Tippi on the TV

Former recapper for TWoP keeps up the snark.

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If you don’t want people to report and block you for looking like a pornbot then don’t look like a pornbot!

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Update about the wreck I was in a few months ago and what it’ll take to get us back on the road! I badly need help—whatever you can spare or even a signal boost. Here’s the details:

The estimate from Harold is almost $2k which is still $600 more than I have and the insurance company doesn’t think I need more. 🫠‪

Spent about 30 minutes talking to him and this fella Harold seems quite nice and I think pretty fair considering everyone else has been quoting me $2600-$2900+. And he actually CAME to see the car himself like… a house call in this economy??

If you can help or signal boost I’d appreciate it! I’d like to be able to drive again. Here are my assorted PayPal etc

PayPal: btippi@gmail dot com — kofi: tippi — cash app: $tippinb — venmo: tippi-blevins

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Update: Car is supposed to be ready today which is good! But I don’t have enough money! Harold said he was going to try to get the insurance company to fork over more since it was their client who ran into me. But so far nothing.

Please share. I still need almost $300 and it is a desperate situation

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This may come as a shock to you but did you know that if you smooch a fluffy cat a bunch of times while he’s actively shedding you will get a an incredible amount of fluff stuck all over your face, in your mouth, and even in your eyes?!

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Anyway, today, the day before May, was the day I finally learned, after all these years, the meaning of that one NSYNC/Timberlake meme.

Because you see, I had been hearing that lyric as “It’s gonna be May” this whole time.

And although I’ve never exactly been a fan who sought out the music, I did occasionally hear the song. And I thought people were just straight up quoting a seasonal lyric. Like when people say “wake me up when September ends.”

Today, April 30, was the day I finally looked up the song and I learned

It’s Gonna Be Me.

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I know “boneless” is a fairly common way of describing someone in a post-coital state of bodily relaxation but I always picture like

Incidentally it’s just about the ame thing I imagine when singing Silent Night and it gets to the part where baby Jesus is tender and mild

I don’t know if I’ve just watched Hannibal too much or what

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Look, I wish Tucker Carlson had gotten dumped for

Sun-Roasted Nuts

Or

Horny Panda Outrage

Because it would’ve been funnier but whatever. You take what you can get.

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Hey your cat’s really cute.

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Mine is too btw

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Hey your cat’s really cute.

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Update about the wreck I was in a few months ago and what it’ll take to get us back on the road! I badly need help—whatever you can spare or even a signal boost. Here’s the details:

The estimate from Harold is almost $2k which is still $600 more than I have and the insurance company doesn’t think I need more. 🫠‪

Spent about 30 minutes talking to him and this fella Harold seems quite nice and I think pretty fair considering everyone else has been quoting me $2600-$2900+. And he actually CAME to see the car himself like… a house call in this economy??

If you can help or signal boost I’d appreciate it! I’d like to be able to drive again. Here are my assorted PayPal etc

PayPal: btippi@gmail dot com — kofi: tippi — cash app: $tippinb — venmo: tippi-blevins

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I’m still $375 from meeting the cost. Please help or signal boost 😘

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Castiel you have the worst timing

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No matter how many Succession posts I saw on my dash, I kept misreading his name as Tom Wambgasm

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Now, when you say “working”…

what exactly can I expect from this thing?

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Season 2 of Interview with the Vampire: Louis and Armand move into this absolute dildo of a skyscraper in Dubai

It’s ribbed for their pleasure!

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Update about the wreck I was in a few months ago and what it’ll take to get us back on the road! I badly need help—whatever you can spare or even a signal boost. Here’s the details:

The estimate from Harold is almost $2k which is still $600 more than I have and the insurance company doesn’t think I need more. 🫠‪

Spent about 30 minutes talking to him and this fella Harold seems quite nice and I think pretty fair considering everyone else has been quoting me $2600-$2900+. And he actually CAME to see the car himself like… a house call in this economy??

If you can help or signal boost I’d appreciate it! I’d like to be able to drive again. Here are my assorted PayPal etc

PayPal: btippi@gmail dot com — kofi: tippi — cash app: $tippinb — venmo: tippi-blevins

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When a small puppy meets an even smaller puppy at the dog park

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Walmart offered me a choice of the following clothing items

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“Tortilla seeds,” I said, momentarily unable to think of the word “corn.”