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Hello, there! I'm Laura. I'm a part of a system. Be cringe be freeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

I'm not the only one running the account, the host selfships as well. We kinda combine each other when making self-inserts. Some are more like me while some are more like her.

We might be too shy to talk about selfshipping with others unless it's someone really close to us, but we'd appreciate asks! Just not DMs (^^;)

Suggestive things are reblogged, but no nsft lol

DNI if you're proship, terf, and just the common criteria of being a POS.

List of characters we selfship with under cut

My boyfriends [real not fake]

Dennis Reynolds (IASIP)

Gabe Lewis (The Office)

Jared Dunn (Silicon Valley)

Howard Moon (The Mighty Boosh)

Percy Dolarhyde (Cowboys vs Aliens)

Frasier Crane (... Frasier)

Neil Pye (The Young Ones)

Luther Von Ivory (Ranfren)

Will be updated if we think of anymore or if another character catches our eye.

#selfshipping #yumeship #Den🍺#Gabey💀#Donnie🐦#<- Jared's real name is Donald #Howie🌑#vince🪞#percy🤠#frasier☕#neil☮️

vegasphil998

Priestly Jareds which were inspired by a brief discussion with @roadkillrabies which was in turn inspired by the music video for Bobby Conn’s suitably off-putting cover of Without You..✝️

It was about time I slap my weird musics on this man.

#donnie🐦#OHHHH MY GODD #He is so fine he is so fine he is so fine he #Zach NEEDS to play a priest character he would eat so hard

daily-selfship-questions

Have you ever caught your F/O(s) staring at you before? Or them catching you staring? Was it a look of admiration or witnessing something absurd?

#both. with all my f/os.#Jared Luther and Howard stare the most. those they aren't good at hiding it. except Luther. he's really good.#i stare the most at Dennis for sure #with Gabe it's extremely mutual. we stare at each other SO MUCH. neither of us are good at hiding it.#Gabe's better at it but he's still not slick 😭#Percy Neil and Frasier stare but they don't make an attempt to hide it at all

sleepyshipper

to selfshippers who have stoic, cold, murderous, mean, villainous f/os: yes they would fucking say that

#den🍺

place-for-dreams

mm.....your f/os helping you sleep by humming your favorite song and stroking your hair gently.... theyll continue to do it until you manage to fall asleep, willing to lose sleep if it means that you get the rest and recharge you deserve...

#luther🐈‍⬛

dennisboobs

Okay, let's stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey!

No, no, no, wait!

#aweh...#den🍺

denniswithoutmakeup

kittykat denny

#that indeed is the face of a man who will scratch you #like a cat #den🍺

a-dotrivenitupontop

gabriel no one will ever match ur pussy game <33

#THE CAPTION LMFAOOOO #gabey💀

I have no clue why I locked in so hard for the eyes I blacked out and that was the next thing I saw. Idk if I'll do smthn with the other sketches but I'm just posting this so I don't go insane.

Close up if the eyes under cut