fuck it. i'm so chill and nonchalant i'm not even going to scroll my blog for an hour before following someone i know irl to check if i've reblogged something weird

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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almost home
Doug Jones
sheepfilms
Noah Kahan

Kiana Khansmith
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Product Placement
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The Bowery Presents
taylor price

Andulka
Not today Justin
Misplaced Lens Cap

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PR's Tumblrdome
NASA
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seen from Thailand
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fuck it. i'm so chill and nonchalant i'm not even going to scroll my blog for an hour before following someone i know irl to check if i've reblogged something weird
need to feel the sweet kiss of a cold aluminium can against my lips
need the sweet nectar of an energy drink
can't go to store. it's almost 3am.
fucked.
i feel so masculine i feel so swag i feel kinda dirty but in a cool way let's fucking go
100 artfight attacks complete FUCK YEAH
i'll probably post the better ones soon if y'all care
i forgot the word for someone who demolishes buildings for a living and my brain wouldn't stop suggesting "homewrecker" to me which is. NOT what i meant
*fucks your wife and then blows up your house* my work here is done
*fucks your house and then blows up your wife* close enough
check your artfight. stupid
sorry i was busy SOCIALIZING with my awesome friends at a party. you wouldn't get it, you don't seem like the type to go outside
binding isn't enough i need a fat cat to sit on my chest
I have a sick obsession with connecting to random unstable free public wifi. I am in the train station connecting to the fast food counter's wifi. I am at the bus stop connecting to the local university's eduroam despite having graduated from a different school over a calendar year ago. I am in the public park connecting to the library across the street's wifi, it has one bar and turns off every ninety seconds. I will die before turning on my mobile data.
an odd crossover
the magnus archives and its running theme of antagonistic forces being polite,,,
-"It Is Polite To Knock", first and foremost. and there's a running theme of antagonistic forces knocking. eg, Jane Prentiss never attempting to force her way in to Martin's house, but standing outside and knocking for days on end, Natalie knocking politely on Kathy's door when she tries to recruit her to the Dark cult and never barging in, etc etc
-the Distortion doesn't tend to force people to enter, it waits for people to come in on their own
-Mike Crew's "I was trying so hard to be polite"-- and his attempt was pretty solid! he was legitimately polite up until then, and would have probably continued being polite if Jon didn't keep doubling down
-Peter Lukas cares about proper workplace management and takes actual workplace suggestions from his employees. And agrees to do fewer murders.
-the ONE thing Jonah-Elias is famous for is apologizing. Imagine the most evil thing you do in your life is apologizing for the deception
meanwhile the archival staff are beating each other to death while calling each other 12 slurs per day. they've never tried to be polite for a single second of their lives.
DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr
hit the reblog button. right now. trust me
He eat a nemon
@lemonduck3012 bestie you NEED to see this
it is so fun having friends that match your energy in ways no one else has before
How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about
tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications