Running for home

keep your reality away from me

[spitblossoms]

[localstarboy]

Watch and Pass on!!! 😂😂💀💩

[a-fine-babe]

Now this is a hamless prank.

[funnytwittertweets]

[elizabeth-dicewielder]

Okay but according to my therapist there’s literally scientific reasoning for this. It depends on your circadian rhythm, but on average after 9pm your emotions are just more sensitive than during the day. You shouldn’t have conversations dealing with conflict after 9, you shouldn’t engage with potentially triggering content after 9, and you sure as hell shouldn’t trust your judgement. After 9pm just consider your brain done. Either do something to make yourself happy or go to sleep if you can

[melioristmint]

[Image Description: A tweet by divorced monson (drewmonson7) that reads: I made a new rule: Never trust how you feel about your entire life past 9 pm. End Description]

[areyouleading]

journalist: you learned stuff :)))

sandra: no❤️

[murdershegoat]

Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes) 

[biokitty]

I’m reblogging this again because the absolute joy in this video is something I haven’t seen in such a long time that I’d forgotten this aspect of humanity.

[beardedmrbean]

X

[thcgummy-deactivated20211107]

[old-flesh]

same energy

[old-flesh]

pt 3 of a continuing saga

[old-flesh]

the never ending story pt 4

[old-flesh]

making this a pentalogy apparently

[headspace-hotel]

I like to imagine this is the same person

[jaubaius]

She looks like a good mama

[ohevoyev]

it’s like insane that an ancient writer knew the words i needed to hear a thousand years on and could see me through all that time but also. it’s not surprising in the least bc they felt as i felt and they sang as i sang and they did everything i’ve ever done there is no state of being which they have not already passed i am nothing new i am not alone and that is a great joy to know

[ohevoyev]

ecclesiastes 1:9-10

[valtsv]

the insisting on carrying those massive stacks of folding chairs alone as a kid to wlw and transmasc pipelines

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

also,

[valtsv]

together we can prevent back pain

[placethemoonatmyeyes]

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

[obliqe]

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

[greystripe]

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

[https-graces]

pls improve your taste in men

im a lesbian, my taste in men is literally the best it could be

[funny-tik-toks]

[kittypath]

STOP the fucking song and back it up to the start we didn’t think about the right thing at the right time our head music video is all messed up what the fuck guys come on

[tiktokstowatch]

[rosyish]

I’m frothing at the mouth this is my DREAM

[wolffyluna]

#as a professional carnie i gotta say#wlw have a special inate ability at these games i swear to god#there used to be some kind of year#yearly retreat for?? idk what but it was made of almost entirely butch women#and there would be like a whole day the part was just overrun by gay ladies#and when the catering hall let their party out they all wanted nothing more than clean fucking house for their gifriends and wivesa#we all knew it was coming. wed all be like todays the lesbian day guys get everything stocked#and this isnt like the o be weird or something abt butch women being strong or athletic#i mean they would win games of chance way more often than straight couples#gay dudes do not factor in cuz we all suck balls at those games literally they were all awful#one very out gay coworker i had would openly tell them like look from one of us to another keep walking these arent for us they just arent#but girls? girls dating other girls? it was on sight they all won all the time (via @transkeiichi)

[e-v-roslyn]

"Today's the lesbian day guys get everything stocked" is sending me

[salty-rice]

That’s it, I wanna be taken out on a lesbian carnival date and get some plushies

[lovecrumbss]

summer afternoon - daniel garber/laurent parcelier/ laura siosa/claude monet/richard oversmith/ john ebersberger