Dreaming of Sweater Weather

Tiffany, Aries, Author, & Lover of Dad jokes. Lots of randumb shit be prepared.

[starg3rl]

omg you guys wait-

4town christmas album-

[suckerforsugawara-deactivated20]

why do 4 Town’s songs SLAP 😭

[mstiffanybby14]

I'll never sleep at night knowing I'll never hear the Girl I love those jeans remix🙃

[mstiffanybby14]

Officially a 4Townie! Who tf told Disney to create the man of my dreams?! And yessssss I'm talking about Robaire.

[quartzserenitii]

Normani dressed in Alexander Wang x Bulgari for the after after party.

[theyloveshanice]

Fine as hell.

[theculture]

Normani Kordei perform for the Savage X Fenty Show (2019) | @theculture​

[jasperscowboyboots]

police officer: you’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle

jasper: wait.. what do you mean three?

police officer: yes... three

alice: oh my god...

emmett: what the FUCK

police officer: excuse me?

jasper: beLLA FELL OFF

[aela-writes]

being a writer is like *googles synonym for bad* *googles synonym for happy* *googles synonym for tired* *googles synonym for walked* *googles synonym for

[aela-writes]

being a writer is like *googles synonym for bad* *googles synonym for happy* *googles synonym for tired* *googles synonym for walked* *googles synonym for

[everythingfox]

“The very definition of big puppy eyes”

(Source)

[catchymemes]

[writing-in-the-grave]

Hey y'all why are writers always cold?

[run-remi-run]

...why?

[writing-in-the-grave]

They're always surrounded by drafts!

How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

[run-remi-run]

Oh god.

How many?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Two! One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end!

What do writers have for breakfast?

[run-remi-run]

Coffee?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Synonym buns!

Where do all the struggling writers live?

[run-remi-run]

How are you coming up with all these?

Where?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Writer's Block!

What do writers suffer from each spring?

(I've heard a lot of them over the years.)

[run-remi-run]

Allergies. Next question.

[writing-in-the-grave]

you were close; A case of allegories

Why are writers always in great shape?

[run-remi-run]

Circular prose

[writing-in-the-grave]

Nope! It's because we're always running out of ideas!

Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?

[run-remi-run]

I did not

[writing-in-the-grave]

His life had it's prose and cons...

Why is editing a better job than writing?

[run-remi-run]

It's more rewording?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Correct! I am out of jokes. :(

[7nessasaryevils]

What no! Don’t be out of jokes!! Find some more!!! Please!

[writing-in-the-grave]

I don't have any writing jokes left but I have one about a parrot! Would you like to hear it?

[niallerby-deactivated20180125]

Spell your name with 1D song titles

[blackqueerblog]

I do not know this baby but I love this baby.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This is it. The singular most uplifting video I’ve ever seen in my entire life. When Sam said there’s good in the world worth fighting for he meant this.

[msbfrommd]

Pure joy

[thirdtrysacharm-blog]

Ever just crave a nice hip grab followed by some slow kissing bc same

[reactionfaces]

[sunshineysprinkles]

Don’t belittle your achievements. Stop using words like “just” or “only” when you’re talking about things you did. It’s okay to be proud. You should be.