Moss

I'm Max | he/him | I like fuckin around n buildin shit

[mspaghetti09]

Intro Post

Hey, I'm Moss, I use Tumblr occasionally.

Fun Facts:

I'm a guy (he/him)

I'm from the PNW (in the US)

I love movies (feel free to send recs, I always need more to watch)

I love classic cars, esp classic muscle cars, even though I drive a shitty 03 toyota corolla (her name is Michele, after Michele Mouton obviously)

I draw every once and a while, mostly for fun, but if you have a drawing request or commission or whatever, feel free to send it.

I like baseball (go mariners!!!)

I also like formula one (and other motorsports)

Please send me asks I'm bored all the time n I like talkin to ppl

[scramratz]

Do you think Andre 3000 and BigBoi ever kissed?

[postoctobrist]

have you ever been to a cat cafe? what do you think of the idea?

I worry about having a kind of ‘thinking the stripper likes me’ relationship with an animal

[enki2]

[mspaghetti09]

I just got skycards. Are any of y'all on skycards. hmu to be my friend on skycards.

[mspaghetti09]

y'all ever get the random ominous "you are late for something right now" or is that just me?

[scramratz]

Y’all ain’t on my level. I ship the two guys from Blazing Saddles

[scramratz]

This image does not convey the sexual tension in this scene and I’m not joking

[antiquesintheattic]

i’m so two faced i’ll engage in pro or anti beatles propaganda depending on my mood

[dogpuppy]

[dumbpuppyfag]

it's so fucked up that quentin tarantino got to be the guy who made all the quentin tarantino films

[mspaghetti09]

Honestly what the hell did hotels do to stephen king

[aidashakur]

[default-f0x]

I cry

I happe

I guy

I cry on floor

I smile

I boy

yey :')

[wayslidecool]

the grinch is fucked up right. he was created specifically as a critique of the commercialization of christmas, but now all his edge has been sanded off. now he's a generic mascot for "hates christmas," which is great to have because the commercialization of christmas has become so overbearing that that's a demographic you can market to! and now he's just part of the Christmas Fold. he's santa's edgier joker counterpart. he has become the very thing he sought to destroy. back in november i checked out a customer with a $1100 order and most of it was grinch merchandise

[shorthistorian]

[mspaghetti09]

Today I learned most people think food tastes good and is enjoyable to eat and when they say "favorite food" they mean food they actually enjoy not just food they hate the least.

[baseballcardvandals]

See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin.'

Own this BCV original.

[bonivers]

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable