Princess Sarcasm

Hello, it me. Your Tumblr veteran

[snowbairdd]

LUPITA NYONG'O attending the world premiere of "The Odyssey" (July 06, 2026)

[cleos-rightfoot]

ID GO TO WAR FOR HER😭🙂‍↕️ and id GLADLY PAY WITH MY LIFE

[maja-paja]

thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts

[clownboybebop]

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[yuutta]

6 YEARS OF CANON KORRASAMI

Let’s go on a vacation, just the two of us. Anywhere you want. (12.19.2014)

[theshehulkproject]

Some D&D party is out there playing the coolest campaign ever.

[nonasuch]

I saw this when it was posted! Some highlights from the comments:

[hyunpic]

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[arschfrech]

[zendadya]

ZENDAYA "The Odyssey" photocall in Paris (July 7, 2026)

[kendrysaneela]

PLURIBUS EMMY NOMINEE SWEEP!!!!

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[blvckphilip]

jennifer lawrence & robert pattinson take lie detector tests for vanity fair

[queensinchains]

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[byjove]

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

[dapperdonuts]

[byjove]

[ladythatsmyskull]

[nitpickspot]

So, what you're saying is, under no circumstances should we be reposting the above image as much as humanly possible?

[aqueerkettleofish]

Well, we should certainly make sure that everyone knows about this image, or how will they know not to post it? It's not like "That image of Musk looking like a Nazi" would narrow it down.

[animusrox]

Batman Begins (2005) dir. Christopher Nolan