“Any of you fellas like to fish?”
“Sometimes, sir.”
“Well, let today be a lesson to you: whenever you go fishin’, always carry a bigger net than the guy upstream from you. Got it?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Remember that. Always carry a bigger net...”
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“Any of you fellas like to fish?”
“Sometimes, sir.”
“Well, let today be a lesson to you: whenever you go fishin’, always carry a bigger net than the guy upstream from you. Got it?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Remember that. Always carry a bigger net...”
Reporter: Counselor, counselor, you’ve been silent for weeks. Now that the midterms are over, do you have anything to say about the investigation?
Bob: ...Incoming, bitches.
Oh...oh, you want me to wrap it up? Oh, I see. Sure, okay. Well, I guess I’ll just have to end my investigation with, uh...nothing, then...
Just try it, cheese dust.
“You guys feel like pancakes today? I feel like pancakes.”
“I’m more of a waffle guy, sir.”
“Yeah, big waffles. And nice, big, flip-floppy pancakes.”
“A lot. Like, that much evidence.”
Happy Labor Day, Mr. President. Catch you on the flip side.
Jesus Christ, I have so much evidence.
What? What was that? Oh, no, sorry, I was just dreaming about state level charges. Please, please, oh, please do continue.
"No more runnin’. Here comes Mikey.”
Come on, guys. There really has got to be something more interesting out there than those same four damn pictures of me walking everywhere.
Reporter: Sir, sir, can you tell us, what’s your favorite game?
Bob: ...Dominoes....
.........the fuck?
Oh gaw. I thot thish wuth gum.
Still here, numbskulls.
“Hello? Boss? It’s me. It’s Mikey. I did what you said, boss. Hello? Hello?”
“Hey, Mikey...”
“Tommy, what’s going on? Where’s the boss? Where are my lawyers? I can’t reach anybody.”
“Mikey...I got some bad news...”
“Counselor, the defense has asked that your investigation—”
Try me.