See the TURTLE of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth.

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See the TURTLE of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth.
But what if you’re just walking on moss and you accidentally step on one :(
Good boy trying his hardest to pose with food at the ballpark
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Cat’s got the hiccups.
a concept: zuko waiting tables at the jasmine dragon as a well-deserved break from firelord duties, but he does not understand how he keeps getting recognized!!! he’s wearing green and everything!!! it’s inexplicable!!!
zuko: hi what can I get for you today?
extremely bemused customer: um...... aren’t you the firelord???
zuko: you know, I get that a lot. I think it’s the nose
After a while it’s just
Zuko, without skipping a beat: No, his scar’s on the other side.
absolutely nothing will top the video game experience of being SHIT at a video game but all the npcs you come into contact with are in awe of you for being the most amazing and talented person they’ve ever met
the seven year old daughter of some npc i’m helping out: PAPA! YOU MUST COME MEET THE HERO WHO SAVED MY LIFE!
me, dropping a grenade on the ground accidentally and immediately blowing myself up:
every time i sneeze my ribs starts aching
I don’t know who wrote this but...
I needed y’all to commiserate with me that there’s at least one guy that thinks that people don’t have a vagina until some penis comes along and pierces it open like a straw poking into a Capri Sun and also that a clitoris is where the vagina is.
cumming is illegal
oh just like real life!
this is what pops up in a youtube vlogger’s peripheral vision when they hit 1 million subs
Due to COVID-19 all milfs are on backorder
Men.... Dress a little bit more slutty this summer...
Where a crop top, show some ass.... it's time...