leading Penny inside. Tossing some toys aside, she headed up the stairs and to the only place they could get some silence to work: her infamous closet. "Like I said before it wouldn't be the first time someone slapped me and I'm sure it wouldn't be the last. I have to admit fight scenes are actually some of my favorite scenes to film. I love the drama!"

[ms-chana-adelberg]

The news about the trailer park nearly broke her heart. Yes her family drove her crazy but they were still her family and she loved them. It was because of this love that she agreed to let over two dozen members of her family stay with her until they could figure out something else. Her parents, some siblings, nieces and nephews all moved in with her, Chaya and her Bubbe. Going to answer the door, she smiled at her friend. "Thanks for coming over. I really want to make sure we have these scenes down. Just ignore the mess." @luckyspenny

[graceinsin]

ms-chana-adelberg‌:

Chana laughed, looking at her friend. “You pick up a shovel and actual do physical labor? I can’t picture you doing that. Do you even know what a shovel is?” She teased. Thinking about it, she grinned. “Maybe I just found my side business. The Adelbergs Snow Removal Services. With how many of them there are they could easily shovel out a dozen or so driveways. I’m sure if you give my brothers some weed or food they’ll gladly help you out. If not I can always make them. Oh gosh. They’re going to eat me out of house and home.”

“Fuck no. I have made it my life’s mission to succeed without having to actually do work and I think I’ve done pretty well with that.” Grinning as she tossed the end of her cigarette into a snow drift, her eyes slid toward the direction they were heading. “Fuck, well expect me to be over your place when I get back. Though between you and me, I’d get them to cash in on that man power. It’d be a good PR move for them, too, to help dig this shithole town out.”

[ms-chana-adelberg]

"You've done amazing at not actually having to work. I'm impressed. You really have to tell me your secrets. Better yet how about writing a book? I'm sure it would be a best seller," she joked. "You are always welcome at my place. Just don't tell my Bubbe what you do for a living. She still thinks you're a sweet young lady. My brothers need all the good PR when it comes to this town. I love them but sometimes I wonder how they manage to get into so much trouble."

[itsboundtobetragic]

[greyson--matthew--sixx]

Knocking on the door, after shovelling half of the driveway, Greyson waited for the door to be opened, and spoke immediately. “Okay, so, I can only shovel half the driveway. The other half is gonna have to wait till it melts a little, or you’re gonna have a literal wall of snow. At least you can get a car in the driveway now and off the road. There’s also no need to pay me. It’s on me.”

@ms-chana-adelberg​

[ms-chana-adelberg]

"You are literally my favorite person right now! You'd think with all my brothers hanging around they'd have done it for me but of course not. They started and then started drinking instead and are currently passed out in the livingroom," she admitted with a laugh. "Fine. I won't pay you but will you at least come in for some homemade hot chocolate and cookies? My Bubbe just pulled them out of the oven."

[princesconsuela]

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[ledszeppelin]

[ms-chana-adelberg]

@graceinsin @harrisonbirch

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[graceinsin]

ms-chana-adelberg‌:

Yes Chana was grateful that it had finally stopped snowing and they could finally go home. What she didn’t like was the fact that her family was still with her or at least some of them were. After talking it over they had decided to was easier to dig out one place instead of all their places and since hers was the largest it was decided it would be hers. “You know I love the Adelberg clan but I never realized how many of us there were until I saw two dozen of them load up and head toward my house.”

Standing on the sidewalk wrapped in the same fur that had been keeping her warm at the school, Grace was watching closely those that were filing out of the school. “They better have The Terrace done for us because I’m not picking up a goddamn shovel. Fuck, maybe I’ll just pay your army there to do it for me. With that many of them it’ll be done chop fucking chop. I mean with all those people here, if we get them all stoned out of their tree at least they’ll just eat you out of house and fucking home and not drive you nuts. Good fucking luck, girl.”

[ms-chana-adelberg]

Chana laughed, looking at her friend. "You pick up a shovel and actual do physical labor? I can't picture you doing that. Do you even know what a shovel is?" She teased. Thinking about it, she grinned. "Maybe I just found my side business. The Adelbergs Snow Removal Services. With how many of them there are they could easily shovel out a dozen or so driveways. I'm sure if you give my brothers some weed or food they'll gladly help you out. If not I can always make them. Oh gosh. They're going to eat me out of house and home."

[piperpalmer]

ms-chana-adelberg‌:

“I’m just glad it’s never for anything too bad. Usually just for public intoxication. Also that one time they did try to steal your car and just ended up locking themselves in the backseat was pretty funny,” she jokingly pointed out. “I would love that punch card. My Bubbe is here and they’re afraid of her so they won’t do anything here. Can you imagine the lifetime movie they’d make about that if I did that?”

“I still have the picture of them stuck in the back of the car. It’s hung up on the criminal hall of fame. It’s one of my favorite stories to tell. The two of them managed to do my job for me.” Piper couldn’t help the small chuckle that escaped her lips. “Good to know, I’ll call off my officers then. That would be a lifetime movie I might actually watch.”

[ms-chana-adelberg]

"That was the background image on my phone for the longest time. They think they're such bad asses but they're not. My sister and I though? At least when we did stuff we didn't get caught. We were the real bad asses of the family," she admitted. "Maybe you should just hire my Bubbe. Then they'll never get in trouble. I wonder who'd play us in that movie."

[luckyspenny]

ms-chana-adelberg‌:

“That’s one good thing about having so many siblings. There’s so many pictures that my mom has yet to notice there’s any missing or at least I hope she hasn’t,” she laughed. “True. I just hope that most women remember to use protection when they go down their slut path.” Chana looked at her, not sure if she actually believed what she was hearing or not. “I honestly thought people only did that stuff in movies. I would have loved to have seen that. I’m glad our scene isn’t like that since I’d probably end up laughing too much to actually film it.”

“I mean at least sex ed was pretty good in Canada so condoms were a given.” Shrugging it off with a chuckle, she knew she’d tell Chana the truth one day, about where she’d come from and where she’d been working before ending up in Carroll. “Could you imagine? It would take a thousand takes, and I’d probably end up with my scene cut.” Shaking her head with more laughter, Penny took another easy shot from the bottle and then held it back out to the actress she so looked up to. “Do you remember your first time getting to fake slap someone?”

[ms-chana-adelberg]

"See I have no idea what the sex ed program is like here. I skipped health class most of the time. Actually I skipped most of my classes. So you're from Canada then?" Now that was something she didn't know about Penny. Actually she didn't know much about the girl. "Considering how important that slap scene is to the movie I don't think you have to worry about it being cut," she promised. Taking the bottle, she took a sip and nodded. "I was 19 and landed a spot on a soap opera. I was so nervous I accidentally slapped the star of the show for real. They wrote me out of the show soon after. I was blacklisted from soap operas forever after that."

[greyson--matthew--sixx]

ms-chana-adelberg‌:

“You’re welcome. It’s a small town. We got to stick together,” she pointed out. “I will. My Bubbe loves when I bring hot guys to the house. You’ll have to stop by sometime.” She glanced at her family, nodding at his question. “I’m doing good. All the Adelbergs are. Just hoping this ends soon.”

Grey couldn’t help but laugh, and turn a slight shade of pink as Chana made a comment. “Did you just compliment me, Chana?” A grin as he tried to contain his laughter. “I’ll definitely stop by sometime, y’know with my hot guy status and all.” Poking a little fun at her previous comment. “Yeah, I’m hoping this ends too, it’s been almost a week…”

[ms-chana-adelberg]

"Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't. You're taken. Not dead. I can still think you're good looking," she shrugged, noticing his blush. "She'll love that. After my Zayde passed away she moved in with me. She loves it when people come over. You should have seen her when Leonardo DiCaprio stopped by to run lines." It was adorable to see. "It can't last much longer. Hopefully it slowly melts. If not Main Street might become Main River."

[harrisonbirch]

ms-chana-adelberg‌:

“Teachers actually retire from this place? Since I’m pretty sure a couple of them have been here since my mom was little. I’m surprised they didn’t quit after having to deal with my siblings and I,” Chana joked. They really had been awful in high school. “If I had access to that thing I so would have. I’m sure the teachers celebrated the day I left. Probably got nice and drunk.” She grinned, getting up to give him a hug. “That’s amazing! I’m so happy for you. She’s an awesome person who deserves so much happiness and so do you. So am I invited to the wedding then? Since you know Chaya would be devastated if she couldn’t go to her Uncle Harry’s wedding.”

“I know, right? Actually, my dad and my grandad both had Mrs Morris for English, just like we did. I still wouldn’t rule out that you forced her into retirement after freshman year.” Harry grinned, green eyes glinting as he thought of all the trouble he’d watched Chana cause, but never dared to partake in. “That means so much, Chana.” He thanked her, scooping her up into the hug she’d instigated whilst still balancing the bottles of champagne in his hand. “Thank you. I can’t even put into words how wonderful she is. I’m so over the moon.” By the time he’d pulled away the grin had returned. He set one of the bottles down and began to work away at the foil of the other before as he answered her. “Of course you are. That is, if you can make way for lil’ old me in your Hollywood schedule. Chaya too. God, I still can’t believe she’s almost as old as you were when you had her. She makes me feel ancient.” 

[ms-chana-adelberg]

"Hey if she didn't want to hear a speech about the benefits of free love then she shouldn't have made us do persuasive speeches. Also my paper about how Shakespeare was a fucking pervert was the best paper I ever wrote. Plus I remembered to use examples from Romeo and Juliet. What more could she want?" Chana laughed. She still had a copy of that paper along with the note home to her parents about it. "Oh my. It's easy to tell you're in love. You have this glow about you. Don't think I've ever seen you this way before. It's nice." She loved seeing her friend like this. "There will always be room in my schedule for you. If she makes you feel old imagine how I feel! My biggest fear is her turning out like me and making me a grandma in my 30s."

[ms-chana-adelberg]

Yes Chana was grateful that it had finally stopped snowing and they could finally go home. What she didn't like was the fact that her family was still with her or at least some of them were. After talking it over they had decided to was easier to dig out one place instead of all their places and since hers was the largest it was decided it would be hers. "You know I love the Adelberg clan but I never realized how many of us there were until I saw two dozen of them load up and head toward my house."

[piperpalmer]

ms-chana-adelberg‌:

Chana couldn’t help but laugh at that. She was right. No one in this town could be as bad as her brothers. They weren’t even smart about what they did. It was so obvious it was them most of the time. “You know how much I love getting a call to bail them out of jail. I think most of my paycheck goes towards that,” she joked. “It may be a lot of paperwork but at least it would be an easy case to solve. Think I’d get off with justifiable homicide?”

Piper let out a chuckle as she shook her head. “Those brothers really do get into a lot of trouble. I’ve had one of my officers keeping an eye on them the whole time we have been here. I honestly should give you a punch card. Make the tenth arrest free.” She was sure it wouldn’t take long to get to ten arrests. “I think with a good enough lawyer you will get a shorter sentence. I’m sure it will make quite the new story.” 

[ms-chana-adelberg]

"I'm just glad it's never for anything too bad. Usually just for public intoxication. Also that one time they did try to steal your car and just ended up locking themselves in the backseat was pretty funny," she jokingly pointed out. "I would love that punch card. My Bubbe is here and they're afraid of her so they won't do anything here. Can you imagine the lifetime movie they'd make about that if I did that?"