MTT & MADDY

have you or a loved one been accused of smoking weed? we are here to help!

[mtt-brand-law]

hey. hey! HEY!!!!!

we’re in business.

[mtt-brand-law]

thoughts on us expanding our reach BEYOND utdr characters? just to other video games and like. MAYBE the entire tumblr userbase if you guys are NICE ABOUT IT.

[mtt-brand-law]

i for one agree, i think that we should extend a hand to anyone who needs it. no one will be left to fend for themselves against the weed accusations, not on my watch

[mtt-brand-law]

this

is a call out post

for one @vincent-edgeworth

liar

actual cannibal (kills and eats people)

tells lies

is the literal phantom of the g4

says that ralsei smonks weed

pretends like he's still a lawyer even though nowadays he mostly just kills and eats people (contempt of the court or something idk) (also cannibalism)

pretends this so that he can further the LIE that ralsei weeds

orchestrated a prison break out at one point

has probably broken countless other laws

also the cannibalism. you cant forget about that

he is my husbando and i hate seeing him betray me like this :(

HE FUCKING EATS PEOPLE

do not believe his gilded lies. do not let yourself be seduced by his forked tongue. it will not end well, that i can promise

wtf this is an undertale characters only zone what are you even doing here vinny

[vincent-edgeworth]

Hey I'm the only one who can make callouts here. Read my bio

[mtt-brand-law]

it didnt say that before you only added that in just now. so it doesnt count. hope this helps

[vincent-edgeworth]

well I'm only a cannibal bc of myers corp 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 you are making me look bad

[mtt-brand-law]

ok yeah thats fair. ralsei still doesnt smoke weed though

[mtt-brand-law]

thoughts on us expanding our reach BEYOND utdr characters? just to other video games and like. MAYBE the entire tumblr userbase if you guys are NICE ABOUT IT.

[mtt-brand-law]

this

is a call out post

for one @vincent-edgeworth

liar

actual cannibal (kills and eats people)

tells lies

is the literal phantom of the g4

says that ralsei smonks weed

pretends like he's still a lawyer even though nowadays he mostly just kills and eats people (contempt of the court or something idk) (also cannibalism)

pretends this so that he can further the LIE that ralsei weeds

orchestrated a prison break out at one point

has probably broken countless other laws

also the cannibalism. you cant forget about that

he is my husbando and i hate seeing him betray me like this :(

HE FUCKING EATS PEOPLE

do not believe his gilded lies. do not let yourself be seduced by his forked tongue. it will not end well, that i can promise

wtf this is an undertale characters only zone what are you even doing here vinny

[vincent-edgeworth]

Hey I'm the only one who can make callouts here. Read my bio

[mtt-brand-law]

it didnt say that before you only added that in just now. so it doesnt count. hope this helps

[mtt-brand-law]

facts that are true

mod mettaton isnt bald (even if it would be funny if he was)

ralsei doesnt smoke weed

if anyone ever tries to convince you otherwise, DO NOT LISTEN. they are LYING TO YOU

unfortunately, this world is full of FRAUDS and SCAMSTERS who would have you believe fake lies. but worry not: that is why we, MTT BRAND LAW, are here to help!

just make sure you keep a sharp eye, and dont believe everything you see on the internet

[skyllion-uwu]

I don’t trust lawyers. I think you’re lying about both points.

[mtt-brand-law]

AND I THINK YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF OUR OFFICE!!!!

[mtt-brand-law]

ralsei WHO? from WHAT?

maybe this made up “ralsei undertale” DOES SMOKE WEED. but our good and honest client, one mr Prince Ralsei Deltarune, HAS NEVER SMOKED A WEED IN HIS LIFE!!!!

[pan-fried-autism]

but he does

[mtt-brand-law]

he really doesnt, which you’d know if you’d ever actually talked to him. you see, folks, this is the exact type of libel and slander that i was warning you about

[pan-fried-autism]

he does so. my lawyer says he does and i trust my lawyer

[vincent-edgeworth]

I am a lawyer and I think ralsei smonks weed

[vespidwasp]

well that settles it then

[pan-fried-autism]

thank u vincent

[vespidwasp]

thank u vincent

[mtt-brand-law]

you would believe VINCENT EDEGWORTH over us ? vincent edgeworth ?? known corrupt lawyer and also literal cannibal ??? who kills and eats people ???? and also lies all the fucking time ????? THAT vincent edgeworth ??????

[skyllion-uwu]

Vincent’s cool. Also funny how you keep saying Ralsei Deltarune is your client but he hasn’t spoken up himself 🤔

[mtt-brand-law]

…we’re his LAWYERS. THATS KIND OF HOW LAWYERS WORK.

but if you INSIST,

HERE HE IS. ARE YOU HAPPY?

[vincent-edgeworth]

As the prosecutor here I have to bring up this photo taken October 15, 2021 by an anonymous witness. This picture sure is condemning, isn’t it? And look how happy he is smoking the weed

[mtt-brand-law]

BUT WAIT A MINUTE!

this photo is CLEARLY EDITED!!!!!!!! THE WEED ISNT EVEN IN HIS MOUTH, AND WE ALL KNOW HIS HAT OUTFIT HAD GREEN SLEEVES!

[mtt-brand-law]

facts that are true

mod mettaton isnt bald (even if it would be funny if he was)

ralsei doesnt smoke weed

if anyone ever tries to convince you otherwise, DO NOT LISTEN. they are LYING TO YOU

unfortunately, this world is full of FRAUDS and SCAMSTERS who would have you believe fake lies. but worry not: that is why we, MTT BRAND LAW, are here to help!

just make sure you keep a sharp eye, and dont believe everything you see on the internet

[skyllion-uwu]

I don’t trust lawyers. I think you’re lying about both points.

[mtt-brand-law]

AND I THINK YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF OUR OFFICE!!!!

[mtt-brand-law]

ralsei WHO? from WHAT?

maybe this made up “ralsei undertale” DOES SMOKE WEED. but our good and honest client, one mr Prince Ralsei Deltarune, HAS NEVER SMOKED A WEED IN HIS LIFE!!!!

[pan-fried-autism]

but he does

[mtt-brand-law]

he really doesnt, which you’d know if you’d ever actually talked to him. you see, folks, this is the exact type of libel and slander that i was warning you about

[pan-fried-autism]

he does so. my lawyer says he does and i trust my lawyer

[vincent-edgeworth]

I am a lawyer and I think ralsei smonks weed

[vespidwasp]

well that settles it then

[pan-fried-autism]

thank u vincent

[vespidwasp]

thank u vincent

[mtt-brand-law]

you would believe VINCENT EDEGWORTH over us ? vincent edgeworth ?? known corrupt lawyer and also literal cannibal ??? who kills and eats people ???? and also lies all the fucking time ????? THAT vincent edgeworth ??????

[skyllion-uwu]

Vincent’s cool. Also funny how you keep saying Ralsei Deltarune is your client but he hasn’t spoken up himself 🤔

[mtt-brand-law]

…we’re his LAWYERS. THATS KIND OF HOW LAWYERS WORK.

but if you INSIST,

HERE HE IS. ARE YOU HAPPY?

[mtt-brand-law]

this

is a call out post

for one @vincent-edgeworth

liar

actual cannibal (kills and eats people)

tells lies

is the literal phantom of the g4

says that ralsei smonks weed

pretends like he's still a lawyer even though nowadays he mostly just kills and eats people (contempt of the court or something idk) (also cannibalism)

pretends this so that he can further the LIE that ralsei weeds

orchestrated a prison break out at one point

has probably broken countless other laws

also the cannibalism. you cant forget about that

he is my husbando and i hate seeing him betray me like this :(

HE FUCKING EATS PEOPLE

do not believe his gilded lies. do not let yourself be seduced by his forked tongue. it will not end well, that i can promise

wtf this is an undertale characters only zone what are you even doing here vinny

[mtt-brand-law]

facts that are true

mod mettaton isnt bald (even if it would be funny if he was)

ralsei doesnt smoke weed

if anyone ever tries to convince you otherwise, DO NOT LISTEN. they are LYING TO YOU

unfortunately, this world is full of FRAUDS and SCAMSTERS who would have you believe fake lies. but worry not: that is why we, MTT BRAND LAW, are here to help!

just make sure you keep a sharp eye, and dont believe everything you see on the internet

[skyllion-uwu]

I don’t trust lawyers. I think you’re lying about both points.

[mtt-brand-law]

AND I THINK YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF OUR OFFICE!!!!

[mtt-brand-law]

ralsei WHO? from WHAT?

maybe this made up “ralsei undertale” DOES SMOKE WEED. but our good and honest client, one mr Prince Ralsei Deltarune, HAS NEVER SMOKED A WEED IN HIS LIFE!!!!

[pan-fried-autism]

but he does

[mtt-brand-law]

he really doesnt, which you’d know if you’d ever actually talked to him. you see, folks, this is the exact type of libel and slander that i was warning you about

[pan-fried-autism]

he does so. my lawyer says he does and i trust my lawyer

[vincent-edgeworth]

I am a lawyer and I think ralsei smonks weed

[vespidwasp]

well that settles it then

[pan-fried-autism]

thank u vincent

[vespidwasp]

thank u vincent

[mtt-brand-law]

you would believe VINCENT EDEGWORTH over us ? vincent edgeworth ?? known corrupt lawyer and also literal cannibal ??? who kills and eats people ???? and also lies all the fucking time ????? THAT vincent edgeworth ??????

[mtt-brand-law]

what a great day to remember that ralsei does not smoke weed 😊

[mtt-brand-law]

AT LAST!!!!! SOMEONE WITH SENSE IN THE NOTES!

[mtt-brand-law]

facts that are true

mod mettaton isnt bald (even if it would be funny if he was)

ralsei doesnt smoke weed

if anyone ever tries to convince you otherwise, DO NOT LISTEN. they are LYING TO YOU

unfortunately, this world is full of FRAUDS and SCAMSTERS who would have you believe fake lies. but worry not: that is why we, MTT BRAND LAW, are here to help!

just make sure you keep a sharp eye, and dont believe everything you see on the internet

[skyllion-uwu]

I don’t trust lawyers. I think you’re lying about both points.

[mtt-brand-law]

AND I THINK YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF OUR OFFICE!!!!

[mtt-brand-law]

ralsei WHO? from WHAT?

maybe this made up “ralsei undertale” DOES SMOKE WEED. but our good and honest client, one mr Prince Ralsei Deltarune, HAS NEVER SMOKED A WEED IN HIS LIFE!!!!

[pan-fried-autism]

but he does

[mtt-brand-law]

he really doesnt, which you'd know if you'd ever actually talked to him. you see, folks, this is the exact type of libel and slander that i was warning you about

[mtt-brand-law]

facts that are true

mod mettaton isnt bald (even if it would be funny if he was)

ralsei doesnt smoke weed

if anyone ever tries to convince you otherwise, DO NOT LISTEN. they are LYING TO YOU

unfortunately, this world is full of FRAUDS and SCAMSTERS who would have you believe fake lies. but worry not: that is why we, MTT BRAND LAW, are here to help!

just make sure you keep a sharp eye, and dont believe everything you see on the internet

[skyllion-uwu]

I don’t trust lawyers. I think you’re lying about both points.

[mtt-brand-law]

AND I THINK YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF OUR OFFICE!!!!

[mtt-brand-law]

ralsei WHO? from WHAT?

maybe this made up “ralsei undertale” DOES SMOKE WEED. but our good and honest client, one mr Prince Ralsei Deltarune, HAS NEVER SMOKED A WEED IN HIS LIFE!!!!

[pan-fried-autism]

but he does

[mtt-brand-law]

ABSOLUTLEY NOT!!!! the absolute disrespect you must have for our dearest ralsei must be INFINITE!!!!!!!! for you to make such horrible, vile claims!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mtt-brand-law]

facts that are true

mod mettaton isnt bald (even if it would be funny if he was)

ralsei doesnt smoke weed

if anyone ever tries to convince you otherwise, DO NOT LISTEN. they are LYING TO YOU

unfortunately, this world is full of FRAUDS and SCAMSTERS who would have you believe fake lies. but worry not: that is why we, MTT BRAND LAW, are here to help!

just make sure you keep a sharp eye, and dont believe everything you see on the internet

[skyllion-uwu]

I don’t trust lawyers. I think you’re lying about both points.

[mtt-brand-law]

AND I THINK YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF OUR OFFICE!!!!

[mtt-brand-law]

ralsei WHO? from WHAT?

maybe this made up “ralsei undertale” DOES SMOKE WEED. but our good and honest client, one mr Prince Ralsei Deltarune, HAS NEVER SMOKED A WEED IN HIS LIFE!!!!

[mtt-brand-law]

facts that are true

mod mettaton isnt bald (even if it would be funny if he was)

ralsei doesnt smoke weed

if anyone ever tries to convince you otherwise, DO NOT LISTEN. they are LYING TO YOU

unfortunately, this world is full of FRAUDS and SCAMSTERS who would have you believe fake lies. but worry not: that is why we, MTT BRAND LAW, are here to help!

just make sure you keep a sharp eye, and dont believe everything you see on the internet

[skyllion-uwu]

I don’t trust lawyers. I think you’re lying about both points.

[mtt-brand-law]

AND I THINK YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF OUR OFFICE!!!!

[mtt-brand-law]

facts that are true

mod mettaton isnt bald (even if it would be funny if he was)

ralsei doesnt smoke weed

if anyone ever tries to convince you otherwise, DO NOT LISTEN. they are LYING TO YOU

unfortunately, this world is full of FRAUDS and SCAMSTERS who would have you believe fake lies. but worry not: that is why we, MTT BRAND LAW, are here to help!

just make sure you keep a sharp eye, and dont believe everything you see on the internet

[mtt-brand-law]

what a great day to remember that ralsei does not smoke weed 😊

[mtt-brand-law]

@battleforautism you are the one slandering. our client. how does that make you feel

[mtt-brand-law]

cant remove what was never there. you think you know our client better than we do? you think we have not looked ralsei straight in his little goat eyes and seen his sadness and despair at the knowledge that such lies are being spread about him with no regard to how he might feel about the matter? ralsei would never own a vw bus. ralsei would never smoke weed. you ought to be ashamed of yourself

[mtt-brand-law]

none of this will hold up in court

[vespidwasp]

care to explain this, “mod mettaton”?

[mtt-brand-law]

ALRIGHT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

[mtt-brand-law]

lies and slander. tumblr user @antjellies is promoting fake and doctored images in an attempt to further his pathetic weed smoking ralsei agenda. this image doesnt even make sense. my name isnt andy, it’s mod mettaton. and i am certainly not bald

[mtt-brand-law]

although it would be really really funny if you WERE bald, mod mettaton, i cannot believe this!!!!!!!!!! ralsei smokes zero weeds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how hard is that to understand

[mtt-brand-law]

what a great day to remember that ralsei does not smoke weed 😊

[mtt-brand-law]

@battleforautism you are the one slandering. our client. how does that make you feel

[mtt-brand-law]

cant remove what was never there. you think you know our client better than we do? you think we have not looked ralsei straight in his little goat eyes and seen his sadness and despair at the knowledge that such lies are being spread about him with no regard to how he might feel about the matter? ralsei would never own a vw bus. ralsei would never smoke weed. you ought to be ashamed of yourself

[mtt-brand-law]

none of this will hold up in court

[vespidwasp]

care to explain this, “mod mettaton”?

[mtt-brand-law]

ALRIGHT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

[mtt-brand-law]

lies and slander. tumblr user @antjellies is promoting fake and doctored images in an attempt to further his pathetic weed smoking ralsei agenda. this image doesnt even make sense. my name isnt andy, it’s mod mettaton. and i am certainly not bald