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now that she's BACK in the atmosphere with drops of jupiter in her hair — she acts like s u m m e r and walks like r a i n, reminds me that there's a time to C H A N G E. since the return of her stay on the moon, she listens like spring and she talks like june but tell me did you s a i l across the sun? did you make it to the milky way? to see the lights all faded and that HEAVEN is overrated. tell me did you fall from a shooting star one without a permanent [ s c a r ] — and did you MISS me while you were looking for yourself out there. CHARLIE SMITH. XX. DEMIGOD

[mscharliesmith]

ghostking-nico-di-angelo·:

I could be a handyman. Blue-collar work is kind of sexy, don’t you think? Oh trust me, I’ve been there enough plus my dad works there. They would definitely say it to my face. Oh right, yeah. Pregnancy is a bitch. Well, I know lots of iron-rich recipes, if you’re ever interested in that.

I do have to agree with that, I’m probably gonna regret sharing this information but I always enjoyed looking at firefighters. In that case, yeah, they would say it to your face... which it wouldn’t be very professional of them but oh well. I would be very interested in it if they are easy to make, though. I’m a complete trainwreck in the kitchen.

[mscharliesmith]

ghostking-nico-di-angelo·:

I did, in fact, change it and only shocked myself once or twice. I’m basically a part time electrician now. Yeah, I think if I did that, the doctor would actually call me stupid to my face this time. You hope? Do your doctors usually request exams for a routine check up?

That’s a progress, I am proud of you. Next thing you know, you will be a handyman. I don’t think they would say it to your face, but they would definitely laugh about it with other doctors on their break. Yeah, I had anemia when I was carrying Lottie so I have to get blood exams to check if my iron is not low again every so often. Turns out I’m not as healthy as I look like.

[mscharliesmith]

ghostking-nico-di-angelo·:

I used the overhead stove light, which should count. I guess my risk taking personality never left. You know what? I think i will take you up on that ride. Gripping a steering wheel probably won’t work out too well for me and my 8 stitches. Why are you going to the hospital?

That definitely doesn’t count, unless you changed it because it was flickering the last time I was there. The last thing you need is to go back to the hospital to re-do the stitches for some mundane thing like driving. I went to the doctor and she wanted me to get some exams done, so now I need to pick it up. Just routine check up, nothing to worry about I hope.

[mscharliesmith]

ghostking-nico-di-angelo·:

Oh, I definitely am a professional chef, which is why I assumed I knew my way around a knife. It was very late and I was hungry but didn’t want to have to clean a cutting board, so I just held the apple in the hand and cut it there. You know, knives are deceptively sharp. Nah, I’m totally fine. A few stitches and I’m good as new.

Yes, knives are deceptively sharp and that is why you never use them when it’s late... and probably in the dark, knowing you. Are you sure? I have to go there anyway, so I might as well offer you a ride and before you say anything... It wouldn’t be a bother at all.

[mscharliesmith]

ghostking-nico-di-angelo·:

I now think I officially hold the title of dumbest reason to have to go to the emergency room. Apparently, trying to cut an apple while holding it in your hand is a terrible idea.

And here I was thinking you were a professional chef. How exactly did you hurt youself cutting an apple? And do you need a ride from the hospital?

[ssweeneys]

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[mscharliesmith]

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[mscharliesmith]

ghostking-nico-di-angelo·:

That sounds pretty on brand for him. Now you’re stuck in the band forever. Brave isn’t the word I’d use- I think he would be stupid enough to make a move. Ugh, boys. When will they learn that simping isn’t a bad thing. I’m sure grandma will love that, she’s been saying that she misses us. 

It isn’t half as bad as I imagined it to be, I get to see uncle Lou sassing dad in various new ways and I think that’s worth it. He’s stupid enough to not make a move, that’s for certain. At least the band gets good songs with his denial of wanting to become a simp when he already is one. Yeah, last time I went there she was watching that old episode of the family feud they were on. She is missing everyone.

[mscharliesmith]

ghostking-nico-di-angelo·:

Maybe you’re just bad at making coffee. Oh my god, Jude he is so whipped. Like he may actually be in love with her, so I cannot believe that he hasn’t made his move yet. Chickenshit. You were a very cute pharaoh. Oh, I have no doubt he was a badass. But I just know him as the man who I would force to play tea time with me.

Nah, I think Bran fucked the machine up because of the whole deal of him making me coffee to join the band. You really think he would be brave enough to make a move? He has the whole ‘not becoming a simp’ thing damaging his brain. Or what is left of it. Talking about him and grandma makes me miss them... I’m definitely going there tonight. 

[mscharliesmith]

ghostking-nico-di-angelo·:

More than all of us combined, if we’re being honest. Is our expensive espresso machine at home too confusing? Oh god, another about her? But also you have to tell me now. What is it? They were cute and nine year old you was overjoyed. Ew, the thought of anybody submitting to grandpa makes me want to barf.

No, the coffee just isn’t as good as the coffee shop. It’s too watery. Oh, I wouldn’t say the song is completely about her because there is also Harry and he has his little affairs. I think it goes like...we were fucked up but you still made sure I slept on my side, I still wake up wishing you're there when I open my eyes. How could I not? I felt like a pharaoh that day. That’s because you don’t know half of his stories, grandad was a badass back then.

[mscharliesmith]

ghostking-nico-di-angelo·:

Well, it helps when you come from Hollywood royalty- you can leave big tips. I push it enough, but I think they’re kind of cute together. They just need to stop being so blind about it. God that cake was so pretty that if it didn’t taste so good, I would have felt bad about cutting into it. Oh yeah, what is Grandpa going to do with the Illuminati? Death stare everybody into submission?

I would leave big tips even if mom and dad weren’t Hollywood royalty, they have to deal with me too much... probably more than all of you. Bran showed me a song he and Harry were working on with Uncle Lou this morning and there is a lyric that I swear he was the one who came up with because of her and he is denying it. She really went overboard with, she even made little mummies cakes. Well... that’s one way to put it.

[mscharliesmith]

ghostking-nico-di-angelo·:

Everybody has enemies, including you. Maybe you pissed off the barista too many times. Yeah, it’s not fun, but also not the worst thing he could be doing. I try not to push it with him. Oh really? Well that would make sense when you think about the pyramid cake she made you for your Egyptian mummy themed birthday party. Does the Illuminati have a position for sweet grandmas who shower their grandchildren in gifts?

I don’t think the barista is pissed off at me with how much money I spend there and because I give good tips. You should push it with him, it’s always funny to see him squirming because you are throwing cold hard truths into his face. Honestly, the cake probably made someone depressed because grandma has more talent than anyone else I’ve ever seen. If you think about it, maybe the Illuminati wanted her to get to grandpa. He knows everything.

[mscharliesmith]

ghostking-nico-di-angelo·:

A secret communication device? What, like a pager or something? Of course you’re my emergency contact. Twin telepathy. And Lou isn’t great in an emergency and Bianca and too many paps following her around now that she’s back with Mike, so you really were my only logical choice.

That’s for me and mom to know and you to be jealous about. Well, I had to ask because you could have put Krista instead of me. I guess I am the person you love the most in the whole entire world and that doesn’t surprise me. I’m pretty lovable. 

[mscharliesmith]

queenbrandi-hernandez·:

Admit it, you love me and you love the fact that I’m dating your best friend. If we ever take the next step, it would make you two related, which don’t all best friends want? Come on, I only said that because you brought it up. And that joke was hilarious.

Should I remind you that Vic and I are already related because my mom and her dad are siblings? Well, that if the gods had DNA but you get what I mean. 

[mscharliesmith]

ghostking-nico-di-angelo·:

They wouldn’t find out it was me. I’m sure you have plenty of enemies we could pin it on. I don’t need to see them eye fucking each other, I’ve walked in on them. They really need to learn how to lock the doors. Hey, cheer is more than “Rah-rah, go team!”. I just know how to get a semi decent amount of sleep.

Why would you think I have enemies? My only declared enemy is the decaf coffee Dad tried to make me drink. Must be weird seeing your friend fucking your brother, you deserve a pat on the back for consolation. Sleep is a waste of time when you could be reading about conspiracy theories. Did you know there's one that says Grandma is part of the Illuminati? 

[mscharliesmith]

ghostking-nico-di-angelo·:

No, but I lost my phone and called myself on yours. You could, but then you would risk missing big news. Like what if Mom got her opening night date and everybody found out before you? Or I could be so sore that I could cramp up when driving and then get in a car accident and you wouldn’t be able to answer the doctors to make medical decisions for me, so they would choose to replace my mangled body with robot body.

Mom and I have a secret communication device, so there’s no way I would miss the big news of her opening night. The other one... is that your way to tell me that you put me as your emergency contact? Because not gonna lie, it is making me tear up a little bit.