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Kamikaze

Not overpowered, not in the slightest. Color pie cries bloody tears.

#Color Pie Break #Overpowered #Card Type Saute #Bad Templating

Adventian Titan

Sure. Whatever.

#Keyword Soup #Missing Mana Cost #Overpowered

Kildrak, the Dark Cleric

So... is he a God? Is he Magic? Is he even of? Anyway he’s nearly unkillable (persist + undying) and has the most convoluted way of creating a copy of a creature. It’s not a real copy, sure, but I’m sure the creator had no idea.

#Picture Sucks #Card Type Saute #Keyword Soup #Rules Abuse

wall of xyxaz

Someone does not like Planeswalkers here. This is close to a good card, too bad the author has no idea about capital letters. And the fact that the second sentence is completly useless.

#Broken Shift #Bad Templating

Ox, The Lawbringer

Knight, Human Knight. Yes, shaken, not stirred.

This is what happens if you ever take a card inside out.

#Does Not Work #Rules Abuse #Bad Templating #Card Type Saute

Unnerving Flower

This time it’s killed as it has no P/T box.

#PT Missing #Does Not Work #Rules Abuse

Xun Power Armor Corp

Why is this white? Why does it do Ref 0, whatever it is? What can it do if you pay one generic mana and prevent 1 damage from any source? 500 silent stares are the only answer

#Bad Templating #Does Not Work

Department Department Hulk

This must be a joke, this has to be a joke and I really think it is a good one :-)

#Almost Great

The Green Arrow

And so we have a 5/5 unblockable indestructible and hexproof creature. It also has trample and deathtouch. Someone thought it might be fun it it could create some hasty, lifelinking and hexproof tokens as well (too bad they are not creatures) and for ten mana and a forgotten colon, you can look for something and not shuffle. Pure gold.

#Overpowered #Does Not Work #Keyword Soup #Bad Templating

Still Beating Heart

The name, the picture... it made me sad that this is not this blog material. Then I read the type and rules text and had a surge of joy!

#Does Not Work

Vulcanmane

This probably does something when it is closer to something else and you are by some mistake playing Hearthstone. Too bad you can’t cast it in either game.

#Missing Mana Cost #Bad Templating #Does Not Work

Goblin Mercenaries

Frankly, this card is almost good in my book. It’s a bit aggressively costed but I can see it printed. Except - not as an instant.

#Almost Great

Kyren Holkas

Can you hear it? Color pie screams in the corner, beaten up badly. I have no idea what the first ability does.

The second one basically means this is a sorcery {U}{U}{U}{U}{U} with “Create four 4/4 Kyren Minion creature tokens that might be some color or not. Each can tap for any color of mana and behold, remain a creature while doing so!”

The third one is so simple and wrong at the same time.

#Rules Abuse #Does Not Work #Bad Templating #Color Pie Break #Overpowered

Detect

This is a fine card name and a horrible mess of a card to use it on.

#Rules Abuse #Does Not Work

Murp

Look at me! I’m ten!

#Overpowered #Picture Sucks

Swamp Snake

This is probably the most convoluted way I’ve ever seen to hide kicker on a card. At least the card does 1 damage (makes you lose 1 life, that a big difference!) otherwise it would be far too strong!

#Rules Abuse #Bad Templating #Overpowered

Mists of the Vale

First Magic card that needs Google maps to function - if this is an existing place that is.

#Rules Abuse

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