Doug's Blog

One time I gotta artichoke stuck in my bum and I had to go to a ass doctor to get it removed. I shat at least like 8 times after that and boy was it an experience.

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wonder what Jennamarbles is up to these days

hm

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OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

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Australia is a fucking weird place

[mszombi]

What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?

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http://dope–madness.tumblr.com/

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Confused

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We should fear this guy

[beanieandthejets]

ohhh no thank youuu I’ll pass on that cliff thing 

[daddysrottenpeach]

did he just go into the water with shoes on?

[hanxmillenniumfalcon]

he just rolled backwards off a cliff and your only question is why he still has his fucking shoes on

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but his shoes will get soaking wet

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What do you think of Amazon River Dolphins? I find them really unsettling for some reason

Proof that God had a gross out 90′s cartoon phase

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Damn it I can’t find a source anymore but I used to hear anecdotes that the breath of a river dolphin, from its blowhole, smells like pure shit, like the rankest fart ever.

[poondragoon]

I have a coffee table book full of firsthand wildlife art and descriptions written by the artists, and wouldn’t you know, it definitely says that their breath “smells strongly of excreta” which is a fancy way of saying that River Dolphins have Shit Breath

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Obama’s read kinda reminded me of Bey’s

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me seeing a dog

me: hello dog dog: boof me: oh my gosh

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