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@muchadoaboutjasper
TEXTS: ARI
Ariadne: it's fine, baby.
Ariadne: good job I love you, huh?
Ariadne: g2g. tommo is at the door. listen, pls don't freak out about this eliza thing, okay? she seems smart, she'll like you.
Jasper: Aw, Ari.
Jasper: Thanks, mate. You're a star.
Jasper: Have fun with Tommy! x
TEXTS: ARI
Ariadne: Jesus, I know a guy with a stupid crush on her. That's all.
Ariadne: You know you're like my one friend, Jas.
Ariadne: Please don't be fucking stupid about this.
Jasper: Oh. Shit, I'm sorry.
Jasper: I mean, I don't think that's true. Plenty of people like you, but for the record you're one of my only friends, too.
Jasper: I'm sorry, I really am? I haven't done this stuff in a long time, and it shows. I misread just about every sign that there is.
Jasper: Let me make it up to you? Coffee?
TEXTS: ARI
Ariadne: You fucking think?
Ariadne: Do you think I'm just some pathetic girl that follows you around because I'm like, in love with you or something? Wow, Jas.
Jasper: NO! No. Definitely not, Ari.
Jasper: I'm sorry. Shit.
Jasper: You seemed a little distracted by the Eliza of it all, and I put 2 + 2 together and made 14. I'm sorry.
Jasper: Obviously I don't think those things. You're my friend. And I'm very lucky to have you.
TEXTS: ARI
Ariadne: Okay, listen.
Ariande: Baby, sweetheart, you did not just "you're an awesome girl." me. I know I'm fucking awesome. We're friends, okay? And I'm sure you'd be an "awesome" fuck, but I don't need to "come to terms" with the fact you're dating some other girl. Jesus Christ.
Jasper: Oh
[five minutes pass]
Jasper: Sorry
Jasper: You're pissed, aren't you?
TEXTS: ARI
Ariadne: what are you actually
Ariadne: what's happening right now
Jasper: Listen, Ariadne. I think you're great, really, I do? You're an awesome girl.
Jasper: But all that joking, all that teasing... was it really always in jest? I mean, if you're upset about Eliza... if there's feelings you're having that you need to come to terms with, that's okay? No judgement.
TEXTS: ARI
Ariadne: what?
Ariadne: oh my god
Ariadne: NO.
Ariadne: do not fucking do this to me right now
Jasper: What? No, really, Ariadne. I think we might need to.
Jasper: It's okay, y'know? Like,safe space, and all that.
TEXTS: JAY
Jefferson: You know I'd tell you if she was anything other than Gracie's friend's Mum.
Jefferson: NO MAYBE ONLY YES
Jasper: Okay. Just checking.
Jasper: Uggggggggggggggggggghhh fine
TEXTS: ARI
Ariadne: what? no yeah sorry i'm fine
Jasper: No you're not. What's wrong?
Jasper: Shit. Ariadne, do we... do we need to talk?
TEXTS: JAY
Jefferson: Of course we won't!
Jefferson: No! She's Gracie's friend's Mum. That's all.
Jefferson: IT WON'T BE
Jasper: Good.
Jasper: You sure?
Jasper: OKAY. FINE. Maybe. Ahhh
TEXTS: ARI
Ariadne: wait what
Jasper: What?
Jasper: You okay?
TEXTS: JAY
Jefferson: You know we'll never leave each other, correct?
Jefferson: She's... quite lovely.
Jefferson: It's not doooooooomed!
Jasper: I should hope so, yeah. I mean, we won't? Right?
Jasper: Wait... is there actually something I should know? About Miss Pastry Chef?
Jasper: It could be!
TEXTS: ARI
Ariadne: it's honestly just an easy mark at this point
Ariadne: you do realise you asked for my advice, right? like, ariadne halliday's advice? so
Ariadne: fr who is the girl, darling
Jasper: Yes, I asked for your advice, and now I'm regretting it.
Jasper: Oh! Yes. Eliza. She's a friend of Rose's. Gorgeous, actually.
TEXTS: JAY
Jefferson: And I did! You're welcome :-)
Jefferson: I'm not leaving you for anyone! How could I leave my faux-husband? Wouldn't that be rotten!
Jefferson: It's one date, dear. I like Eliza a lot, you could do a lot worse! She seems like the kind of person Mums love. SPEAKING OF, can we please tell your Mum about her?
Jefferson: I did not like him at all, Jas.
Jasper: It would indeed. But, I suppose I am technically leaving you, so... is she cute?
Jasper: Oh God. Alright, fine. I'll go on the date, but don't tell mum just yet. Wait until after the date. I don't need you two gossipping over tea and biccies about the inevitable doom that is my love life.
Jasper: I know, baby, I know. Me neither.
TEXTS: ARI
Ariadne: gee, thanks. what am i, chopped liver?
Ariadne: nvm. got angry too soon.
Ariadne: uh, take her out, charm her, leave the tweed at home, take HER home, fuck her brains out?
Ariadne: who's the girl?
Jasper: Sorry.
Jasper: Wait, woah, slow down, hold on.
Jasper: Firstly, leave the tweed alone. Seriously! I like the tweed. What's wrong with the tweed? Maybe she'll like the tweed.
Jasper: Secondly, that's moving a little fast, don't you think?
TEXTS: JAY
Jefferson: You said PROBLEM, dear.
Jefferson: Oh! One of the Mums from Grace's school. She owns a little diner or something? It's lovely! She's very sweet. Gracie and her son play together.
Jefferson: Deep breaths, Jasper! In through the mouth, out through the nose!
Jefferson: Wait, swap that around!
Jefferson: It's a wonderful idea. You only ever regret the things you didn't do, my darling. It's been four years. You, love, are ready. And you're gonna smash it. x
Jasper: I SAID PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU SAID PROBLEM. You said "Dads help with problems"!
Jasper: Oh, very cute. We've just solved that riddle, then. You're leaving me for a pastry chef! Very quaint.
Jasper: I'm calm. It's totally fine. It's aaalllll good
Jasper: What if she's worse than the She-Devil herself? What if she hates you? Okay, she doesn't hate you. What if... what if she hates my mam? Remember that lad I dated back in Uni that called mam an old hag?
TEXTS: ARI
Ariadne: i'm sorry, which part was i meant to be helping with?
Jasper: Well, I haven't been on a date in several years, and you're a little more practiced in that area
Jasper: Heck, I haven't even been alone with a woman in years!
Jasper: Well, except for you
Jasper: What the hell do I do?
TEXTS: JAY
Jefferson: Well, I thought that was where the 'problem' part of the situation stemmed from...
Jefferson: Aw, shucks. I love you.
Jefferson: I do, actually! Who'd have thunk?
Jefferson: Also..... Jasper.....
Jefferson: I'm quite pleased for you. You deserve this very much so.
Jasper: Ye of little faith. Jesus, Jay! You really think I'd do that?
Jasper: Wait, you do? Who do you know that's a pastry chef?
Jasper: Thanks, baby. I dunno. I'm nervous? I don't think this is a good idea. What if I regret it? What if she hates me? What if I hate her? What if I'm not ready?