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I have lived in a red state for three years now and it still makes my skin crawl every time I see some wannabe John Wayne Soldier of Fortune motherfucker doing open carry.

I'm going to be in Seattle next month from the 13th til the 16th. I've never been there before. Should be good times.

Trying to Quit Drinking III: This Time I Should Probably Stick to It

It's about time I stop. I quit cigarettes two weeks ago and I'm sticking to that pretty well. I don't really miss them at all. Hopefully that'll carry over to booze, too.

I figured out that I was an atheist when I was 12. I told my family when I was 14. I am now almost 28 years old. To this day, my dad is still convinced I just think church is boring. This is one of the many reasons I moved almost 1000 miles away.

Me: *starts getting tattooed as a teenager so people will leave me the fuck alone*

TLC: *shits out countless bullshit tattoo shows*

Me: *screams internally*

Call me old fashioned, but if you also smoke cigarettes you have no right to bitch about smoke being blown in your general area.

It's 6 AM and I'm drinking screwdrivers because I am an adult man whose life is a shambles, by god.

Gonna be in Eugene, Oregon starting on the 9th, then I fly back on the 12th. If anybody's looking to hang out and drink with me that'd be sweet.

#eugene #oregon #punx #booze

If I hear one more boisterous right-wing fuckstick gush about how Trump is “a businessman” and say shit like “at least we finally have a hot First Lady” as though his caricature of a cabinet and thin skin mean nothing I might actually vomit.

Two days left until I don't have to work at Raising Cane's anymore.

Last night I dreamt my ex broke into my apartment and stole my cat. We broke up almost 3 years ago and we've been cool to each other (meaning absolutely no contact because why the fuck would there be?) and she doesn't even know I live in Oklahoma now or that I own a cat. The fuck, subconscious mind? The fuck?

thisismagicallyreal

Might quit my job. I've been eating shit at this place for almost two years and I'm tired of pretending I like the taste.

Trying to explain to baby boomers that Greatest Hits collections aren't necessarily an artist's best songs is one of the most frustrating things you can ever do.

They're starting to get along now!

Meet Nero. I just adopted him today. Pistol loves him but he's still a little too overwhelmed to meet her face to face.

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