local man ruins everything

† jo † 22† Canada † she/her † Slytherin † sometimes i update † i think we're running out of alcohol tonight i hate this fucking town and all my best friends will be the death of me but they wont ever remember so please take me far away

[theweightofbeingme]

DON’T MAKE COMMENTS ON CHILDREN’S WEIGHT

[milfoiil]

This is the fucking reason for my disorder

[greenteaslim]

IF YALL SEE THIS PLEASE REBLOG IT

[mtrench]

Don’t have roommates. 

Don’t do it. 

I never even had siblings to prepare me for this

This man just walked into my room while im eating scaring the shit out of me to go “I think my toe is infected” AND SHOWS IT TO ME. 

[mirarlay]

It's not that I don't know what harm I'm inflicting on my body chasing after an impossible body it's just that I can't help but keep chasing...

[superevilart]

me: trying to look at thinspo

tumblr:

[i-am-not-via]

[unknown-human-03]

I can’t wait to look like this💜

[newsadboihours]

Hot take: I dont really like the movie To the Bone but I still watch it for the thinspo

[mtrench]

i realized its been since i was like 18 that yall saw what I look like. 22 going strong not dead yet

[mtrench]

Aesthetic shitposting

[mtrench]

HERES A STORY 

tldr; my grandma introduced me to smut

the scene is set in summer of 2007. Fall Out Boy was still good, My Chemical Romance still made muisc. Who knows what Panic! At The Disco were doing...probably drugs. my grandparents live in a house in like the middle of no where northern canada. they have no wifi and no cell service. They do have satellite TV, but they only get the news and the discovery channel and my 9 year old ass had already seen every episode of mythbusters. And I had to spend a whole month with them. Don’t get me wrong, i love my grandparents to bits but 9 year old me was NOT looking forward to spending 30 days trapped in 1956. When I packed I packed like 10 huge novels to have something to do. Honestly I loved reading and could tear through a 700 page novel in 2 days. which means I had no more books after two weeks. I suffered it out for about 2 days, not wanting to admit to my grandparents that i was bored when they were trying so hard. My grandpa took me to wal-mart (a huge thing in their town and 40 mins away) and let me buy whatever snacks I wanted. My grandma and I baked cookies. Grandpa let me drive his tractor. A grand ol time. Until like 8 pm when they went to bed. So finally on the 3rd day I asked my grandma if there was anything to do other than the TV for me. So she took me into her sewing room and showed me a small shelf of about 5 pocket paperbacks and said I could read them. Again, I loved to read, this was actually great but up until then I was re-reading Twilight and Harry Potter very other week. Something about those cheap, 5 cent pocket books always seemed like idk above me? But I was desperate. 

Now, for the life of me I cannot remember the title of this book and I am FAR to scarred to try to google it. But this book...I can’t even fully remember what this was fully about it was almost 13 years ago...I think it was about a woman who lived in a cabin in the middle of no where. I think she was a cop? Or someone else was a cop? but idk why they were up in like the snowy mountains but they were, and they were in this cabin. This main character who I think was like 37, and some guy with like a porn mustache are in this cabin. And well they fuck, as u do. but it was the detail. and especially the descriptions of his hairy chest, that both frightened and intrigued my 9 year old self

But here’s my question. This was my Grandma’s book. And it was well worn too like it had been READ...she had to have know what the subject matter was...AND SHE GAVE IT TO A 9 YEAR OLD!? 

[mtrench]

its really warm in my house and the weed is waring off i let the bots be free (just kidding i blocked and reported them) 

[baratkat]

All time low music videos + red

[mtrench]

im cat fishing some phishing bots (catphising?)

[mtrench]

HELLO so im back and real real stoned (it’s legal in canada yo) so i want an audience for the shit thats about to go down and 4,500 deactivated people from 2012 are just perfect 

[mtrench]

what happened?

? 

[mtrench]

hey idk if u still talk to her anymore but what are your thoughts on tasha basementdemo's engagement?

Idk how old this is, but Tasha ghosted me a long time ago. We were best friends, one day I left her house and never heard from her again. So I have no thoughts. If she wants to pretend I’m dead I’ll do the same to her

[mtrench]

hey if the marianas trench fandom still exists heres a faq

Q: can i have this URL A: no

Q:why not A: because